Yes I would without hesitation

Fist. God. Fill in the blanks.

....I would.

How much extra skin did they remove from her after she got her stomach stapled?

I'd hit it, but there would have to be alcohol involved. Hell, probably for both of us.

"From hell's heart I stab at thee!"

I would have hit it when she was a fatty. Now, even more so.

Ew. No.

So "cougar" is the latest word for "batshiat crazy"?

Still looks good though. And I also didn't have a problem with the heavier model.

"... but confesses she likes a younger lover with financial stability"

She's in luck. I've got the emotional makeup of someone half my age and the finances to match! *breaks open piggy bank* See all the shinies!

screendoor hurricane

A cougar is any women who dates someone 5-10 years younger than them?

Aww geeez. I was just sitting down to eat. Thanks subgagger.

So much hate. There's some good pussy under all that.

/i would tear that ass up

Since when is Ricki Lake skinny? I clicked the link and went, who is this chick?

Rikki Lake show was a guilty after-school pleasure of mine.
/No cable growing up.
//Parents didn't love me enough.
///Yes, I'd have hit it then, and I'd hit it now.
////Wife might have something to say about it, though.
//Just for quintuple slashies.

plywoodjungle: Aww geeez. I was just sitting down to eat. Thanks subgagger.

That's what she said.

for 41 shes doing good! i'd give her a lousy 45seconds

approves of cougars

Damn I miss Jenny Jones

Hmm. Cue the Al Bundy pic.

How about no. Too Jewish.

Kornchex: Hmm. Cue the Al Bundy pic.



tada with a bonus

I'd shag her but...I wouldn't be proud of it.

Drakonas: Kornchex: Hmm. Cue the Al Bundy pic.

tada with a bonus

I think he meant this: