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JPMorgan: It's been a month, let's try to sweep this under the rug again



 
hisphrenic
2009-11-04 03:34:58 PM


But let's not burden the heroes of Wall Street with onerous regulations.

 
kittyhas1000legs
2009-11-04 03:37:52 PM


You're gonna need a bigger rug.

/dnrtfa

 
Therion
2009-11-04 03:50:36 PM


kittyhas1000legs: You're gonna need a bigger rug.

Or smaller pieces.

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crazyntacoma
2009-11-04 03:59:04 PM


http://yfrog.com/j71256146715693j (new window)

 
AnubisMan
2009-11-04 03:59:54 PM


They finally gotten to switching my Washington Mutual accounts to Chase accounts, and so I have finally gotten to switching those accounts away.

 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
2009-11-04 05:50:09 PM


So biting the hand that feeds you costs $700M? Good to know.

 
jpo2269
2009-11-04 08:45:36 PM


Seeing as the taxpayers have given JP $25 BILLION in TARP funds, it seems this "settlement" is a bit light. "No worries citizen, your money is safe, we used our other pot of money to pay for our sins.."

 
LordOfThePings
2009-11-04 09:23:31 PM


kittyhas1000legs: You're gonna need a bigger rug.

Maybe a tarp.

 
simpsonfan
2009-11-04 09:28:56 PM


Referring to Wall Street:

"It's a racket. They're all a bunch of crooks"-Al Capone. Yes, THAT Al Capone.


True then, true today.

 
R.A.Danny
2009-11-04 11:26:27 PM


jpo2269: Seeing as the taxpayers have given JP $25 BILLION in TARP funds, it seems this "settlement" is a bit light. "No worries citizen, your money is safe, we used our other pot of money to pay for our sins.."

Paid back.

 
Comic Book Guy
2009-11-05 07:22:47 AM


R.A.Danny: jpo2269: Seeing as the taxpayers have given JP $25 BILLION in TARP funds, it seems this "settlement" is a bit light. "No worries citizen, your money is safe, we used our other pot of money to pay for our sins.."

Paid back.


Nope, not all of it. Started paying back early, yes, but not all paid back. Citation?

 
Comic Book Guy
2009-11-05 07:24:37 AM


A quick google that I should have done before shows you are correct. My bad.

 
R.A.Danny
2009-11-05 12:18:22 PM


Comic Book Guy: R.A.Danny: jpo2269: Seeing as the taxpayers have given JP $25 BILLION in TARP funds, it seems this "settlement" is a bit light. "No worries citizen, your money is safe, we used our other pot of money to pay for our sins.."

Paid back.

Nope, not all of it. Started paying back early, yes, but not all paid back. Citation?


There's an internet full of citation, I put the fact out there, you disprove it.

Feck it... http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124524619467123215.html

http://www.tarppayback.com/

Need more?

People asking for Citations should be kicked off the internet.

 
boko
2009-11-05 12:57:32 PM


So the county I own a house in and can't get rid of because of this mess the county commissioners have gotten us into only owes $3.2 billion now? Woopty-doo. I'm still amazed the commissioners haven't been shot or strung up yet. At least Langford's in jail now, that's a start.
Birmingham: the Detroit of the South

 
mjones73
2009-11-05 01:53:06 PM


Comic Book Guy: A quick google that I should have done before shows you are correct. My bad.

They didn't need it in the first place either, all banks were made to take money regardless so a bank like Chase couldn't then advertise, "come bank with us, we didn't need help". They wanted to pay it back sooner and the government wouldn't take it back right away for the same reason...

 
oneodd1
2009-11-05 09:57:51 PM


R.A.Danny: There's an internet full of citation, I put the fact out there, you disprove it.

You made an assertion and then failed to back it up. It is indeed fact but it just as easily could have been a typical fark comment.

/then you got bent out of shape

 
R.A.Danny
2009-11-05 10:24:34 PM


oneodd1: You made an assertion and then failed to back it up. It is indeed fact but it just as easily could have been a typical fark comment.

I spoke the truth and was called a liar. If someone is gonna do that, they are the ones that better come up with citations.

 
uvadover
2009-11-06 12:55:25 AM


jpo2269: Seeing as the taxpayers have given JP $25 BILLION in TARP funds, it seems this "settlement" is a bit light. "No worries citizen, your money is safe, we used our other pot of money to pay for our sins.."

Paid back with interest and a premium on outstanding warrants (not the kind you understand). On money they never wanted in the first place. The average idiot like you just doesn't have a clue what happened last year. Unless you care to explain an interest rate swap contract.

 
R.A.Danny
2009-11-06 09:43:43 AM


uvadover: Paid back with interest and a premium on outstanding warrants (not the kind you understand). On money they never wanted in the first place. The average idiot like you just doesn't have a clue what happened last year. Unless you care to explain an interest rate swap contract.

This. Dimon should have been made a czar of some type.

 
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