Yeah, that might be NSFW

/would deny this video if I could

We just got done, and she says "Hey could you...it is kind of embarrassing to ask" and I'm like, come on spit it out, we just got done #$%^ing all over my abode.

Been there.

Thanks for the NSFW warning, gettingmeintroublemitter.

Sin_City_Superhero: Thanks for the NSFW warning, gettingmeintroublemitter.



Topic/headline: What guys really say


Probably NSFW is implied.

No, actually they don't.
In 61 years, I have never had a conversation with another man about having sex, and I honestly doubt that many of you have either.

Guys don't talk about that.
We don't talk about love.
We don't talk about sex.
We don't talk about our girlfriends.

We talk about sports, our motorcycles (or cars), and what movies we want to see.

Occasionally, we talk about how hot (fill in blank with latest Hollywood cutie du jour) is, but not when our girlfriends can hear us.

And we don't sit around like those douchebags, talking about having sex. Ever.

No, they don't, subby.

ragsthetiger: No, actually they don't.
In 61 years, I have never had a conversation with another man about having sex, and I honestly doubt that many of you have either.

Guys don't talk about that.
We don't talk about love.
We don't talk about sex.
We don't talk about our girlfriends.

We talk about sports, our motorcycles (or cars), and what movies we want to see.

Occasionally, we talk about how hot (fill in blank with latest Hollywood cutie du jour) is, but not when our girlfriends can hear us.

And we don't sit around like those douchebags, talking about having sex. Ever.

Maybe I just hang around with dickwads, but I've been present for numerous similar conversations that my guy buddies have spontaneously broke into. And that was with me, a chick, very obviously in the room.

So, your mileage may vary.

territ: ragsthetiger: No, actually they don't.
In 61 years, I have never had a conversation with another man about having sex, and I honestly doubt that many of you have either.

Guys don't talk about that.
We don't talk about love.
We don't talk about sex.
We don't talk about our girlfriends.

We talk about sports, our motorcycles (or cars), and what movies we want to see.

Occasionally, we talk about how hot (fill in blank with latest Hollywood cutie du jour) is, but not when our girlfriends can hear us.

And we don't sit around like those douchebags, talking about having sex. Ever.

Maybe I just hang around with dickwads, but I've been present for numerous similar conversations that my guy buddies have spontaneously broke into. And that was with me, a chick, very obviously in the room.

So, your mileage may vary.

Of course alcohol has always been a factor. These douchbags looked sober.

territ: Maybe I just hang around with dickwads...

Certainly a possibility, especially if you socialize with Farkers, but you would know better than I.

But again I state, that in my entire life, I have never been a participant in such a conversation, or been present when such a conversation was taking place. And that includes plenty of time spent in locker rooms, dorms, and bars of every description.
Guys are, for the most part, just not talkers.

ragsthetiger: In 61 years, I have never had a conversation with another man about having sex, and I honestly doubt that many of you have either.

THIS.
We joke about third parties ("I bet he needs a ladder to climb aboard that whale!"), but I've never had a conversation with buddies about my sex habits or my GF's sexuality. And I'm in my 40's and have been through about 30 gals. Plenty of opportunities for TMI, but never felt the need to bring it up.

/I think women talk about that stuff often.

I'm not sure how old you guys are but I know a lot of guys in their 20's have conversations like that all the time.

carl486: I'm not sure how old you guys are but I know a lot of guys in their 20's have conversations like that all the time.

Then for god's sake, stop talking and go get laid.

/sheeesh...what's the matter with the younger generation?

territ: territ: ragsthetiger: No, actually they don't.
In 61 years, I have never had a conversation with another man about having sex, and I honestly doubt that many of you have either.

Guys don't talk about that.
We don't talk about love.
We don't talk about sex.
We don't talk about our girlfriends.

We talk about sports, our motorcycles (or cars), and what movies we want to see.

Occasionally, we talk about how hot (fill in blank with latest Hollywood cutie du jour) is, but not when our girlfriends can hear us.

And we don't sit around like those douchebags, talking about having sex. Ever.

Maybe I just hang around with dickwads, but I've been present for numerous similar conversations that my guy buddies have spontaneously broke into. And that was with me, a chick, very obviously in the room.

So, your mileage may vary.

Of course alcohol has always been a factor. These douchbags looked sober.

Or gayness. In my experience, gay people (men and women) tend to talk more about sex, and gay guys, trying to pretend to be hetero guys, tend to talk a LOT about their "sex with womeen".

Hetero guys don't talk about sex, unless it's with a woman, and usually that's about how we are so good at some things (like spending "hours" on giving a girl oral) and how poorly our girlfriends (or wives) are at everything, when they actually do give us anything.... but that's not because we are trying to share.

The closest to sex talk a hetero guy gets with other guys is discussing a hot girl he "had". beyond the usual hyperboles, no details are talked about.

...so those "dickwads" you hang out with are more likely closeted gay guys trying to talk up a good game (and probably checking out your junk).

carl486: I'm not sure how old you guys are but I know a lot of guys in their 20's have conversations like that all the time.

I always try to change the subject. There's nothing more douchey than a transparent attempt to impress other guys by telling them how much of a stud you are.

Jesus! Where did all you old clamped up farkers come from?

I'm in my 30's and I've been talking about sex like that since I was 13. I have a vivid memory of discussing the pro's and con's of anal before I had even touched a girl.

Guys talk about this stuff ALL THE TIME. I've had sex, showered, and then met a buddy at the bar and ran a play by play. It's not about being proper or polite, it's about entertaining conversation.

Lighten up tight-wads!

I dated this girl for a while. She was really a...nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like...anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"

I cannot remember ever having a conversation like that with my friends either. I agree with LesserEvil when he says the only guys to talk like that are gay guys trying to impress their friends who think they are straight.

I guess it depends on how well you know the guy friends in question.

I wouldn't go simultaneously go into that conversation with any casual acquaintances, but to say guys never talk about sex, etc is inherently false.

With my main group of friends, that never happens. But some of the outlying acquaintances in my social circle do that ALL THE TIME, and I'm not around them very much.

Depends on the company you keep.

The Great EZE: I dated this girl for a while. She was really a...nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like...anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"

This is sexist. I'm offended and want to sue the company that made this.

A coed game of I never is about as close as I've ever gotten to discussing sex with other men.

My sex life isn't any other guy's business. Don't ask me. I'm not telling you anything about how my girlfriend looks naked, how she is in bed, or what we do together. Fark off, you desperate mooks.

When it comes to women, YOU ARE MY RIVAL and I am not giving you even one little piece of advice, information, or reference material regarding anyone I'm with. I will not give you images or data to file away so that you can fap to it later, plan to steal her from me, or even get an inkling what she's like.

So no, I have not been in a conversation like this. Only dipshiats do this. Smart guys, gentlemen, and real men do not sit around and say foul shiat about their sexual encounters.

That's what embarrasses me about being male; Women get the idea that all we do is compare dick sizes and talk about sports (which is still, essentially, comparing dick sizes and engaging in homoerotic horseplay) because they see this crap, and believe that it's ALL men who do this, when in fact these troglodytes are in the minority, and do not represent our gender any more than porn stars or 1950s TV housewives represent theirs.

This is also why I don't hang out with men very much, because you'll get one of these knuckle-dragging losers in your group every once in a while, and that's just embarrassing and awkward.

Ladies: This video is shiat. Ignore it.

ZeroCorpse: My sex life isn't any other guy's business. Don't ask me. I'm not telling you anything about how my girlfriend looks naked, how she is in bed, or what we do together. Fark off, you desperate mooks.

When it comes to women, YOU ARE MY RIVAL and I am not giving you even one little piece of advice, information, or reference material regarding anyone I'm with. I will not give you images or data to file away so that you can fap to it later, plan to steal her from me, or even get an inkling what she's like.

So no, I have not been in a conversation like this. Only dipshiats do this. Smart guys, gentlemen, and real men do not sit around and say foul shiat about their sexual encounters.

That's what embarrasses me about being male; Women get the idea that all we do is compare dick sizes and talk about sports (which is still, essentially, comparing dick sizes and engaging in homoerotic horseplay) because they see this crap, and believe that it's ALL men who do this, when in fact these troglodytes are in the minority, and do not represent our gender any more than porn stars or 1950s TV housewives represent theirs.

This is also why I don't hang out with men very much, because you'll get one of these knuckle-dragging losers in your group every once in a while, and that's just embarrassing and awkward.

Ladies: This video is shiat. Ignore it.

Dude, it's okay if your girl won't allow you to give her Arabian Goggles. Just make it up, we won't fact-check.

When it comes to women, YOU ARE MY RIVAL and I am not giving you even one little piece of advice, information, or reference material regarding anyone I'm with. I will not give you images or data to file away so that you can fap to it later, plan to steal her from me, or even get an inkling what she's like.

You must have some amazing friendships if you think every man out there is a rival for your "girlfriend".