I, for one, am thinking of the children. All 3 of them.

I love the Parents Television Council because they do all the work in finding the shows that I'd actually be interested in instead of bland family friendly pablum.

for the record:

2 chicks + 1 guy = threesome
2 guys + 1 chick = gang bang

Just take a quick jump over to the PTC site (the link is at the end of the article) and check out what these censors are all about. They seem to think, among other things, that young children are up watching TV after midnight. They want ALL entertainment to be "Leave it to (no, can't use that word)." Over 98% of the complaints that the FCC receives comes through this group.

Well, apparently we're missing the

This is relevant to my interests.

Nice HL smitty... of course all I saw was

"Blah blah blah blah blah threesome"

"CW has been defending graphic content on 'Gossip Girl' by asserting that they don't target teenagers," Winters said Wednesday. "Such a claim doesn't even pass the 'laugh test.'"

so i guess their depictions of minors having sex is targeting pedobears? yah, that's less disturbing.

Sybarite: Well, apparently we're missing the

3 guys and 4 girls? A 7SOME?

Now THAT'S a party!

lajimi: Just take a quick jump over to the PTC site (the link is at the end of the article) and check out what these censors are all about. They seem to think, among other things, that young children are up watching TV after midnight. They want ALL entertainment to be "Leave it to (no, can't use that word)." Over 98% of the complaints that the FCC receives comes through this group.

Well at least the farknows who to systematically ignore.


The article claims they are non-partisan... somehow I doubt that's the case... but I'm too lazy to look into it.

lajimi: They seem to think, among other things, that young children are up watching TV after midnight.

Of course they aren't. That's what DVR is for.

/Of course, even if you record something wholesome for the kids at that hour, there's ads for herbal pecker-picker-uppers every ten minutes, anyway.

When I read the headline, I sensed a funny tickle in my underpants.

Is this what puberty feels like?

Talon: lajimi: Just take a quick jump over to the PTC site (the link is at the end of the article) and check out what these censors are all about. They seem to think, among other things, that young children are up watching TV after midnight. They want ALL entertainment to be "Leave it to (no, can't use that word)." Over 98% of the complaints that the FCC receives comes through this group.

Well at least the farknows who to systematically ignore.

The article claims they are non-partisan... somehow I doubt that's the case... but I'm too lazy to look into it.

This organization was founded by that flaming idiot Brent Bozell. They are anything BUT non-partisan.

I want to thank the Outraged Parents Group for bringing this to my attention.

This situation will be dealt with. Severely.

Control_this: I want to thank the Outraged Parents Group for bringing this to my attention.

This situation will be dealt with. Severely.

several times, with pauses at the good parts

Adman12: When I read the headline, I sensed a funny tickle in my underpants.

Is this what puberty feels like?

Nah, it feels like my Uncle Ted.

Why do parents run to such extremes?

You have these assjacks who want the world to be foam-padded and all entertainment watered down to the point that an overly sensitive three-year-old can turn on Cinemax at 3:25AM and catch reruns of "Captain Kangaroo" (as opposed to the current offering "Captain Banghertoo.")

Then, on the other side, you have the snapperheads who think bringing their "very advanced" four-year-old to the 9PM showing of "Paranormal Activity" is absolutely appropriate.

cmunic8r99: 2 chicks + 1 guy = threesome
2 guys + 1 chick = gang bang

2 guys, a girl, and a pizza place = gang bang with pepperoni

2 girls, 1 cyst = I think I threw up in my mouth a bit

2 girls, 1 cup = I think I threw up in my mouth a lot

3 men and a baby = burn them at the stake

FTFA: The Parents Television Council describes itself as a nonpartisan education group advocating responsible entertainment.

And I describe myself as an astronaut millionaire cowboy, but that doesn't make it so.

Talon:
The article claims they are non-partisan... somehow I doubt that's the case... but I'm too lazy to look into it.

If you change your mind, I recommend picking up Mick Foley's second book (Foley is Good). The last chapter is nothing but explaining in great detail what a bunch of douchebags the PTC is.

It's the Barbara Streisand Effect of fapping to underage teen sex.

Oh yes, subby, no one has ever heard of Gossip Girl. Your a idiot.

Come on guys, you all know what's going to happen in the episode. The issue will be brought up, one of the guys will be pressuring the girls to do it and in the end they remember the values they learned from ____________ and decide not to do it, restoring faith in our children and by extension, society.

Don't be such suckers.

karatekitten13: Oh yes, subby, no one has ever heard of Gossip Girl. Your a idiot.

Gossip Girl? Is this a show or something. I mean, I know a few girls who like to gossip, is that what we're talking about here?

Hagbardr: cmunic8r99: 2 chicks + 1 guy = threesome
2 guys + 1 chick = gang bang

2 guys, a girl, and a pizza place = gang bang with pepperoni

Heh, nice.

2 girls, 1 cyst = I think I threw up in my mouth a bit

Okay, easy there, that's not...

2 girls, 1 cup = I think I threw up in my mouth a lot

Alright, now you're just being nasty, please don't....

3 men and a baby = burn them at the stake

Jesus CHRIST, what the HELL is wrong with you?!?

Sybarite: Well, apparently we're missing the

is the guy on the upper right giving the girl in the middle a thumbkin?

meh.

And the kids wouldn't have known about it if you whiny biatches hadn't brought it to their attention.

Annoying censors and the morality/sex police is one of the best ways to get ratings, especially if your target audience is in the adolescent to young adult demographic.

I think the Parents Television Council is just a front group for the producers of said show. It's a way of getting publicity.

cmunic8r99: for the record:

2 chicks + 1 guy = threesome
2 guys + 1 chick = gang bang

Nope, still a threesome.

And its only gay if the balls touch.

Maybe these outraged parents should just keep better tabs on their kids and have them not watch the show.

Seems like a better idea then censoring what every one else wants to watch.

Generally freaking out over anything will make most kids more interested in it.

"Will you now be complicit in establishing a precedent and expectation that teenagers should engage in behaviors heretofore associated primarily with adult films?"

Yes, yes I do want to establish this precedent.

/Making the world a better place for high-school boys everywhere.

cmunic8r99: for the record:

2 chicks + 1 guy = threesome
2 guys + 1 chick = gang bang devil's threesome

/nttawwt

GoDawgs!: Sybarite: Well, apparently we're missing the

is the guy on the upper right giving the girl in the middle a thumbkin?

It would appear that way, yes.

Like the song says, "People are still having sex."

I had never heard of this show until they showed up on the cover of rolling stone one month. I quit reading rolling stone.

Will they start the scene with a condom pack, like on DeGrassi?

cmunic8r99: for the record:

2 chicks + 1 guy = threesome
2 guys + 1 chick = gang bang


Two is a gang?


/poster needs to bone up on porn definitions

I will say this about that, however: Radio ads for the thing kept saying "whore" and "prostitute" and I hoped my children would not ask me what those were. My 9 year old son and 7 year old daughter did, however. "Kids", I said, "A prostitute is a woman who has sex for money. A whore does it for cocaine or meth. Alles Klar?"

Alles klar, papa.

FTFA: "CW has been defending graphic content on 'Gossip Girl' by asserting that they don't target teenagers," Winters said Wednesday. "Such a claim doesn't even pass the 'laugh test.'"

Laugh test?



Jimmy: That's a... fantastic idea fellas. Uh, the key to successful humor is s- staying power. Uh tell me the first mascot idea.
Kyle: A giant douche.
Jimmy: Heh, huh okay, that's pretty funny. Now, what's the second?
Cartman: A turd sandwich.
Jimmy: Turhr... Ohokahay. Okay, now let's wait ten seconds. [ten seconds pass] Okay now, t-tell me the first one again?
Kyle: Giant douche.
Jimmy: [snickers] And the second?
Cartman: Turd sandwich.
Jimmy: [snickers] Gee, th-they're both screamingly funny, fellas. Uhhhbetter give it another ten seconds. [ten seconds pass] All right, now we'll see which one really has staying power. Number one?
Kyle: A giant douche.
Jimmy: [snickers] Okay, I think, that's it. Number 2?
Cartman: Turd sandwich.
Jimmy: [snickers] Gee, I don't know what to say, fellas. They're both instant classics. But I guess I'll have to go with giant douche, simply because the fact that it's a giant renders it useless, adding a parody slant to the satire.

Adman12: When I read the headline, I sensed a funny tickle in my underpants.

Is this what puberty feels like?

Depends whose puberty you're feeling

Be fair, subby...

...most of us have heard of the CW, but don't give a shiat about it.

cmunic8r99: for the record:

2 chicks + 1 guy = threesome
2 guys + 1 chick = gang bang gay

FTFY

Adman12: When I read the headline, I sensed a funny tickle in my underpants.

Is this what puberty feels like?

Depends.

"Will you now be complicit in establishing a precedent and expectation that teenagers should engage in behaviors heretofore associated primarily with adult films?"


I guess they've never been to high school. This shiate already happens. Should? Already are.

What do you call the girl in a three-way?

An excuse.

/d&r