Is that what we're calling tentacle porn these days?

BUKKAKE!

:D

Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

I'd let Asian girls lay some pipe on me.

/yikes

Winktologist: I'd let Asian girls lay some pipe on me.

/yikes

Funnelgirl. 'Nuff said.

/No, don't ever look it up.
//I'm farking serious.

Am I the only one that thinks this is kind of awesome? I mean, I know we did this before, but still...connecting two countries by a physical link along a vast undersea chasm? That's rather high on my awesome meter.

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As in all of asia??? Because i'm pissed off Sina and Youku are blocked off! those bastards.

/DRTFA

GAT_00: Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

I'm attracted to pretty much anything with tits, but especially Asian chicks and pale blondes with nice hooters. Go figure.

/hot like molten gold

vartian: Am I the only one that thinks this is kind of awesome? I mean, I know we did this before, but still...connecting two countries by a physical link along a vast undersea chasm? That's rather high on my awesome meter.

Many times, across the pacific too, this is just another pipe.
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Damn you.

GAT_00: Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

How about a pale freckled redheaded Japanese girl?

Jedi_Templar: GAT_00: Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

How about a pale freckled redheaded Japanese girl?

Japanese girls are cute. Maria Ozawa could cure Bob Dole of needing boner pills. Japanese porn, however, is appalling horrid. Each clip always starts with some hot Japanese chick who first must undergo 20-30 minutes of BS just get naked, and then starts squeeling like a baby seal in mid-clubbing, while some guy flops against her, he being unfortunately unable to do any thrusting with one-inch long, pixelated rice-dick. Oh, and sometimes there will be strangely-colored goo 30-40 minutes in.

GAT_00: Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

Sure.

There is more than one kind of porn. Asian is good for a lot of guys, but for everyone else, there's also Russian.

wozzeck: Japanese porn, however, is appalling horrid. Each clip always starts with some hot Japanese chick who first must undergo 20-30 minutes of BS just get naked, and then starts squeeling like a baby seal in mid-clubbing, while some guy flops against her, he being unfortunately unable to do any thrusting with one-inch long, pixelated rice-dick. Oh, and sometimes there will be strangely-colored goo 30-40 minutes in.

I really, seriously did come into this thread with intentions of saying pretty much exactly this.

Cucullen:

Many times, across the pacific too, this is just another pipe.
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Well...yes, that does take a bit of the magic out of it.

/Sulks. Kicks dirt.

wozzeck: while some guy flops against her, he being unfortunately unable to do any thrusting with one-inch long, pixelated rice-dick.

Geez, everybody's a critic. Cut me some slack it was a hard day working for my god, Mitsubishi corp.

Not our fault. See:



...even Japanese women themselves can't help it.

wozzeck: Jedi_Templar: GAT_00: Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

How about a pale freckled redheaded Japanese girl?

Japanese girls are cute. Maria Ozawa could cure Bob Dole of needing boner pills. Japanese porn, however, is appalling horrid. Each clip always starts with some hot Japanese chick who first must undergo 20-30 minutes of BS just get naked, and then starts squeeling like a baby seal in mid-clubbing, while some guy flops against her, he being unfortunately unable to do any thrusting with one-inch long, pixelated rice-dick. Oh, and sometimes there will be strangely-colored goo 30-40 minutes in.

You forgot the part where the guy/s is/are usually a flabby, golem-esque man in his late 40's with a receding hairline, with the missing hair usually seeming to appear in bountiful amounts in his nostrils, ears and other unsightly places. That really doesn't help the mood along at all.

/Not that I am familiar with any type of pornography, being a pure and holistic morally-bound person of higher transcendence and benevolence and would not sink so low as to actually associate with such filth.

Yeah!

More dogasslickingporn!

I can't stand the squealing in Japanese porn, either. I'm from the South and I get Deliverance flashbacks.

In the wake of rapidly increasing traffic between the two regions of the world, the six companies aim to increase the overall transpacific cable capacity by at least 20% when it is set to start operation sometime in spring of 2010.

20% doesn't seem like much.

I'm sorry, what was the subject at hand again?