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Honey, could you put your head in my lap? I need you to blow up my seat belt



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jehovahs witness protection
2009-11-05 07:59:28 AM


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The English Major
2009-11-05 08:29:42 AM


jehovahs witness protection: img139.imageshack.us

...and now we're done.

 
me texan
2009-11-05 09:09:13 AM


Came here for the Otto Pilot reference, left with a grin on my face.

 
Sybarite
2009-11-05 09:19:39 AM


cache.gawker.com

 
Third In Line
2009-11-05 09:53:04 AM


Wonder why it took them so long to get this going, sheesh.
Oh - visions of product testing... yeah.

 
doubled99
2009-11-05 09:53:23 AM


Seatbelts are un-American

 
akya
2009-11-05 09:53:35 AM


I think they should make a real seat belt inside of an Inflatible car! that would be much more impressive.

 
schattenteufel
2009-11-05 09:53:51 AM


There's actually very little blowing involved, you know.

 
tortilla burger
2009-11-05 09:54:15 AM


Hey honey, while you're down there...

 
Indolent
2009-11-05 09:54:44 AM


Done in one.

+1 jehovahs witness protection

 
schattenteufel
2009-11-05 09:54:46 AM


akya: I think they should make a real seat belt inside of an Inflatible car! that would be much more impressive.


Yeah; if seatbelts & airbags are so safe, why don't they make the whole car outta' them?

 
Third In Line
2009-11-05 09:55:09 AM


schattenteufel: There's actually very little blowing involved, you know.

in fact, none

 
honk
2009-11-05 09:55:19 AM


Replacing a used airbag is really expensive. I wonder how much it'll cost to replace one of these after an accident?

 
Third In Line
2009-11-05 09:56:21 AM


honk: Replacing a used airbag is really expensive. I wonder how much it'll cost to replace one of these after an accident?

Well, let's see.
Seat belt saving your pitiful life? priceless.

 
cr0sh
2009-11-05 09:56:40 AM


Ford didn't take any bailouts (that I know of?), and I like my Ford pickups, but...

This? This is the latest engineering from Ford? A damn seatbelt? Even if this catches on, I somehow doubt that "comfort" is going to make tards put it on...

Not like they'll read it, so...

Damnit, Ford! Why the hell don't you bring back an improved electric or hybrid Ranger pickup? How about an electric/hybrid 4wd/AWD vehicle?

Something - anything! - more innovative and exciting than seatbelts...

/facepalm

 
Texaco Saves
2009-11-05 09:58:33 AM


OUTLAW VEHICLES!

/why yes, i am a breatharian

 
Smackledorfer
2009-11-05 09:59:39 AM


I'm surprised at all the hate from people here.

Of course, before they worry about distribution of impact outside of the width of the seatbelt, maybe more cars could have adjustable straps. Anyone under 5'6" (I'm 5'7" and just barely do alright) has the seat belt straight over their neck in the average vehicle. That can't be good.

 
BobXXL
2009-11-05 10:00:49 AM


The belts first will be an option on the next-generation Ford Explorer in the U.S., then rolled out in Europe

There's a poor choice of words.

 
Pair-o-Dice
2009-11-05 10:01:01 AM


Dammit b*tch! You don't actually blow on it!!!

 
kittyhas1000legs
2009-11-05 10:01:07 AM


schattenteufel: akya: I think they should make a real seat belt inside of an Inflatible car! that would be much more impressive.


Yeah; if seatbelts & airbags are so safe, why don't they make the whole car outta' them?


If you like that, you should see my airplane built out of nothing but black boxes.

/they're actually orange, but fark you, it's my airplane!

 
debug
2009-11-05 10:01:18 AM


The new Lexus LFA has inflatable seatbelts as well.

http://www.lexus.com/LFA/ (new window)

 
IdBeCrazyIf
2009-11-05 10:01:43 AM


Done in one jehovahs

 
7th Son of a 7th Son
2009-11-05 10:02:05 AM


Indolent: Done in one.

+1 jehovahs witness protection


How about Buddhism?

 
gspazg
2009-11-05 10:02:08 AM


cr0sh: Ford didn't take any bailouts (that I know of?), and I like my Ford pickups, but...

This? This is the latest engineering from Ford? A damn seatbelt? Even if this catches on, I somehow doubt that "comfort" is going to make tards put it on...

Not like they'll read it, so...

Damnit, Ford! Why the hell don't you bring back an improved electric or hybrid Ranger pickup? How about an electric/hybrid 4wd/AWD vehicle?

Something - anything! - more innovative and exciting than seatbelts...

/facepalm


If only there were multiple engineering teams working on multiple projects...

 
Pair-o-Dice
2009-11-05 10:02:40 AM


Q: Nuts on the wall?
A: Walnuts

Q: Nuts on a chest?
A: Chestnuts

Q: Nuts on a chin?
A: Blooooow job

 
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