Is that what we're calling tentacle porn these days?

BUKKAKE!

:D

Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

I'd let Asian girls lay some pipe on me.

/yikes

Winktologist: I'd let Asian girls lay some pipe on me.

/yikes

Funnelgirl. 'Nuff said.

/No, don't ever look it up.
//I'm farking serious.

Am I the only one that thinks this is kind of awesome? I mean, I know we did this before, but still...connecting two countries by a physical link along a vast undersea chasm? That's rather high on my awesome meter.

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As in all of asia??? Because i'm pissed off Sina and Youku are blocked off! those bastards.

/DRTFA

GAT_00: Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

I'm attracted to pretty much anything with tits, but especially Asian chicks and pale blondes with nice hooters. Go figure.

/hot like molten gold

vartian: Am I the only one that thinks this is kind of awesome? I mean, I know we did this before, but still...connecting two countries by a physical link along a vast undersea chasm? That's rather high on my awesome meter.

Many times, across the pacific too, this is just another pipe.
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Damn you.

GAT_00: Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

How about a pale freckled redheaded Japanese girl?

Jedi_Templar: GAT_00: Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

How about a pale freckled redheaded Japanese girl?

Japanese girls are cute. Maria Ozawa could cure Bob Dole of needing boner pills. Japanese porn, however, is appalling horrid. Each clip always starts with some hot Japanese chick who first must undergo 20-30 minutes of BS just get naked, and then starts squeeling like a baby seal in mid-clubbing, while some guy flops against her, he being unfortunately unable to do any thrusting with one-inch long, pixelated rice-dick. Oh, and sometimes there will be strangely-colored goo 30-40 minutes in.

GAT_00: Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

Sure.

There is more than one kind of porn. Asian is good for a lot of guys, but for everyone else, there's also Russian.

wozzeck: Japanese porn, however, is appalling horrid. Each clip always starts with some hot Japanese chick who first must undergo 20-30 minutes of BS just get naked, and then starts squeeling like a baby seal in mid-clubbing, while some guy flops against her, he being unfortunately unable to do any thrusting with one-inch long, pixelated rice-dick. Oh, and sometimes there will be strangely-colored goo 30-40 minutes in.

I really, seriously did come into this thread with intentions of saying pretty much exactly this.

Cucullen:

Many times, across the pacific too, this is just another pipe.
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Well...yes, that does take a bit of the magic out of it.

/Sulks. Kicks dirt.

wozzeck: while some guy flops against her, he being unfortunately unable to do any thrusting with one-inch long, pixelated rice-dick.

Geez, everybody's a critic. Cut me some slack it was a hard day working for my god, Mitsubishi corp.

Not our fault. See:



...even Japanese women themselves can't help it.

wozzeck: Jedi_Templar: GAT_00: Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

How about a pale freckled redheaded Japanese girl?

Japanese girls are cute. Maria Ozawa could cure Bob Dole of needing boner pills. Japanese porn, however, is appalling horrid. Each clip always starts with some hot Japanese chick who first must undergo 20-30 minutes of BS just get naked, and then starts squeeling like a baby seal in mid-clubbing, while some guy flops against her, he being unfortunately unable to do any thrusting with one-inch long, pixelated rice-dick. Oh, and sometimes there will be strangely-colored goo 30-40 minutes in.

You forgot the part where the guy/s is/are usually a flabby, golem-esque man in his late 40's with a receding hairline, with the missing hair usually seeming to appear in bountiful amounts in his nostrils, ears and other unsightly places. That really doesn't help the mood along at all.

/Not that I am familiar with any type of pornography, being a pure and holistic morally-bound person of higher transcendence and benevolence and would not sink so low as to actually associate with such filth.

Yeah!

More dogasslickingporn!

I can't stand the squealing in Japanese porn, either. I'm from the South and I get Deliverance flashbacks.

In the wake of rapidly increasing traffic between the two regions of the world, the six companies aim to increase the overall transpacific cable capacity by at least 20% when it is set to start operation sometime in spring of 2010.

20% doesn't seem like much.

I'm sorry, what was the subject at hand again?

We can only achieve so much with our small fiber-optic cable, but you American, wow! Such big fiber-optic cable! So big!

Jedi_Templar: GAT_00: Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

How about a pale freckled redheaded Japanese girl?



/Approves

//obscure even on fark (and no looking at the link title...that's cheating).
///Careful she's a hot one

ShavedApe: I can't stand the squealing in Japanese porn, either. I'm from the South and I get Deliverance flashbacks.

Eh, I prefer stills anyway. Usually better quality, and to be honest, there are only so many ways you can show a penis being inserted into a girl. There are many, many more interesting poses you can show with stills.

Okay, granted you could do softcore video, but what turns up in that category is usually rather lame.

GAT_00: Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

Definitely not. I'm a nerd and I play video games and I like certain manga/anime, but that's where the similarities end.

I've always assumed it was a fragile ego thing. They want a submissive woman that was raised to obey. Oh she's so cute in her ignorance!

vartian: Am I the only one that thinks this is kind of awesome? I mean, I know we did this before, but still...connecting two countries by a physical link along a vast undersea chasm? That's rather high on my awesome meter.

No, but be careful who you announce that to, I got taunted, yes *taunted*, by a bunch of Farkers and denounced as an Asian girl snob in a thread once.

King Something: I'm sorry, what was the subject at hand again?

Ok, everyone look carefully at the pic of the five schoolgirls making peace signs. Tell me, which one of them does not have a serious case of butterface.

God-is-a-Taco: I'm a nerd and I play video games and I like certain manga/anime

Don't worry. Everyone gets laid eventually....

Petit_Merdeux: God-is-a-Taco: I'm a nerd and I play video games and I like certain manga/anime

Don't worry. Everyone gets laid eventually....

Its how you deal with the shame afterwords that really speaks of your character.

Petit_Merdeux: God-is-a-Taco: I'm a nerd and I play video games and I like certain manga/anime

Don't worry. Everyone gets laid eventually....

Dude. I've saved at least 200 virtual worlds. I'm pretty sure that was more important than sex.

Cucullen: cool pic

All those pipes through New York City seems like an accident waiting to happen...

Britney Spear's Speculum: media.funlol.com

Fapfapfapfap!

peachy92: Is that what we're calling tentacle porn these days?

In this case it would be a porn tentacle, ne?

I'm sorry, what was the topic at hand again?

\More please.

Seth'n'Spectrum:
Ok, everyone look carefully at the pic of the five schoolgirls making peace signs. Tell me, which one of them does not have a serious case of butterface.

I'd wreck the two on the right, and the middle one of the remaining three.

//who am I kidding? I'd wreck them all...

Jedi_Templar: GAT_00: Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

How about a pale freckled redheaded Japanese girl?

How about a pale freckled redheaded Japanese girl... with glasses?

If I ever see one, I will propose on the spot.

Now that I think about it, the bukkake streams have been coming in spurts.

God-is-a-Taco: GAT_00: Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

Definitely not. I'm a nerd and I play video games and I like certain manga/anime, but that's where the similarities end.

I've always assumed it was a fragile ego thing. They want a submissive woman that was raised to obey. Oh she's so cute in her ignorance!

If you think asian girls are submissive, you've got another thing coming.

GAT_00: Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

How you doing?

/or did you mean pale freckled redhead girl?

mrexcess: Not our fault. See:



...even Japanese women themselves can't help it.

Wow, no wonder she looks at her tits, a mirror would frighten her. Someone took nine innings out on her face with the ugly stick.

GAT_00: Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls? Give me a pale freckled redhead any day of the week.

I'll take both, please...

Seth'n'Spectrum: No, but be careful who you announce that to, I got taunted, yes *taunted*, by a bunch of Farkers and denounced as an Asian girl snob in a thread once.

On the internet? No way!

...I'll be back later.

wozzeck: Maria Ozawa could cure Bob Dole of needing boner pills.

This

How about a pale freckled redheaded Japanese girl?

And.... I'm spent.

GAT_00: Am I seriously the only guy left that doesn't go after Japanese girls?

No, but I usually pass on these threads because they get ugly fast. They really say more about Farkers than Japan.