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(My Fox DC) Scary "Not tonight, honey. I'm allergic to your sperm."   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 131
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thomps [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:48:33 AM  
ugh, just when we win a battle by proving that kissing is healthy we lose the war.

 
vudukungfu 2009-11-05 10:48:41 AM  
I'll go first

 
damageddude [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:49:06 AM  
My cousin and her then husband had that issue. She had to go through all sorts of crazy treatments so that they could have a baby. Later I wondered if the allergy was due to his insane coke habit (she threw his sorry ass out when she found out).

 
coinspinner [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:49:22 AM  
thomps: ugh, just when we win a battle by proving that kissing is healthy we lose the war.

Tragedy strikes.

 
apacheco 2009-11-05 10:49:35 AM  
so does her mouth and pussy swell up

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:50:04 AM  
So?

 
pxlboy [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:50:09 AM  
apacheco: so does her mouth and pussy swell up

omg.

 
overmonk 2009-11-05 10:50:25 AM  
Best grounds for divorce I've ever heard.

 
Third In Line [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:50:37 AM  
oral trifecta complete

 
tricycleracer 2009-11-05 10:50:55 AM  
Pull out. Duh.

 
Psumek 2009-11-05 10:51:40 AM  
apacheco: so does her mouth and pussy swell up

Obviously.

teenymanolo.com

 
ram.1500 2009-11-05 10:52:01 AM  
Go back to wearing rubbers!

 
Third In Line [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:52:28 AM  
tricycleracer: Pull out. Duh.

Straight from the tricycleracer's mouth!!!

 
Pair-o-Dice 2009-11-05 10:52:31 AM  
tricycleracer:
Pull out. Duh.

Just like decorating a cake.

/or stick it in her ass

 
Poppyale [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:52:33 AM  
apacheco: so does her mouth and pussy swell up

Really? Really?

 
JammerJim 2009-11-05 10:52:45 AM  
Yeah, I've heard one before.

 
T-Luv 2009-11-05 10:52:51 AM  
apacheco: so does her mouth and pussy swell up

WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!

 
tricycleracer 2009-11-05 10:54:07 AM  
apacheco: so does her mouth and pussy swell up

Bravo. We're all wondering that, but you have the brass-balls to publicly ask.

 
IdBeCrazyIf [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:54:25 AM  
Haven't had that problem with anyone yet, although lately I've been told it tastes like a mocha double expresso from starbucks

 
T-Luv 2009-11-05 10:55:32 AM  
IdBeCrazyIf: Haven't had that problem with anyone yet, although lately I've been told it tastes like a mocha double expresso from starbucks

What's an expresso?

 
thomps [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:56:25 AM  
T-Luv: IdBeCrazyIf: Haven't had that problem with anyone yet, although lately I've been told it tastes like a mocha double expresso from starbucks

What's an expresso?


a really quick orgasm.

 
Farkin'round 2009-11-05 10:56:37 AM  
I shall return at noon today to read gorgor's opinion on this.

 
nmiguy 2009-11-05 10:57:03 AM  
It's not news, it's MyFOX news!

 
steklo 2009-11-05 10:57:23 AM  
Creampie alergies?

unpossible.

 
tricycleracer 2009-11-05 10:57:24 AM  
thomps: T-Luv: IdBeCrazyIf: Haven't had that problem with anyone yet, although lately I've been told it tastes like a mocha double expresso from starbucks

What's an expresso?

a really quick orgasm.


emrl.com

 
Fluid 2009-11-05 10:57:43 AM  
"The pain that I was feeling was inside, kind of like, somebody was sticking needles up inside of me and like a burning, like really painful burning."

Sure your husband didn't just give you an STD?

 
apacheco 2009-11-05 10:58:31 AM  
Poppyale: apacheco: so does her mouth and pussy swell up

Really? Really?


what? was i not supposed to ask. are house hold remedies for this? just want to make sure i can save a life if the time comes

 
krelborne 2009-11-05 10:58:48 AM  
So is it just him, or is she allergic to other men?

 
lantawa [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:59:18 AM  
Fark that. I'd say, "Bye, honey, it's just not meant to be."

//call me Mr. Sensitive

 
Ikahoshi 2009-11-05 10:59:40 AM  
Psumek, damn you... there should be a warning on that image.

I swear it will give me nightmares.

 
krelborne 2009-11-05 10:59:48 AM  
apacheco: Poppyale: apacheco: so does her mouth and pussy swell up

Really? Really?

what? was i not supposed to ask. are house hold remedies for this? just want to make sure i can save a life if the time comes


Or if it's come time.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:59:49 AM  
Enough foreplay, commence Benadryling.

 
tricycleracer 2009-11-05 11:00:21 AM  
brap: Enough foreplay, commence Benadryling.

Antihistamine douche FTW.

 
D_Evans45 2009-11-05 11:01:20 AM  
FTFA - In Britain a man says he allergic to his wife - specifically he's allergic to a chemical called polyethylene glycol, which is a common ingredient in many creams and lotions


Excellent journalism, Lily Fu. Just had to throw that one in there.

 
Itsallaboutme [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 11:01:24 AM  
i once read an article that said that oral sex was the way to overcome this.

 
8007312 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-05 11:01:28 AM  
Wouldn't oral have caught this problem before the big mistake of marriage? If she wasn't being so selfish they would have known.

 
William Shakesbeer 2009-11-05 11:01:29 AM  
T-Luv: apacheco: so does her mouth and pussy swell up

WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!


THIS!!

It's "DO her mouth and pussy swell up", you boorish dolt...

 
Fifi Le Pew [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 11:01:29 AM  
Had a roommate in college who had this. I acted as though I believed her at the time, but pretty much thought it was made up. Interesting to know that her level of crazy, though excessive, did not extend to this as well.

 
sseye 2009-11-05 11:03:02 AM  
This happens to lots of couples when they get married.

 
Pair-o-Dice 2009-11-05 11:03:18 AM  
krelborne:
So is it just him, or is she allergic to other men?

I say we get a dozen or so farkers and head on over to find out.

 
Poppyale [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 11:03:26 AM  
8007312: Wouldn't oral have caught this problem before the big mistake of marriage? If she wasn't being so selfish they would have known.

I lol'd ;)

 
germ78 2009-11-05 11:03:33 AM  
I hate nut allergies.

 
IEatANimaLs 2009-11-05 11:03:42 AM  
death by bukakke.

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-11-05 11:03:48 AM  
Fluid: "The pain that I was feeling was inside, kind of like, somebody was sticking needles up inside of me and like a burning, like really painful burning."

Sure your husband didn't just give you an STD?


I was wondering that as well.
/CLAP everybody!

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 11:04:05 AM  
Psumek: apacheco: so does her mouth and pussy swell up

Obviously.


Looks like one of those eggs with the slime creatures inside from Duke Nuke 'Em.

 
stuhayes2010 2009-11-05 11:04:56 AM  
This is why waiting is a bad idea.

 
rogue_L_chick 2009-11-05 11:05:14 AM  
While I feel sorry for them...why on earth would you run to the media about this?

"OMG, my junk is on fire...quick, pull out and call Fox News!!"

 
Pair-o-Dice 2009-11-05 11:05:52 AM  
Itsallaboutme:
i once read an article that said that oral sex was the way to overcome this.

I'll bet he would be good with this notion. AND it'll build up her immunities.

/as well as making her a BJ goddess

 
GENETICBAGGAGE 2009-11-05 11:06:37 AM  
Hold still, damb it!

 
PullmyHair 2009-11-05 11:07:04 AM  
D_Evans45: FTFA - In Britain a man says he allergic to his wife - specifically he's allergic to a chemical called polyethylene glycol, which is a common ingredient in many creams and lotions


Excellent journalism, Lily Fu. Just had to throw that one in there.


My theory on this is similar to people who have a mild allergy or none at all to a substance, but over time, the prolonged exposure causes the reactions to increase.

/I think it speaks volumes about what he was doing prior to meeting his wife (or after being married for awhile).

 
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