Why would God do this

sweetmelissa31: Why would God do this

He did it out of smite...

Reportedly he had just ranted "I know a few of my internal organs, and I like them. I don't think you're going to burst, but how can I be sure? I'd like to trust you. How do you respond to that?"

Good thing he has Health Insurance.

He's still full of shiat, though.

sweetmelissa31: Why would God do this

Well, whatever he was trying to do he obviously farked it up, since Beck is still alive.

Good thing for him that Obamacare hasn't passed yet--I hear that in Canada, France, England, and every country other than the good old U.S. of A. with its existing for-profit health insurance system, everyone who needs an emergency appendectomy has to get on a waiting list and wait at least 24 months, and even then it's usually performed by a podiatrist or a washing machine repairman. That's what Glenn Beck told me, so it must be true.

Last time, he railed on his Health Care quality. Let's see him talk about how awesome it was this time.

If only, post-op, his appendix would do us all a favor and lodge itself firmly in Beck's throat, right around the larynx would be nice, and make him choke on his own bile....

Damn, if only the appendix produced bile, this would be more poetic.

My thoughts and prayers are with the brave appendix, who gave it's life in a attempt make the world a better place.

Did they do a rape kit on him?

I won't be surprised if this turns out to be untrue.

optikeye: My thoughts and prayers are with the brave appendix, who gave it's life in a attempt make the world a better place.

Hopefully they will preserve the appendix so that it can be used for a DNA sample, so that they can see if it matches any evidence relating to unsolved crimes that may or may not have occurred in or about 1990.

I don't wish ill on any person. Beck, despite all of his asshattery, is a person. Barely.

I hope they leave a scalpel in his belly.

Kyosuke: He's still full of shiat

So would that make this a preexisting condition?

I'm hoping for a nice bout of peritonitis, followed closely by his health insurer denying him coverage.

Marcus Aurelius: I'm hoping for a nice bout of peritonitis, followed closely by his health insurer denying him coverage.

I am hoping for a speedy recovery, followed closely by his health insurer denying him coverage. :)

Damn shame it wasn't Pelosi or Obama.

I hope they made him show ID before taking him to the hospital, to make sure he wasn't illegal.

This is an instance where TFA's headline is much better than the Fark one.

You're a dick, Beck, but get well soon all the same.

Hrmfh.

Very convenient that he would suddenly be whisked out of sight....just as these accusations that he did something in 1990 are coming back to haunt him. I can't say FOR SURE that there's a connection, but he hasn't denied it.

Marcus Aurelius: I'm hoping for a nice bout of peritonitis, followed closely by his health insurer denying him coverage.

Nah. I don't want to play that way. I'm taking the high road and wishing him well just like I'd do for anyone on my side. Appendicitis sucks.

I hope he takes this near-fatal experience to reevaluate his life. I'm sure he's a better person away from the microphone.

He lived? Fark.

WTFDYW: Damn shame it wasn't Pelosi or Obama.

You know you just threatened the life of the President and that's grounds to report you to the USSS, right?