You see, ladies? We men are such caring, selfless creatures. When we get you in the back seat or on the couch we're really only interested in your health and well-being. That's why we swap our precious spit with you. We also try to check for lumps in your breasts and hopefully provide you with a complete cervical digital exam.

You're welcome.

further evidence that obama's health care plan involves whoring out white women for their own good. this isn't the change i voted for.

thomps: obama's health care plan involves whoring out white women for their own good. this isn't the change i voted for.

Shut the hell up, I might actually get laid for once!

eddyatwork: thomps: obama's health care plan involves whoring out white women for their own good. this isn't the change i voted for.

Shut the hell up, I might actually get laid for once!

but at what cost? when you ride with obamacare-whores you ride with hitler.

Kissing where?

Perhaps an "injection" would help.

jehovahs witness protection: Perhaps an "injection" would help.

like with a penis.

To health! *smooch*

(I'm going to use that until I get slapped)

thomps: jehovahs witness protection: Perhaps an "injection" would help.

like with a penis.

And by penis you mean...oh wait.

That dirty, DIRTY immune system.

It needs to be punished.

Omg 'pete!

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4740833

lol, and the cum dumped in them after those kisses could completely destroy their immune system and leave them to die a slow, painful death.

/At least in Africa

D_Evans45: lol, and the cum dumped in them after those kisses could completely destroy their immune system and leave them to die a slow, painful death.

/At least in Africa

you might be surprised to learn that not everyone kisses with mouthfuls of semen.

The Vitamin D from sunlight will help boost your immune system which would be more practical for farkettes, considering no one wants to kiss them.

so does their immune system get an extra boost of vitamins and minerals when they're kissing dick

I used to kiss my wife.

/Not any more
//She can die, see if I care

Texaco Saves: The Vitamin D from sunlight will help boost your immune system which would be more practical for farkettes, considering no one wants to kiss them.

Well someone's not getting BIE for a while.

better than a flu shot

What about biting, licking or gnawing? What do those do for her?

thomps: D_Evans45: lol, and the cum dumped in them after those kisses could completely destroy their immune system and leave them to die a slow, painful death.

/At least in Africa

you might be surprised to learn that not everyone kisses with mouthfuls of semen.

really ?? who knew?

thomps: eddyatwork: thomps: obama's health care plan involves whoring out white women for their own good. this isn't the change i voted for.

Shut the hell up, I might actually get laid for once!

but at what cost? when you ride with obamacare-whores you ride with hitler.

Godwined in four...

DirkTheDaring: Immunity2

Winner!

FTFA:
Many theories have emerged as to why humans kiss in the first place. A widely accepted theory is that kissing was developed as a way for people to sniff out good mates. LiveScience writes that when our faces are together, our pheremones exchange biological information about whether two people will make strong, healthy offspring.

made me laugh

smell my cherry lipstick baby!

Grumpybollocks: I used to kiss my wife.

/Not any more
//She can die, see if I care

So either you are divorced, about to be divorced, or are about to end up on the news as the husband of a missing wife.