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(My Fox DC) PSA Kissing boosts a women's immune system. Her dirty little skank immune system   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 1321
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DslainteC [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 08:41:01 AM  
You see, ladies? We men are such caring, selfless creatures. When we get you in the back seat or on the couch we're really only interested in your health and well-being. That's why we swap our precious spit with you. We also try to check for lumps in your breasts and hopefully provide you with a complete cervical digital exam.

You're welcome.

 
thomps [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 08:50:28 AM  
further evidence that obama's health care plan involves whoring out white women for their own good. this isn't the change i voted for.

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 09:06:52 AM  
thomps: obama's health care plan involves whoring out white women for their own good. this isn't the change i voted for.

Shut the hell up, I might actually get laid for once!

 
thomps [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 09:13:09 AM  
eddyatwork: thomps: obama's health care plan involves whoring out white women for their own good. this isn't the change i voted for.

Shut the hell up, I might actually get laid for once!


but at what cost? when you ride with obamacare-whores you ride with hitler.

 
Adman12 [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 09:24:53 AM  
Kissing where?

 
jehovahs witness protection [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-05 09:30:19 AM  
Perhaps an "injection" would help.

 
thomps [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 09:31:44 AM  
jehovahs witness protection: Perhaps an "injection" would help.

like with a penis.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 09:40:28 AM  
To health! *smooch*

(I'm going to use that until I get slapped)

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 09:56:27 AM  
thomps: jehovahs witness protection: Perhaps an "injection" would help.

like with a penis.


And by penis you mean...oh wait.

 
Alebak 2009-11-05 10:13:55 AM  
That dirty, DIRTY immune system.

It needs to be punished.

 
kilopane 2009-11-05 10:14:57 AM  

 
D_Evans45 2009-11-05 10:16:03 AM  
lol, and the cum dumped in them after those kisses could completely destroy their immune system and leave them to die a slow, painful death.

/At least in Africa

 
thomps [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:17:11 AM  
D_Evans45: lol, and the cum dumped in them after those kisses could completely destroy their immune system and leave them to die a slow, painful death.

/At least in Africa


you might be surprised to learn that not everyone kisses with mouthfuls of semen.

 
DirkTheDaring 2009-11-05 10:17:16 AM  
i34.tinypic.com

Immunity2

 
Texaco Saves 2009-11-05 10:17:26 AM  
The Vitamin D from sunlight will help boost your immune system which would be more practical for farkettes, considering no one wants to kiss them.

 
apacheco 2009-11-05 10:19:15 AM  
so does their immune system get an extra boost of vitamins and minerals when they're kissing dick

 
Grumpybollocks 2009-11-05 10:19:16 AM  
I used to kiss my wife.

/Not any more
//She can die, see if I care

 
imgod2u [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:20:01 AM  
Texaco Saves: The Vitamin D from sunlight will help boost your immune system which would be more practical for farkettes, considering no one wants to kiss them.

Well someone's not getting BIE for a while.

 
Ready_Cents 2009-11-05 10:20:13 AM  
i240.photobucket.com

better than a flu shot

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:20:19 AM  
What about biting, licking or gnawing? What do those do for her?

 
Arch Stanton 2009-11-05 10:20:26 AM  
thomps: D_Evans45: lol, and the cum dumped in them after those kisses could completely destroy their immune system and leave them to die a slow, painful death.

/At least in Africa

you might be surprised to learn that not everyone kisses with mouthfuls of semen.


really ?? who knew?

 
thompsonius [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:20:36 AM  
thomps: eddyatwork: thomps: obama's health care plan involves whoring out white women for their own good. this isn't the change i voted for.

Shut the hell up, I might actually get laid for once!

but at what cost? when you ride with obamacare-whores you ride with hitler.


Godwined in four...

 
s1ugg0 2009-11-05 10:20:50 AM  
DirkTheDaring: Immunity2

Winner!

 
Third In Line [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:21:02 AM  
FTFA:
Many theories have emerged as to why humans kiss in the first place. A widely accepted theory is that kissing was developed as a way for people to sniff out good mates. LiveScience writes that when our faces are together, our pheremones exchange biological information about whether two people will make strong, healthy offspring.

made me laugh

smell my cherry lipstick baby!

i649.photobucket.com

 
Shadowknight [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:21:26 AM  
Grumpybollocks: I used to kiss my wife.

/Not any more
//She can die, see if I care


So either you are divorced, about to be divorced, or are about to end up on the news as the husband of a missing wife.

 
Mr.BobDobalita 2009-11-05 10:21:28 AM  
Also, semen cures breast cancer...


/it's true
//I swear
///Dr. Bob's soothing two-ball compound

 
The Crepes of Wrath 2009-11-05 10:21:37 AM  
eddyatwork: I might actually get laid for once!

I'm pretty sure that's never going to happen.

 
shucherfase 2009-11-05 10:22:25 AM  
thomps: jehovahs witness protection: Perhaps an "injection" would help.

like with a penis.


Holy cow, when he said "injection" I think he meant like a flu shot. But then you switched it ALL around and made it about a penis!!! Your a farking genius. You should write for the Simpsons! (no, really, that show is about as funny as you now)

 
Sin_City_Superhero 2009-11-05 10:22:38 AM  
Strangely, my GIS for "dirty little skank" turned up results that were NSFW. Who would've thunk it?

 
KingKauff 2009-11-05 10:23:12 AM  
Third In Line: FTFA:
Many theories have emerged as to why humans kiss in the first place. A widely accepted theory is that kissing was developed as a way for people to sniff out good mates. LiveScience writes that when our faces are together, our pheremones exchange biological information about whether two people will make strong, healthy offspring.

made me laugh

smell my cherry lipstick baby!


PUCKER UP!

I am willing to help boost the immune system of any Farkette that needs or wants me to :-)

 
KingKauff 2009-11-05 10:23:57 AM  
Sin_City_Superhero: Strangely, my GIS for "dirty little skank" turned up results that were NSFW. Who would've thunk it?

Get the fark out! Really?!?!?!?!

 
CapitolG 2009-11-05 10:24:01 AM  
imgod2u: Texaco Saves: The Vitamin D from sunlight will help boost your immune system which would be more practical for farkettes, considering no one wants to kiss them.

Well someone's not getting BIE for a while.


likely never got them with that winner outlook.

/FYI any Farkett who has sent me BIE, you are all kissable.
//Thanks again.

 
DirkTheDaring 2009-11-05 10:24:32 AM  
Art imitates art:

i38.tinypic.com

 
carnifex2005 2009-11-05 10:24:46 AM  
KingKauff: Sin_City_Superhero: Strangely, my GIS for "dirty little skank" turned up results that were NSFW. Who would've thunk it?

Get the fark out! Really?!?!?!?!


You're doing it wrong...

blog.cleveland.com

 
LeroyBourne 2009-11-05 10:25:15 AM  
How can I use this to get my g/f to let me toss her salad?

 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:25:21 AM  
shucherfase: thomps: jehovahs witness protection: Perhaps an "injection" would help.

like with a penis.

Holy cow, when he said "injection" I think he meant like a flu shot. But then you switched it ALL around and made it about a penis!!! Your a farking genius. You should write for the Simpsons! (no, really, that show is about as funny as you now)


the fact that you missed his joke so badly makes it even funnier. because now i can laugh at his joke and laugh at you at the same time. good show.

 
Poppyale 2009-11-05 10:25:23 AM  
I'm gonna live forever!

 
Texaco Saves 2009-11-05 10:25:48 AM  
imgod2u
Is the while over yet?

 
thomps [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:25:56 AM  
shucherfase: thomps: jehovahs witness protection: Perhaps an "injection" would help.

like with a penis.

Holy cow, when he said "injection" I think he meant like a flu shot. But then you switched it ALL around and made it about a penis!!! Your a farking genius. You should write for the Simpsons! (no, really, that show is about as funny as you now)


i'm glad someone finally got it and appreciates my sly innuendo. *facepalm*

 
D_Evans45 2009-11-05 10:26:26 AM  
thomps: D_Evans45: lol, and the cum dumped in them after those kisses could completely destroy their immune system and leave them to die a slow, painful death.

/At least in Africa

you might be surprised to learn that not everyone kisses with mouthfuls of semen.




Ah, Fark is never short on pedantic people. Must be Obama's health care initiative there raising your hackles again, right thomps? Get those darkies.

 
dominick 2009-11-05 10:26:45 AM  
oral trifecta in play

 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:27:10 AM  
LeroyBourne: How can I use this to get my g/f to let me toss her salad?

I think that's one of those things you just do. Next time you're downtown, just start going to town on that asshole buddy.

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:27:31 AM  
"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth"

 
1lastcall 2009-11-05 10:27:51 AM  
Grumpybollocks: I used to kiss my wife.

/Not any more
//She can die, see if I care


Haud yer wheesht, ye aptly named bastard.

 
Third In Line [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:28:12 AM  
dominick: oral trifecta in play

that's hawt

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-11-05 10:29:29 AM  
jaylectricity: thomps: jehovahs witness protection: Perhaps an "injection" would help.

like with a penis.

And by penis you mean...oh wait.


An erection injection.
Got one of those this morning, kicks, etc.

 
mandrsn1 2009-11-05 10:30:01 AM  
CapitolG: /FYI any Farkett who has sent me BIE, you are all kissable.
//Thanks again.


Sounds like that was one of the most epic thread to have missed

 
One Million 2009-11-05 10:31:10 AM  
"a women's"?

A WOMEN'S?

YOU RUINED IT!!

 
animesucks 2009-11-05 10:31:43 AM  
a girl came up to me on halloween and asked me if i was single and then asked me for a kiss. i assumed she was interested in me, but now i see her devious intentions of using me to become invincible.

 
thomps [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 10:32:08 AM  
D_Evans45: thomps: D_Evans45: lol, and the cum dumped in them after those kisses could completely destroy their immune system and leave them to die a slow, painful death.

/At least in Africa

you might be surprised to learn that not everyone kisses with mouthfuls of semen.



Ah, Fark is never short on pedantic people. Must be Obama's health care initiative there raising your hackles again, right thomps? Get those darkies.


i find it interesting that the thought of kissing with mouthful's of semen makes you think of obama particularly and black people generally.

 
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