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(Contact Music) Dumbass Apparently, Frances Bean Cobain takes after her mother   (contactmusic.com) divider line 115
More: Dumbass, Kurt Cobain, Frances Bean, scenes, Courtney Love, business manager, nirvana  
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thomps [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 02:31:52 PM  
Finally, she got out of line to call her business manager, who paid for her ticket."

why would this person have a business manager?

 
SushiJoe [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 02:45:23 PM  
thomps: Finally, she got out of line to call her business manager, who paid for her ticket."

why would this person have a business manager?


I came here to ask this myself

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 02:46:48 PM  
Who'd she kill?

 
doublesecretprobation [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 02:51:15 PM  
she's kinda funny lookin.

 
DslainteC 2009-11-04 03:04:56 PM  
C'mon, she's 17 and full of passion. Who could blame her when she yells like teen spirit?

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 03:07:10 PM  
doublesecretprobation: she's kinda funny lookin.


Really? I think she's cute.

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Supercheeks [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 03:14:55 PM  
LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS!

 
clancifer [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 04:19:20 PM  
Supercheeks: LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS!

Win.

 
nopokerface [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 04:39:34 PM  
Hey Courtney! Do you remember where you left the shotgun?

 
CarnySaur 2009-11-04 04:39:53 PM  
Apparently, apparently is apparently a word that's apparently used apparently frequently in Fark headlines, apparently.

 
dgc360 [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 04:41:51 PM  
not really. If she had taken after her mother many more things would have been broken, an arrest would have been made and drugs would have been consumed before, during, and after the tantrum.

 
ju66l3r 2009-11-04 04:43:56 PM  
Apparently, she takes after her mother.

The rest of us wish she'd take up after her father more.

 
fruitloop 2009-11-04 04:43:59 PM  
DslainteC: C'mon, she's 17 and full of passion. Who could blame her when she yells like teen spirit?

cue "pedo bear too old" pic.

 
Saracuda 2009-11-04 04:44:00 PM  
What a rude girl! Why would she expect anybody to recognize her?

 
BEER_ME_in_CT [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 04:44:50 PM  
Ugh shes hideous, Id be pissed too. Shes a slightly better looking Kelly Osbourne.

 
meehaw [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 04:44:55 PM  
She also looks like her mom a bit. That's either good or bad, as I can never decide if Courtney is "Meh, maybe" or "ZEEEEESH, MY EYES!"

 
Uzzah 2009-11-04 04:45:10 PM  
Sybarite: Really? I think she's cute.

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NASAM 2009-11-04 04:46:53 PM  
Sybarite: doublesecretprobation: she's kinda funny lookin.


Really? I think she's cute.


She looks like Tiffany Amber Thessyen's much less attractive younger sister.

 
squidloe 2009-11-04 04:47:16 PM  
Saracuda: What a rude girl! Why would she expect anybody to recognize her?


Come on, the offspring of the famous are supposed to be known. What else do they have going for them?

/she sounds like a coont

 
Manute Bol 2009-11-04 04:47:51 PM  
daddy didn't teach her well

 
NANCY'S MEAT PUPPET 2009-11-04 04:48:33 PM  
She has the crazy eyes.

 
Turfshoe 2009-11-04 04:48:40 PM  
If I remember right, she has pretty nice beans.

 
Gangway Fathead 2009-11-04 04:49:38 PM  
I don't know much about FBC, but if she turned out to be a well-adjusted, relatively normal teenage girl I'd be amazed.

No fault of hers. Lousy parents are lousy parents.

 
TrainingWheelsNeeded 2009-11-04 04:51:58 PM  
She has her dad's eyes - trippy

 
Rapmaster2000 2009-11-04 04:52:03 PM  
Sybarite: doublesecretprobation: she's kinda funny lookin.


Really? I think she's cute.


I think she looks bad. Even done up she looks bad. It's rough being the offspring of junkies.

 
samiwas 2009-11-04 04:54:25 PM  
She needs cherry flavored antacid.

 
Skerrvy [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 04:55:11 PM  
She has the whitest white part of the eye I've ever seen.

she must floss.

 
scavenger 2009-11-04 04:56:16 PM  
I have a feeling she is going to be a massive farked up biatch

 
titwrench 2009-11-04 04:57:09 PM  
If she were hot there would already be a countdown until she is 18 website. Like the Olsen twins and Natalie Portman.

 
89 Stick-Up Kid 2009-11-04 04:59:04 PM  
She will look good once her inevitable heroin addiction burns off that baby fat.

 
aszure 2009-11-04 04:59:18 PM  
Sybarite: doublesecretprobation: she's kinda funny lookin.


Really? I think she's cute.


Yeah she is. But what's sad, this is the best she will ever look. If she takes to life as her parents have, she'll look like hell in 10 years. That is, if she's still alive.

 
Clarence Potter 2009-11-04 05:00:00 PM  
SushiJoe: thomps: Finally, she got out of line to call her business manager, who paid for her ticket."

why would this person have a business manager?

I came here to ask this myself


I will guess that the coin that kid got from Daddy's estate, it is better she has a business manager than we hear about how she's broke at 19.

 
ReeferChiefer 2009-11-04 05:00:33 PM  
Turfshoe
If I remember right, she has pretty nice beans.

You've seen her testicles?

www.kurtcobainnews.com
Meh.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 05:05:50 PM  
Aw another dumb biatch playing the "do you know who my father was?" card. Die in a fire, precious.

 
Mart Laar's beard shaver 2009-11-04 05:06:04 PM  
Sybarite: doublesecretprobation: she's kinda funny lookin.


Really? I think she's cute.


How old is she? Looks like 35.

This thread makes Mart Laar sad. :(

 
indarwinsshadow 2009-11-04 05:08:17 PM  
Sybarite [TotalFark] Quote 2009-11-04 03:07:10 PM
doublesecretprobation: she's kinda funny lookin.


Really? I think she's cute.



you forgot to add..



For a spoiled fat chick.

 
chaddsfarkprefect 2009-11-04 05:08:48 PM  
Sometime it's important to first lack money in order to later appreciate it.

It also helps to appropriately name one's child: Cobain = Blow brains (ok, maybe just the other two names).

 
DeaH 2009-11-04 05:09:02 PM  
BEER_ME_in_CT: Ugh shes hideous, Id be pissed too. Shes a slightly better looking Kelly Osbourne.

She looks like the love child of Kelly Osbourne and Courtney Cox Arquette.

 
hamsack 2009-11-04 05:09:41 PM  
She has that Tina Yothers look about her.

 
espiaboricua [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 05:10:24 PM  
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She looks like she takes after her father... sans the boobs... I mean, Kurt didn't have boobs.

 
3r1cms 2009-11-04 05:11:46 PM  
She looks fat

 
HappyLittleTree 2009-11-04 05:12:38 PM  
DeaH: BEER_ME_in_CT: Ugh shes hideous, Id be pissed too. Shes a slightly better looking Kelly Osbourne.

She looks like the love child of Kelly Osbourne and Courtney Cox Arquette.


She looks like the spawn of Jay Leno and Rumer Willis.

 
Killer Cars [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 05:12:46 PM  
She probably would've had the matter settled in a more timely manner by simply saying "My Dad played in a band with Dave Grohl".

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 05:13:34 PM  
QUICK, GET MORE CAKE FOR FRANNY FAT!

 
John Buck 41 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-04 05:14:13 PM  
FTA--a clerk failed to recognise her.

Seriously? For real? Wow.

//Him and 200 billion other people.

 
zarberg 2009-11-04 05:18:04 PM  
espiaboricua: She looks like she takes after her father... sans the boobs... I mean, Kurt didn't have boobs.

Are you sure? Maybe that's why he really killed himself.

 
thomps [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 05:18:58 PM  
zarberg: espiaboricua: She looks like she takes after her father... sans the boobs... I mean, Kurt didn't have boobs.

Are you sure? Maybe that's why he really killed himself.


really? if i had tits i would consider that a reason to live.

 
ExcedrinHeadache 2009-11-04 05:21:14 PM  
espiaboricua: She looks like she takes after her father... sans the boobs... I mean, Kurt didn't have boobs.

Wow. That's what Courtney Love looks like these days?

I don't know. With all that plastic surgery, who can remember what Courtney Love really looked like anymore?

/ Botox + Heroin = Whoa.

 
sorebones 2009-11-04 05:21:59 PM  
Her dad killed himself and left her to be raised by Courtney Love. Like she had a chance.

 
zarberg 2009-11-04 05:22:13 PM  
thomps: really? if i had tits i would consider that a reason to live.

"I could never be a woman, I'd sit at home playing with my breasts all day."

 
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