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(YouTube) Video 4 kids who will NEVER get laid. Especially the 'cup' boy   (youtube.com) divider line 39
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xanadian [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 11:54:22 AM  
Cup boy? 4 kids 1 cup??

DO NOT WANT

 
UberDave [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 12:01:13 PM  
What a load. There would have been a sniper owning that choke point and no one would have made it through...

 
FishyFred [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 12:13:52 PM  
A few years ago, there was a seriously great CS parody shot in first-person view that even featured a great depiction of lag. Shame I can't find it anymore.

 
MickTheBloodyPirate 2009-11-05 12:53:37 PM  
those guys were n00bs.

 
ignite ice 2009-11-05 01:10:51 PM  
Counterstrike in REAL
Counterstrike in REAL: a funny movie about cs in real :)

In real? In REAL?! IN REAL WHAT! The suspense is killing me!

 
kiteless 2009-11-05 01:13:18 PM  
The point of a video game is that you don't have to bother with REAL! These kids are doing it wrong.

/this is why I hope natal fails, just let me sit on the couch
//yes I own a Wii, but not Wii Fit

 
LeroyBourne 2009-11-05 01:36:07 PM  
Their parents probably do a lot of *facepalming*

 
lostinspace1978 2009-11-05 02:10:34 PM  
I like WKUK take on a much better franchise (not french fries)

 
DBLWide 2009-11-05 02:14:13 PM  
FishyFred: A few years ago, there was a seriously great CS parody shot in first-person view that even featured a great depiction of lag. Shame I can't find it anymore.

This one does a decent job:

CS Parody

 
Headso 2009-11-05 02:27:34 PM  
meh, I thought it was funny...

That one guy with the ski mask looked like an extra from "The Last Sacrifice"

 
redsquid 2009-11-05 02:29:06 PM  
Wow! Those Russian kids LARPing Fallout suddenly look a lot cooler!

 
mattyc 2009-11-05 02:44:53 PM  
I'm not sure why, but I lol'd

 
Necrosis 2009-11-05 02:50:05 PM  
Kind of funny, but then I've only played CS once.

/got pwnd :(

 
Headso 2009-11-05 02:51:05 PM  
Headso: That one guy with the ski mask looked like an extra from "The Last Sacrifice"

I mean The Final Sacrifice

 
CoconutShrimp 2009-11-05 02:59:08 PM  
Worst. Greenlight. Ever.

 
12349876 2009-11-05 03:25:11 PM  
ignite ice: Counterstrike in REAL
Counterstrike in REAL: a funny movie about cs in real :)

In real? In REAL?! IN REAL WHAT! The suspense is killing me!


they're german. give them a break. they probably don't speak the english good.

 
Dumbear 2009-11-05 03:48:04 PM  
12349876: ignite ice: Counterstrike in REAL
Counterstrike in REAL: a funny movie about cs in real :)

In real? In REAL?! IN REAL WHAT! The suspense is killing me!

they're german. give them a break. they probably don't speak the english good.


You know who else accidentally the noun?

 
humandrive 2009-11-05 04:02:01 PM  
From what I could tell they did a very good job keeping their fingers off of the trigger when they weren't shooting.

 
JRoo 2009-11-05 04:03:37 PM  
That was awesome...

Considering the fact that this didn't take place with live ammo in a school.

 
sarconic 2009-11-05 04:42:55 PM  
FishyFred: A few years ago, there was a seriously great CS parody shot in first-person view that even featured a great depiction of lag. Shame I can't find it anymore.

I think this is what you are looking for.

A MUCH better parody

 
FishyFred [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 04:54:59 PM  
sarconic: FishyFred: A few years ago, there was a seriously great CS parody shot in first-person view that even featured a great depiction of lag. Shame I can't find it anymore.

I think this is what you are looking for.

A MUCH better parody


That's it. Thanks.

 
rmz [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 05:07:55 PM  
So they're LARPing, but with guns instead of swords?

 
babtras 2009-11-05 05:51:43 PM  
Make it 5. There's one behind the camera

 
Marshmallow Jones 2009-11-05 07:00:17 PM  
I think these guys were last seen on Fark, discussing how much better they thought the GI Joe & Wolverine movies could have been.

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 07:56:20 PM  
Are these the next school shooters?

 
Cromar 2009-11-05 08:42:14 PM  
sarconic: FishyFred: A few years ago, there was a seriously great CS parody shot in first-person view that even featured a great depiction of lag. Shame I can't find it anymore.

I think this is what you are looking for.

A MUCH better parody


That was fantastic. The hostages were my favorite (and sadly most accurate) part.

 
One Thirty-two and Bush 2009-11-05 08:45:28 PM  
-1, no teabagging.

 
Funbags 2009-11-05 08:49:33 PM  
I made it :45 seconds before the doughy arms of "the gimp" exceeded my patience threshold.

 
goneja 2009-11-05 11:13:48 PM  
Hate counterstrike- but that was hilarious. 41 seconds in "enemy spotted" made me die laughing.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-11-06 12:28:52 AM  
Reminded me of the Goldeneye parody.

 
EL_FABREZ 2009-11-06 01:01:40 AM  
I laughed. Now I wanna play CS. I haven't had that installed in 2 years.

 
lantawa [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 04:19:40 AM  
Well done. Was in just the right frame of mind and laughed a good bit. Ignore subby. You'll get laid. By girls, even.

 
PumpUpDaFark 2009-11-06 11:33:03 AM  
Oh, if I only had that footage my friends and I shot in the 70's of me pulling the steel pole outta the ground and throwing it through the air like the Six Million Dollar Man.

 
Fat and Nasty 86 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-06 11:45:45 AM  
I see a bunch of kids being creative and going outside. Why knock them and bring up their "sex life" ?? They're pre-teens for Christ sakes, they shouldn't be getting laid.

 
Ecobuckeye 2009-11-06 11:53:40 AM  
I laughed, anyway.

 
puckrock2000 2009-11-06 12:45:24 PM  
Ecobuckeye: I laughed, anyway.

So did the cameraman at 0:07.

 
brookgo 2009-11-06 08:21:49 PM  
Oh god. I laughed, and I still can't stop laughing. Better than the Hangover! Thanks subby!

 
LavenderWolf 2009-11-07 03:47:07 AM  
UberDave: What a load. There would have been a sniper owning that choke point and no one would have made it through...

2 things ruin multiplayer gaming.

Sniper whoring

Perfection whoring.

 
FeedTheCollapse 2009-11-08 03:31:29 PM  
Headso: Headso: That one guy with the ski mask looked like an extra from "The Last Sacrifice"

I mean The Final Sacrifice


NO ONE LEAVES THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION!

 
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