Oooo-weee-oooo I wear backwards, shiatty robes Oooooooh and I give them out as gifts I don't care if they charge a ton for handling I don't care about that
While it is a little late to hop on the Snuggie bandwagon (in terms of being ironic) this is exactly the kind of keepsake pairing that the record industry does (and has done for years) with every other "special edition collection" out there.
I know lots of Weezer fans who would never buy a Slanket that might buy one now just because of the Weezer logo.
I've openly questioned Cuomo's mental stability ever since the Blue album. Yeah, the songs weren't weird/creepy until Pinkerton but even back then he had a "I'm not sure I want him alone with my pets" vibe to him.
It would take a lot from him to elicit a genuine "WTF?" from me.
I'm sorry Weezer, we will have to deduct 5 hipster points for improper use of irony.
A man wearing a tee shirt that says "Bun in the oven"? Yes, ironic. Carefully styling your hair so that it looks messed up? Again, ironic. Taking 20 different photos of yourself to find a Facebook shot that looks spontaneous? Um hmm.
Prof. Ann Marion:I'm sorry Weezer, we will have to deduct 5 hipster points for improper use of irony.
A man wearing a tee shirt that says "Bun in the oven"? Yes, ironic. Carefully styling your hair so that it looks messed up? Again, ironic. Taking 20 different photos of yourself to find a Facebook shot that looks spontaneous? Um hmm.
NorCalLos:Prof. Ann Marion: I'm sorry Weezer, we will have to deduct 5 hipster points for improper use of irony.
A man wearing a tee shirt that says "Bun in the oven"? Yes, ironic. Carefully styling your hair so that it looks messed up? Again, ironic. Taking 20 different photos of yourself to find a Facebook shot that looks spontaneous? Um hmm.
A blanket/CD combo? Sigh, no.
So, by your count, Steve Guttenberg is a hipster?
Nah, but he does have his irony firmly in place... and maybe a little off to the right.
Prof. Ann Marion:I'm sorry Weezer, we will have to deduct 5 hipster points for improper use of irony.
A man wearing a tee shirt that says "Bun in the oven"? Yes, ironic. Carefully styling your hair so that it looks messed up? Again, ironic. Taking 20 different photos of yourself to find a Facebook shot that looks spontaneous? Um hmm.
A blanket/CD combo? Sigh, no.
I think you're reading it wrong.
Weezer doesn't do irony. I think that's why so many people have no idea what to make of them post-Pinkerton--because the crap they're producing sounds like it's being produced with an inordinate amount of snark, aimed toward a smarmy hipster audience.
But it is in fact just the completely sincere (and yet still profoundly farked up) product of Rivers Cuomo's bizarre and counterintuitive absolute sincerity. Rivers Cuomo is, ironically, maybe one of the most straightforward musicians in the world. When he says he likes Top-40 hits, he absolutely 100% means it. When he admits to creepy sexual predilections with underage Asian fans, he has no idea how creepy it actually is. The thing is, it's just that no one can believe this is the case, because irony is very much the dominant mode of contemporary cultural expression.
Note: none of what I've said should be taken as an endorsement of post-Pinkerton Weezer (I like about two and a half songs on Ratitude); I'm just honestly trying to grapple with the decisions Cuomo keeps making, and this theory (cribbed in part from Chuck Klosterman) is what so-far makes the most sense to me.
BKITU
2009-11-04 02:58:17 PM
Oooooooh and I give them out as gifts
I don't care if they charge a ton for handling
I don't care about that
Dalar
2009-11-04 03:01:31 PM
mcsestretch
2009-11-04 03:09:35 PM
/approves
jonasborg
2009-11-04 03:10:55 PM
IrateShadow
2009-11-04 03:15:52 PM
Tresser
2009-11-04 03:22:51 PM
mekkab
2009-11-04 03:43:58 PM
R.A.Danny
2009-11-04 03:44:06 PM
gobbles71
2009-11-04 04:11:00 PM
True - always astonishing how successful a well constructed scam can be.
I'm still waiting for the headline "I wore my Snuggie to a football match ... and survived!"
R.A.Danny
2009-11-04 04:23:14 PM
Scam? Maybe you should check out the dictionary.
There's no deceit, there's just tacky yet popular.
Treygreen13
2009-11-04 05:06:26 PM
I know lots of Weezer fans who would never buy a Slanket that might buy one now just because of the Weezer logo.
Killer Cars
2009-11-04 05:07:30 PM
It would take a lot from him to elicit a genuine "WTF?" from me.
NorCalLos
2009-11-04 05:11:54 PM
Now Weezer's biggest fan.
Frank Booth
2009-11-04 05:14:30 PM
Prof. Ann Marion
2009-11-04 05:23:33 PM
A man wearing a tee shirt that says "Bun in the oven"? Yes, ironic.
Carefully styling your hair so that it looks messed up? Again, ironic.
Taking 20 different photos of yourself to find a Facebook shot that looks spontaneous? Um hmm.
A blanket/CD combo? Sigh, no.
tricycleracer
2009-11-04 05:24:16 PM
NorCalLos
2009-11-04 05:26:55 PM
A man wearing a tee shirt that says "Bun in the oven"? Yes, ironic.
Carefully styling your hair so that it looks messed up? Again, ironic.
Taking 20 different photos of yourself to find a Facebook shot that looks spontaneous? Um hmm.
A blanket/CD combo? Sigh, no.
So, by your count, Steve Guttenberg is a hipster?
uncledeercamp
2009-11-04 05:30:29 PM
Kiss Snuggie to be released in all black with Kiss costume patterns on them in 3... 2...
/I want my cut Gene.
Prof. Ann Marion
2009-11-04 05:35:53 PM
A man wearing a tee shirt that says "Bun in the oven"? Yes, ironic.
Carefully styling your hair so that it looks messed up? Again, ironic.
Taking 20 different photos of yourself to find a Facebook shot that looks spontaneous? Um hmm.
A blanket/CD combo? Sigh, no.
So, by your count, Steve Guttenberg is a hipster?
Nah, but he does have his irony firmly in place... and maybe a little off to the right.
Necrosis
2009-11-04 05:36:00 PM
/plz?
InfernalCatfish
2009-11-04 05:40:50 PM
Treygreen13
2009-11-04 05:43:21 PM
Yet here you are talking about them.
headlessparrot
2009-11-04 05:54:47 PM
A man wearing a tee shirt that says "Bun in the oven"? Yes, ironic.
Carefully styling your hair so that it looks messed up? Again, ironic.
Taking 20 different photos of yourself to find a Facebook shot that looks spontaneous? Um hmm.
A blanket/CD combo? Sigh, no.
I think you're reading it wrong.
Weezer doesn't do irony. I think that's why so many people have no idea what to make of them post-Pinkerton--because the crap they're producing sounds like it's being produced with an inordinate amount of snark, aimed toward a smarmy hipster audience.
But it is in fact just the completely sincere (and yet still profoundly farked up) product of Rivers Cuomo's bizarre and counterintuitive absolute sincerity. Rivers Cuomo is, ironically, maybe one of the most straightforward musicians in the world. When he says he likes Top-40 hits, he absolutely 100% means it. When he admits to creepy sexual predilections with underage Asian fans, he has no idea how creepy it actually is. The thing is, it's just that no one can believe this is the case, because irony is very much the dominant mode of contemporary cultural expression.
Note: none of what I've said should be taken as an endorsement of post-Pinkerton Weezer (I like about two and a half songs on Ratitude); I'm just honestly trying to grapple with the decisions Cuomo keeps making, and this theory (cribbed in part from Chuck Klosterman) is what so-far makes the most sense to me.
nburghmatt
2009-11-04 05:59:59 PM
NorCalLos
2009-11-04 06:13:50 PM