Finally, she got out of line to call her business manager, who paid for her ticket."

why would this person have a business manager?

thomps: Finally, she got out of line to call her business manager, who paid for her ticket."

why would this person have a business manager?

I came here to ask this myself

Who'd she kill?

she's kinda funny lookin.

C'mon, she's 17 and full of passion. Who could blame her when she yells like teen spirit?

doublesecretprobation: she's kinda funny lookin.


Really? I think she's cute.

Supercheeks: LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS!

Win.

Hey Courtney! Do you remember where you left the shotgun?

Apparently, apparently is apparently a word that's apparently used apparently frequently in Fark headlines, apparently.

not really. If she had taken after her mother many more things would have been broken, an arrest would have been made and drugs would have been consumed before, during, and after the tantrum.

Apparently, she takes after her mother.

The rest of us wish she'd take up after her father more.

DslainteC: C'mon, she's 17 and full of passion. Who could blame her when she yells like teen spirit?

cue "pedo bear too old" pic.

What a rude girl! Why would she expect anybody to recognize her?

Ugh shes hideous, Id be pissed too. Shes a slightly better looking Kelly Osbourne.

She also looks like her mom a bit. That's either good or bad, as I can never decide if Courtney is "Meh, maybe" or "ZEEEEESH, MY EYES!"

Sybarite: Really? I think she's cute.

Sybarite: doublesecretprobation: she's kinda funny lookin.


Really? I think she's cute.

She looks like Tiffany Amber Thessyen's much less attractive younger sister.

Saracuda: What a rude girl! Why would she expect anybody to recognize her?


Come on, the offspring of the famous are supposed to be known. What else do they have going for them?

/she sounds like a coont

daddy didn't teach her well

She has the crazy eyes.

If I remember right, she has pretty nice beans.

I don't know much about FBC, but if she turned out to be a well-adjusted, relatively normal teenage girl I'd be amazed.

No fault of hers. Lousy parents are lousy parents.

She has her dad's eyes - trippy

Sybarite: doublesecretprobation: she's kinda funny lookin.


Really? I think she's cute.

I think she looks bad. Even done up she looks bad. It's rough being the offspring of junkies.

She needs cherry flavored antacid.

She has the whitest white part of the eye I've ever seen.

she must floss.

I have a feeling she is going to be a massive farked up biatch

If she were hot there would already be a countdown until she is 18 website. Like the Olsen twins and Natalie Portman.

She will look good once her inevitable heroin addiction burns off that baby fat.

Sybarite: doublesecretprobation: she's kinda funny lookin.


Really? I think she's cute.

Yeah she is. But what's sad, this is the best she will ever look. If she takes to life as her parents have, she'll look like hell in 10 years. That is, if she's still alive.

SushiJoe: thomps: Finally, she got out of line to call her business manager, who paid for her ticket."

why would this person have a business manager?

I came here to ask this myself

I will guess that the coin that kid got from Daddy's estate, it is better she has a business manager than we hear about how she's broke at 19.

Turfshoe
If I remember right, she has pretty nice beans.

You've seen her testicles?


Meh.

Aw another dumb biatch playing the "do you know who my father was?" card. Die in a fire, precious.

Sybarite: doublesecretprobation: she's kinda funny lookin.


Really? I think she's cute.

How old is she? Looks like 35.

This thread makes Mart Laar sad. :(

Sybarite [TotalFark] Quote 2009-11-04 03:07:10 PM
doublesecretprobation: she's kinda funny lookin.


Really? I think she's cute.


you forgot to add..


For a spoiled fat chick.

Sometime it's important to first lack money in order to later appreciate it.

It also helps to appropriately name one's child: Cobain = Blow brains (ok, maybe just the other two names).

BEER_ME_in_CT: Ugh shes hideous, Id be pissed too. Shes a slightly better looking Kelly Osbourne.

She looks like the love child of Kelly Osbourne and Courtney Cox Arquette.

She has that Tina Yothers look about her.

She looks like she takes after her father... sans the boobs... I mean, Kurt didn't have boobs.

She looks fat

DeaH: BEER_ME_in_CT: Ugh shes hideous, Id be pissed too. Shes a slightly better looking Kelly Osbourne.

She looks like the love child of Kelly Osbourne and Courtney Cox Arquette.

She looks like the spawn of Jay Leno and Rumer Willis.

She probably would've had the matter settled in a more timely manner by simply saying "My Dad played in a band with Dave Grohl".

QUICK, GET MORE CAKE FOR FRANNY FAT!

FTA--a clerk failed to recognise her.

Seriously? For real? Wow.

//Him and 200 billion other people.

espiaboricua: She looks like she takes after her father... sans the boobs... I mean, Kurt didn't have boobs.

Are you sure? Maybe that's why he really killed himself.

zarberg: espiaboricua: She looks like she takes after her father... sans the boobs... I mean, Kurt didn't have boobs.

Are you sure? Maybe that's why he really killed himself.

really? if i had tits i would consider that a reason to live.

espiaboricua: She looks like she takes after her father... sans the boobs... I mean, Kurt didn't have boobs.

Wow. That's what Courtney Love looks like these days?

I don't know. With all that plastic surgery, who can remember what Courtney Love really looked like anymore?

/ Botox + Heroin = Whoa.

Her dad killed himself and left her to be raised by Courtney Love. Like she had a chance.

thomps: really? if i had tits i would consider that a reason to live.

"I could never be a woman, I'd sit at home playing with my breasts all day."