Yeah, that might be NSFW

/would deny this video if I could

We just got done, and she says "Hey could you...it is kind of embarrassing to ask" and I'm like, come on spit it out, we just got done #$%^ing all over my abode.

Been there.

Thanks for the NSFW warning, gettingmeintroublemitter.

Sin_City_Superhero: Thanks for the NSFW warning, gettingmeintroublemitter.



Topic/headline: What guys really say


Probably NSFW is implied.

No, actually they don't.
In 61 years, I have never had a conversation with another man about having sex, and I honestly doubt that many of you have either.

Guys don't talk about that.
We don't talk about love.
We don't talk about sex.
We don't talk about our girlfriends.

We talk about sports, our motorcycles (or cars), and what movies we want to see.

Occasionally, we talk about how hot (fill in blank with latest Hollywood cutie du jour) is, but not when our girlfriends can hear us.

And we don't sit around like those douchebags, talking about having sex. Ever.

No, they don't, subby.

ragsthetiger: No, actually they don't.
In 61 years, I have never had a conversation with another man about having sex, and I honestly doubt that many of you have either.

Guys don't talk about that.
We don't talk about love.
We don't talk about sex.
We don't talk about our girlfriends.

We talk about sports, our motorcycles (or cars), and what movies we want to see.

Occasionally, we talk about how hot (fill in blank with latest Hollywood cutie du jour) is, but not when our girlfriends can hear us.

And we don't sit around like those douchebags, talking about having sex. Ever.

Maybe I just hang around with dickwads, but I've been present for numerous similar conversations that my guy buddies have spontaneously broke into. And that was with me, a chick, very obviously in the room.

So, your mileage may vary.

territ: ragsthetiger: No, actually they don't.
In 61 years, I have never had a conversation with another man about having sex, and I honestly doubt that many of you have either.

Guys don't talk about that.
We don't talk about love.
We don't talk about sex.
We don't talk about our girlfriends.

We talk about sports, our motorcycles (or cars), and what movies we want to see.

Occasionally, we talk about how hot (fill in blank with latest Hollywood cutie du jour) is, but not when our girlfriends can hear us.

And we don't sit around like those douchebags, talking about having sex. Ever.

Maybe I just hang around with dickwads, but I've been present for numerous similar conversations that my guy buddies have spontaneously broke into. And that was with me, a chick, very obviously in the room.

So, your mileage may vary.

Of course alcohol has always been a factor. These douchbags looked sober.

territ: Maybe I just hang around with dickwads...

Certainly a possibility, especially if you socialize with Farkers, but you would know better than I.

But again I state, that in my entire life, I have never been a participant in such a conversation, or been present when such a conversation was taking place. And that includes plenty of time spent in locker rooms, dorms, and bars of every description.
Guys are, for the most part, just not talkers.

ragsthetiger: In 61 years, I have never had a conversation with another man about having sex, and I honestly doubt that many of you have either.

THIS.
We joke about third parties ("I bet he needs a ladder to climb aboard that whale!"), but I've never had a conversation with buddies about my sex habits or my GF's sexuality. And I'm in my 40's and have been through about 30 gals. Plenty of opportunities for TMI, but never felt the need to bring it up.

/I think women talk about that stuff often.

I'm not sure how old you guys are but I know a lot of guys in their 20's have conversations like that all the time.

carl486: I'm not sure how old you guys are but I know a lot of guys in their 20's have conversations like that all the time.

Then for god's sake, stop talking and go get laid.

/sheeesh...what's the matter with the younger generation?

territ: territ: ragsthetiger: No, actually they don't.
In 61 years, I have never had a conversation with another man about having sex, and I honestly doubt that many of you have either.

Guys don't talk about that.
We don't talk about love.
We don't talk about sex.
We don't talk about our girlfriends.

We talk about sports, our motorcycles (or cars), and what movies we want to see.

Occasionally, we talk about how hot (fill in blank with latest Hollywood cutie du jour) is, but not when our girlfriends can hear us.

And we don't sit around like those douchebags, talking about having sex. Ever.

Maybe I just hang around with dickwads, but I've been present for numerous similar conversations that my guy buddies have spontaneously broke into. And that was with me, a chick, very obviously in the room.

So, your mileage may vary.

Of course alcohol has always been a factor. These douchbags looked sober.

Or gayness. In my experience, gay people (men and women) tend to talk more about sex, and gay guys, trying to pretend to be hetero guys, tend to talk a LOT about their "sex with womeen".

Hetero guys don't talk about sex, unless it's with a woman, and usually that's about how we are so good at some things (like spending "hours" on giving a girl oral) and how poorly our girlfriends (or wives) are at everything, when they actually do give us anything.... but that's not because we are trying to share.

The closest to sex talk a hetero guy gets with other guys is discussing a hot girl he "had". beyond the usual hyperboles, no details are talked about.

...so those "dickwads" you hang out with are more likely closeted gay guys trying to talk up a good game (and probably checking out your junk).

carl486: I'm not sure how old you guys are but I know a lot of guys in their 20's have conversations like that all the time.

I always try to change the subject. There's nothing more douchey than a transparent attempt to impress other guys by telling them how much of a stud you are.

Jesus! Where did all you old clamped up farkers come from?

I'm in my 30's and I've been talking about sex like that since I was 13. I have a vivid memory of discussing the pro's and con's of anal before I had even touched a girl.

Guys talk about this stuff ALL THE TIME. I've had sex, showered, and then met a buddy at the bar and ran a play by play. It's not about being proper or polite, it's about entertaining conversation.

Lighten up tight-wads!

I dated this girl for a while. She was really a...nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like...anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"

I cannot remember ever having a conversation like that with my friends either. I agree with LesserEvil when he says the only guys to talk like that are gay guys trying to impress their friends who think they are straight.

I guess it depends on how well you know the guy friends in question.

I wouldn't go simultaneously go into that conversation with any casual acquaintances, but to say guys never talk about sex, etc is inherently false.

With my main group of friends, that never happens. But some of the outlying acquaintances in my social circle do that ALL THE TIME, and I'm not around them very much.

Depends on the company you keep.

The Great EZE: I dated this girl for a while. She was really a...nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like...anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"

This is sexist. I'm offended and want to sue the company that made this.

A coed game of I never is about as close as I've ever gotten to discussing sex with other men.

My sex life isn't any other guy's business. Don't ask me. I'm not telling you anything about how my girlfriend looks naked, how she is in bed, or what we do together. Fark off, you desperate mooks.

When it comes to women, YOU ARE MY RIVAL and I am not giving you even one little piece of advice, information, or reference material regarding anyone I'm with. I will not give you images or data to file away so that you can fap to it later, plan to steal her from me, or even get an inkling what she's like.

So no, I have not been in a conversation like this. Only dipshiats do this. Smart guys, gentlemen, and real men do not sit around and say foul shiat about their sexual encounters.

That's what embarrasses me about being male; Women get the idea that all we do is compare dick sizes and talk about sports (which is still, essentially, comparing dick sizes and engaging in homoerotic horseplay) because they see this crap, and believe that it's ALL men who do this, when in fact these troglodytes are in the minority, and do not represent our gender any more than porn stars or 1950s TV housewives represent theirs.

This is also why I don't hang out with men very much, because you'll get one of these knuckle-dragging losers in your group every once in a while, and that's just embarrassing and awkward.

Ladies: This video is shiat. Ignore it.

ZeroCorpse: My sex life isn't any other guy's business. Don't ask me. I'm not telling you anything about how my girlfriend looks naked, how she is in bed, or what we do together. Fark off, you desperate mooks.

When it comes to women, YOU ARE MY RIVAL and I am not giving you even one little piece of advice, information, or reference material regarding anyone I'm with. I will not give you images or data to file away so that you can fap to it later, plan to steal her from me, or even get an inkling what she's like.

So no, I have not been in a conversation like this. Only dipshiats do this. Smart guys, gentlemen, and real men do not sit around and say foul shiat about their sexual encounters.

That's what embarrasses me about being male; Women get the idea that all we do is compare dick sizes and talk about sports (which is still, essentially, comparing dick sizes and engaging in homoerotic horseplay) because they see this crap, and believe that it's ALL men who do this, when in fact these troglodytes are in the minority, and do not represent our gender any more than porn stars or 1950s TV housewives represent theirs.

This is also why I don't hang out with men very much, because you'll get one of these knuckle-dragging losers in your group every once in a while, and that's just embarrassing and awkward.

Ladies: This video is shiat. Ignore it.

Dude, it's okay if your girl won't allow you to give her Arabian Goggles. Just make it up, we won't fact-check.

When it comes to women, YOU ARE MY RIVAL and I am not giving you even one little piece of advice, information, or reference material regarding anyone I'm with. I will not give you images or data to file away so that you can fap to it later, plan to steal her from me, or even get an inkling what she's like.

You must have some amazing friendships if you think every man out there is a rival for your "girlfriend".

Not only have I personally not had such a conversation with other men, I have no plans on having one. Now, when I was a young teen and wondered what it would be like to be with a girl, my friends and I would talk about what that will be like.

BUT, If you're older than 15 and your topic of conversation is along the lines in this video, you either have no confidence in your own abilities with a woman or are not getting and never have been laid.

I'm not sure how old you guys are but I know a lot of guys in their 20's have conversations like that all the time.

In talking to most 20 year olds these days, they pretty much are equivalent to what me and my friends acted like at 13. More or less act and talk like big kids rather than grown men.

The guys at my workplace have conversations like this all the time, as well as trying to work in the most obscure Urban Dictionary horrifying sex acts. They only do it around the guys and girls they are comfortable with, but if they are comfortable most topics are on the table.

Then again, my workplace isn't very normal.

ragsthetiger 2009-11-04 06:53:08 PM
No, actually they don't.
In 61 years, I have never had a conversation with another man about having sex, and I honestly doubt that many of you have either.

Guys don't talk about that.
We don't talk about love.
We don't talk about sex.
We don't talk about our girlfriends.

We talk about sports, our motorcycles (or cars), and what movies we want to see.

Occasionally, we talk about how hot (fill in blank with latest Hollywood cutie du jour) is, but not when our girlfriends can hear us.

And we don't sit around like those douchebags, talking about having sex. Ever.

Agreed. In the years I've spent on this Earth I can count on one hand the number of times I've had friends start talking about
*(&*(#ing their wife/gf.

Real, normal guys know better because the guys that do talk about this stuff are 99 times out of 100 lying.

True story: Looong time ago I was having sex with this girl I was dating at the time. She was on call for work, she delivered medical supplies or something. Well we usually got into a little anal. She dug it, I dug it, whatever. Well the phone in the bedroom was one of those old, heavy, loud phones with like an iron bell for a ringer. The phone rings, she tenses up, asshole and all and goes for the phone and I about fell on top of her because she started pulling me across the bed by my dick.

No idea what ever happened to her.

My wife hates that story.

We just got done, and she says "Hey could you...it is kind of embarrassing to ask" and I'm like, come on spit it out, we just got done #$%^ing all over my abode.

doesnt this show how fake this video is? i mean, who the fark says abode these days instead of house or place.. unless coupled with 'humble', perhaps..

video obviously made by a chick, man

bugmn99: True story: Looong time ago I was having sex with this girl I was dating at the time. She was on call for work, she delivered medical supplies or something. Well we usually got into a little anal. She dug it, I dug it, whatever. Well the phone in the bedroom was one of those old, heavy, loud phones with like an iron bell for a ringer. The phone rings, she tenses up, asshole and all and goes for the phone and I about fell on top of her because she started pulling me across the bed by my dick.

No idea what ever happened to her.

My wife hates that story.

Cool story, bro.

I've been involved in numerous conversations along those lines with my buddies. Pretty accurate honestly.

/Stop talking and go get laid at 5am on a Wednesday? Yeah i'll get right on that
//Nothing wrong with it, don't be so homophobic
///Chicks are FAR more explicit

These are the types of guys that nailed your girlfriend before you got on the there.

/They are also torquing your sister.

I like tater tots

The only time I ever got into a conversation like this was started by one particularly lame guy trying to brag, so the rest of us began making shiat up to mess with him. By the time we were done he was convinced that 10% of men have a "digmo" under their left arm. The "digmo" is just a slang term, of course, for an enlarged lymph node that when stimulated acts like a male clitoris.

I think we clinched the bluff when he asked if we all had them, and we were all like "No, only Gareth has one, we're not so lucky".

Oh, and the next day he proudly announced that he was pretty sure he had one!

Just the thought him rubbing his pits all night frantically trying to get off still cracks me up many years later.

So the message is, "guys are assholes".

This is news?

Yes, we are assholes. Get over it.

/women are biatches. It evens out.

Airfoilsguy: These are the types of guys that nailed your girlfriend before you got on the there.

/They are also torquing your sister.

No. Out of a group of that size, one of them is like that and the rest are insecure virgins trying to fit in.

Newsflash: men talk about sex. why wouldn't we? we're thinking about it all the time. we talk about the things we think about and have questions about. it's a way we learn from each other. normally when i talk to dudes about sex, we're comparing what works, and more importantly, what DOESN'T work. i've dodged a few bullets. if you only had porno to go by you'd be in for a world of angry/undersatisfied girls.

medium funny video.

ITIL Prince: The only time I ever got into a conversation like this was started by one particularly lame guy trying to brag, so the rest of us began making shiat up to mess with him. By the time we were done he was convinced that 10% of men have a "digmo" under their left arm. The "digmo" is just a slang term, of course, for an enlarged lymph node that when stimulated acts like a male clitoris.

I think we clinched the bluff when he asked if we all had them, and we were all like "No, only Gareth has one, we're not so lucky".

Oh, and the next day he proudly announced that he was pretty sure he had one!

Just the thought him rubbing his pits all night frantically trying to get off still cracks me up many years later.



I'm still laughing as I type a big ha ha ha!

ragsthetiger: No, actually they don't.
In 61 years, I have never had a conversation with another man about having sex, and I honestly doubt that many of you have either.

Guys don't talk about that.
We don't talk about love.
We don't talk about sex.
We don't talk about our girlfriends.

Yep. This is my experience too. Guys will be all about innuendo, but we almost never talk about sex in any detail. That would be gay (NTTAWWT). I think women are way more likely to discuss actual sex with their friends.

I know 2 guys who talk about sex. One is a former friend who got some new gf and never wanted to shut up about how "she lets me put it in her ass when shes on the rag." JESUS CHRIST. I had to look that poor girl in the eyes and shake her hand later when he introduced me to her. UNCOMFORTABLE.

The other guy is just kinda a goofball. He had a funny story about slipping on his jizz while running on a hardwood floor. He got kinda TMI when he got a steady gf... Bout how she liked getting choked and how she didnt like A2M. But he dont chat about it often and when he does i think its cause he trusts im candid.

Guys dont normally chat about stuff like this. At least not decent men worth the air they breath. Guys like to know that their peers are interested in women. They dont want to know that your interest involves a dirty sanchez.

Honestly - my girl is classy. Im not going to talk about her like shes a third rate whore. Im the only one who should be imagining kinky sex with her fine figure. You want that kinda whackoff material? Go read penthouse letters.

Guys that go to much into their sex lives seem creepy and sad.

As a guy in his mid twenties, this is a very familiar conversation. When you think about it the conversation really consisted of how girls act, what really constitutes a threesome, and some of those faux sex moves you read on the internet like Arabian goggles. None of them were detailed about the specific sex THEY have. The topic was sex but the details were external public knowledge/observational things.

I sneak into zoos at night and have sex with penguins.

(I like the way they waddle.)

We talk shiat about biatches and hoes...not our g/f's.

every single one of you saying you've never had a single conversation like this, even a brief one, is a goddamn liar. or not really a dude.

The only guy friends I've ever shared that stuff with in detail is the same ones I've shared MMF threesomes with. And none of those F's were girlfriends or wives to any of us.

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: is

are.

FTFM

Phil looks like a terrorist.

An ass terrorist.

*high five, bro*

Wow, there are a lot of "meat and potato" senior citizens commenting "Well, I never!"

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: The only guy friends I've ever shared that stuff with in detail is the same ones I've shared MMF threesomes with. And none of those F's were girlfriends or wives to any of us.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Your backwards threesome makes me giggle.

But really - i did not want to know that. You told me to much and i dont even know you. Christ - now im gonna remember you as that guy who double teams skanks. imean - all power to you and your wierd kink - i would rather not know about it though.