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Roy Williams puzzled why everybody else gets perfectly thrown balls but all balls thrown his way are bad



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Boritom
2009-11-04 05:43:30 PM


Bad balls, bad balls
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

 
UNC_Samurai
2009-11-04 08:34:00 PM


If Detroit uses those draft picks to find the next Emmitt Smith and Russell Maryland, I'm going to point and laugh for years.

/BIG if
//HUGE if

 
Lost Thought 00
2009-11-04 09:26:10 PM


I hear TO is available

 
Quasar
2009-11-04 09:31:57 PM


Seems like TO left something behind when he left.

 
FeBolas
2009-11-04 09:32:47 PM


Lost Thought 00: I hear TO is available

Sounds like he's trying to become T.O. ...

I've lost all patience to players who talk to the media about stuff like this. Also, is it far fetched to think that the rookie has been way more open than the Cowboys' "#1 receiver?" Roy Williams, quit yer biatchin, and go get better.

 
DevilsHorns J
2009-11-04 09:40:09 PM


Oh, yeah- that type of talk is sure to get Romo to look your way some more during games, smart guy.

 
InferiousX
2009-11-04 09:40:18 PM


And this is the guy who was supposed to replace Owens.

Just as much of an annoyance, yet puts up even less numbers. Nice jorb, Dallas.

 
Peter von Nostrand
2009-11-04 09:42:13 PM


Maybe because they have a tendency to catch the ball? Granted, Romo hung him out to dry against (I think, can't remember and too lazy to look it up) the Broncos and that's why his ribs are a bit sore.

 
davideggy
2009-11-04 09:45:18 PM


InferiousX: And this is the guy who was supposed to replace Owens.

Just as much of an annoyance, yet puts up even less numbers. Nice jorb, Dallas.


I'd say he's doing a pretty good job imitating TO's performance this year. Someone should have told him they wanted him to imitate TO back when he was actually good.

 
Over_Zealously_Apathetic
2009-11-04 09:59:23 PM


Detroit wanted to trade him. Think about that, Jerry.

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2009-11-04 10:15:38 PM


Roy Williams is an alligator armed douchebag. Tony knows it, and so does everyone else.

Miles Austin. That is the ticket. Ahhhh....

 
Techhell
2009-11-04 10:34:59 PM


UNC_Samurai: If Detroit uses those draft picks to find the next Emmitt Smith and Russell Maryland, I'm going to point and laugh for years.

/BIG if
//HUGE if


This is Detroit we're talking about here. It doesn't matter if we do get an Emmitt Smith or a Russell Maryland, or if we get the next Reggie White, or Troy Polamalu, or if we get Barry Sanders 2: Electric Boogaloo, we're gonna fark'em up and drive them out of town if they're lucky, and ruin their careers if they aren't.

/Go Lions!
//*cries*

 
applepieboy69
2009-11-04 10:36:42 PM


# of 100+ yard games Roy Williams has had in the last year and a half: 0

# of 100+ yard games Miles Austin has had in the last 3 weeks: 2

Yeah Roy, you're still the #1 receiver, as long as your only responsibility as the #1 receiver was to replace the Asshat void left by TO.

 
bluorangefyre
2009-11-04 10:48:13 PM


Oh yeah, I thought he'd have a good season, and even drafted him to my fantasy team. I cut him after week 4. Thankfully nobody in my league had taken Miles Austin.

 
raptusregaliter
2009-11-04 10:54:01 PM


Ugh, he caught Terrellwhinyblabbermouthitis.

*sigh*

It's pretty sad when he gets showed up by a undrafted kid who came out of a podunk school... and (novel concept!!) is capitalizing on the big chance given him.

Roy needs to STFU and GBTW. Srsly.

//lurves me some Miles Austin
//even in the flashes he had last season
//even Crayton's getting the drift, sheesh

 
IMDWalrus
2009-11-04 10:56:52 PM


Techhell: This is Detroit we're talking about here. It doesn't matter if we do get an Emmitt Smith or a Russell Maryland, or if we get the next Reggie White, or Troy Polamalu, or if we get Barry Sanders 2: Electric Boogaloo, we're gonna fark'em up and drive them out of town if they're lucky, and ruin their careers if they aren't.

/Go Lions!
//*cries*


I wish you were kidding.

 
smokeyb4
2009-11-04 10:58:40 PM


I admit - I was puzzled in trying to figure out how this headline would apply to a college basketball coach.

 
uofacats2004
2009-11-04 11:00:21 PM


Peter von Nostrand: Maybe because they have a tendency to catch the ball? Granted, Romo hung him out to dry against (I think, can't remember and too lazy to look it up) the Broncos and that's why his ribs are a bit sore.

Yep. Brian Dawkins laid him the fark out. Williams said it was the hardest hit he had ever taken.

 
Troy McClure
2009-11-04 11:08:56 PM


I wonder how bad he'd freak out if the team adjusted the depth chart to reflect where he really stands with the team.

 
Jubeebee
2009-11-04 11:15:20 PM


Techhell: UNC_Samurai: If Detroit uses those draft picks to find the next Emmitt Smith and Russell Maryland, I'm going to point and laugh for years.

/BIG if
//HUGE if

This is Detroit we're talking about here. It doesn't matter if we do get an Emmitt Smith or a Russell Maryland, or if we get the next Reggie White, or Troy Polamalu, or if we get Barry Sanders 2: Electric Boogaloo, we're gonna fark'em up and drive them out of town if they're lucky, and ruin their careers if they aren't.

/Go Lions!
//*cries*


DRAFT. LINEMEN.

Here endeth the lesson.

 
JOHN MCENROE MY CHILDHOOD NEMESIS
2009-11-04 11:26:28 PM


You know, reading the article, Williams isn't biatching that all the balls his way are uncatchable because of Romo. He's saying that they're just not on the same page and hes frustrated because he came in and did the extra work to make sure he can be the go to, #1 guy and it just isn't clicking while things are with other people and then when they asked Romo he said the same thing.

Thats good for Williams. His stats arent TERRIBLE by any means (but I live in Cleveland, so assuming someone catches the ball is a plus) but theyre not top guy stuff and he wants to work at it more. At least he isnt like "Romos the worst QB I ever had pass to me, I want to be traded, blah blah blah" that weve come to expect out of athletes.

 
SharkTrager
2009-11-04 11:34:22 PM


Didn't Jerry Jones already say Roy Williams was still the Number One receiver? Perhaps that is where Roy got the idea.

It's not reflected in anything I've seen on the field, but it does seem Roy is not totally alone in making the claim.

 
clambot
2009-11-04 11:42:03 PM


whiner.

Play ball and stop whining, ya douche, or hit the road.

THIS IS FOOTBALL!!

WE NEED GUYS THAT CAN PLAY!!!

 
sn0wblind
2009-11-04 11:49:28 PM


Jubeebee: Techhell: UNC_Samurai: If Detroit uses those draft picks to find the next Emmitt Smith and Russell Maryland, I'm going to point and laugh for years.

/BIG if
//HUGE if

This is Detroit we're talking about here. It doesn't matter if we do get an Emmitt Smith or a Russell Maryland, or if we get the next Reggie White, or Troy Polamalu, or if we get Barry Sanders 2: Electric Boogaloo, we're gonna fark'em up and drive them out of town if they're lucky, and ruin their careers if they aren't.

/Go Lions!
//*cries*

DRAFT. LINEMEN.

Here endeth the lesson.


Amazing how teams many teams haven't learned this by now.
/or just have terrible scouts.

 
Igor Jakovsky
2009-11-04 11:54:52 PM


As someone who picked up Miles Austin for my FFB team, 3 days before his break out game, I'm getting a kick...out of Willams' comments

 
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