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Hezbollah: "Arms ship, you say? What arms ship? What's an arms ship? We don't know any arms ships"



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Control_this
2009-11-05 09:29:26 AM


I know it was meant for Hezbollah because I saw a twitter that got picked up by the VOA that said it had an Arabic address.

 
veedeevadeevoodee
2009-11-05 09:54:17 AM


www.intriguing.com

 
One Million
2009-11-05 10:32:21 AM


"What's a moidah?"

"Don't play dumb with me."

 
Shaggy_C
2009-11-05 10:34:00 AM


There isn't any proof that this is related to Hezbollah at all. Bad apples might be doing it at low levels, but their corporate vision is one of peace.

 
Xyphoid
2009-11-05 10:34:20 AM


Hey there, whoa. They're the party of god, why would they need guns?

 
Xyphoid
2009-11-05 10:35:36 AM


I forgot to include "maki (or mafi, depending on where you're from) mushkila"

 
jgbrowning
2009-11-05 10:35:54 AM


Are they sure it's not one of their arms ships that lost their papers?

 
Donald_McRonald
2009-11-05 10:36:07 AM


Shaggy_C: There isn't any proof that this is related to Hezbollah at all. Bad apples might be doing it at low levels, but their corporate vision is one of peace.

[ACORN joke]

 
HotWingConspiracy
2009-11-05 10:38:01 AM


Israel seems to stumble on to these arms shipments at really oddly convenient times.

 
Fizpez
2009-11-05 10:38:36 AM


"Fezic... tear his arms off."

"oh you mean this arms shipment"

/first thing that came to mind

 
soy_bomb
2009-11-05 10:41:02 AM


HotWingConspiracy: Israel seems to stumble on to these arms shipments at really oddly convenient times.

It's a conspiracy! Those evil Jews tricked Iran into sending arms to Hezbollah.

/I thought Obama had Iran under control...

 
keylock71
2009-11-05 10:42:53 AM


Hmmmm... whom to believe?

The lying bastards in Hezbollah or the lying bastards in the Israeli government...

 
DarnoKonrad
2009-11-05 10:44:43 AM


soy_bomb: It's a conspiracy!

Why should anyone in this country give a rat's ass what a militant political party in Lebanon as a proxy entity between to pissy theocracies is up to? Why is this story even translated into English?

 
Headso
2009-11-05 10:44:56 AM


The ships arms can touch anything but themselves

 
Headso
2009-11-05 10:45:54 AM


soy_bomb: Those evil Jews tricked Iran into sending arms to Hezbollah.

Wasn't the ship loaded in Egypt?

 
HotWingConspiracy
2009-11-05 10:47:03 AM


soy_bomb: HotWingConspiracy: Israel seems to stumble on to these arms shipments at really oddly convenient times.

It's a conspiracy! Those evil Jews tricked Iran into sending arms to Hezbollah.


Wat

/I thought Obama had Iran under control...

Are you retarded?

 
vernonFL
2009-11-05 10:50:27 AM


Hezbollah is just like ACORN and Obama.

They're all community organizers.

 
Bossk'sSegway
2009-11-05 10:50:47 AM


At least they both know how to play the game.

www.wired.com
What phosphorus?

 
Tatsuma
2009-11-05 10:51:54 AM


HotWingConspiracy: Israel seems to stumble on to these arms shipments at really oddly convenient times.

Yes indeed. Israel just had 500 tons of weapons lying, as well as a foreign ship, so they orchestrated all of this in order to make poor Hizbullah look bad.

I don't understand why rabidly anti-Israel people will go at any lengths in order to attack the Jewish state and defend her enemies. Seriously, you can still rant and rave about Israel and say 'Well, I guess Hizbullah is bad too'.

 
netcentric
2009-11-05 10:53:46 AM


The thread lost all humor and went dysfunctional in like 16 posts ?


/send in Hillary
//with a reset button

 
Dr Dreidel
2009-11-05 10:54:13 AM


keylock71: Hmmmm... whom to believe?

The lying bastards in Hezbollah or the lying bastards in the Israeli government...


That, kinda. I'm more likely to believe a reputable government which doesn't rely on ACTUAL thugs and murderers (as opposed to former commandos and soldiers who marched under a flag and may have had to assault and kill people), but I'm no fool. The Palestinian citizenry doesn't want the endless cycle of bloodshed any more than Israelis do.

c/p'd from a thread a few days ago:

Palestinians live in perpetual victimhood. When Israel was created, their land was taken. In 1967, more of their land was taken. In 1973, even more. No effort was made to repatriate Palestinians to Jordanian, Egyptian, Lebanese, Syrian or even Saudi territory. Where they are now politically, socially and economically is a direct result of having had no proxy in the international community - their leaders thought they'd have a useful bargaining chip in a displaced people, Israel figured the situation would be resolved shortly and the surrounding countries didn't care enough to get involved.

Israelis live in perpetual disconcert. They feel beset by all sides at all times, don't see much help in those who instinctively side with the oppressed, and cannot believe people would legitimize suicide bombings. They want to be regarded just like any other country - free to expand, free to badger their neighbors, free to govern as they please - but cannot be so seen because of the Palestinian problem. Israeli liberals want a fair and just two-state solution, conservatives and other hard-liners want Palestinians out.

Americans and much of the rest of the world increasingly see Israel as a client state of the US. Fair or not, the influence of AIPAC (which disburses no money directly to American politicians, only matches donors with campaigns) is seen as untoward and unfair (when, in actuality, AARP, the NRA, the Moral Majority/Religious Right, AFL-CIO/SEIU and many others have more of a lobbying presence), and AIPAC is blamed for American policy blunders. AIPAC is firmly on the right of Israeli politics, and the American and Israeli lefts are tired of a one-sided lobbying group which walks on only one side of the road.

None of these groups shoulders the majority of the blame for the current mess. Israelis have been much too hard on Palestinians at large (to the detriment of relations with the Palestinian moderates and dismay of centrists and liberals everywhere); Palestinians have been much too hard-line (recognizing Israel's "right to exist" is not something which should need bargaining away) with their demands, and the rest of the world has projected the issues-du-jour on the conflict (it's part of the GWOT!! it's part of the fight against Commies!! it's part of the American expansion into the MidEast!!!).

It's a farked up situation. Diplomatic pressures aren't going to fix it - one day, a charismatic enough Palestinian leader (and yes, I do feel like it'll be from that side) will amass enough support to actually force a change in the leadership's philosophy AND command enough respect on the Israeli/international fronts to make headway.

// don't really care who ends up owning what land, so long as the citizenry can freely move about: Muslims can visit their holy sites and so can Jews

 
HotWingConspiracy
2009-11-05 10:55:25 AM


Tatsuma: HotWingConspiracy: Israel seems to stumble on to these arms shipments at really oddly convenient times.

Yes indeed. Israel just had 500 tons of weapons lying, as well as a foreign ship, so they orchestrated all of this in order to make poor Hizbullah look bad.

I don't understand why rabidly anti-Israel people will go at any lengths in order to attack the Jewish state and defend her enemies. Seriously, you can still rant and rave about Israel and say 'Well, I guess Hizbullah is bad too'.


Wow. Is what I typed considered an attack? It's a pretty dry statement. I like that you've ginned up a conspiracy theory for me though. Thanks.

I didn't mean to give anyone the vapors.

 
Wendy's Chili
2009-11-05 10:55:53 AM


Headso: soy_bomb: Those evil Jews tricked Iran into sending arms to Hezbollah.

Wasn't the ship loaded in Egypt?


That's irrelevant. Iran is an existential threat to Israel. Existential. That's some serious shiat right there.

 
Biological Ali
2009-11-05 10:56:21 AM


netcentric: The thread lost all humor and went dysfunctional in like 16 posts ?


/send in Hillary
//with an reset OVERCHARGE button


FTFY

 
AppleOptionEsc
2009-11-05 10:58:08 AM


HotWingConspiracy: Tatsuma: HotWingConspiracy: Israel seems to stumble on to these arms shipments at really oddly convenient times.

Yes indeed. Israel just had 500 tons of weapons lying, as well as a foreign ship, so they orchestrated all of this in order to make poor Hizbullah look bad.

I don't understand why rabidly anti-Israel people will go at any lengths in order to attack the Jewish state and defend her enemies. Seriously, you can still rant and rave about Israel and say 'Well, I guess Hizbullah is bad too'.

Wow. Is what I typed considered an attack? It's a pretty dry statement. I like that you've ginned up a conspiracy theory for me though. Thanks.

I didn't mean to give anyone the vapors.


If you troll Tatsuma long enough, he gets a bit twitchy. It's a great Fark past time since he took that break a while back. I suggest Tats take a commenting break, or make an alt.

 
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