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Weird Al to join the Pixies. Here comes your mayonnaise



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SnakeLee
2009-11-04 02:27:36 PM


Nerds ruin everything

 
thomps
2009-11-04 02:37:29 PM


got me a movie i want you to know
slicing up rivals i want you to know
my monkey's so groovy i want you to know
i want to grow, grow up to be, be a speed racer

[5 minute accordion solo]

 
Fraggler
2009-11-04 02:55:01 PM


Cease to resist, holding my nose tight
Bury my face into a pillow
You'll think I dealt it, but I just smelt it
On a wave of flatulation

 
BKITU
2009-11-04 02:56:22 PM


*BKITU spreads mayonnaise on his lawn*

 
thomps
2009-11-04 03:01:26 PM


I was walkin' against the wind
I was constantly trapped in an invisible box
Expect only little tips
they told me, he swears
Tryin' to talk to me, mute boy.

Where is my mime[3x]

 
FlashHarry
2009-11-04 03:20:06 PM


YOU ARE THE SON OF A BROTHER TRUCKER!

 
FlashHarry
2009-11-04 03:25:21 PM


it's weird al, not wierd al, btw.

 
GoDawgs!
2009-11-04 04:02:34 PM


do his parents know about this?

 
Jamespoon
2009-11-04 04:43:10 PM


Weird Al looks like the kind of guy that would buy me a soda and try to molest me in the parking lot.

 
Treygreen13
2009-11-04 06:31:59 PM


That is a pretty sad state of affairs, when Flea is also on the billing but gets glossed over in the details for Weird Al.

 
NorCalLos
2009-11-04 06:38:43 PM


Treygreen13: That is a pretty sad state of affairs, when Flea is also on the billing but gets glossed over in the details for Weird Al.

...but Weird Al is like a genius or something, man. Have you seen him live? He is so much more than a satirist. More than half of his songs are originals! That is the mark of a true artist.

 
Treygreen13
2009-11-04 06:40:47 PM


NorCalLos: Treygreen13: That is a pretty sad state of affairs, when Flea is also on the billing but gets glossed over in the details for Weird Al.

...but Weird Al is like a genius or something, man. Have you seen him live? He is so much more than a satirist. More than half of his songs are originals! That is the mark of a true artist.


I do own Bad Hair Day and Running With Scissors, but you'd think the article would mention a little bit more about Flea.

 
Gangway Fathead
2009-11-04 06:48:16 PM


He can finally roll out his big homage to 80's wrestling...


Captain Lou



(I'm not writing lyrics, just imagine "Captain Lou" sung instead of Caribou, okay?)

 
dholway
2009-11-04 06:57:11 PM


Gangway Fathead: (I'm not writing lyrics, just imagine "Captain Lou" sung instead of Caribou, okay?)

I was thinking of Sissy Spacek guest-starring in a video of "Carrie Blew".

 
buttsmckracken
2009-11-04 06:59:06 PM


Jamespoon: Weird Al looks like the kind of guy that would buy me a soda and try to molest me in the parking lot.

Yep, yep, yep.

 
DrZiffle
2009-11-04 07:20:53 PM


IT'S EDUMACATIONAL!

 
phatjanus
2009-11-04 08:22:13 PM


Hey, been trying to meet you...

 
peachpicker
2009-11-04 09:14:08 PM


Approves:

naturalpatriot.org

 
Tyler823
2009-11-04 09:33:23 PM


GoDawgs!: do his parents know about this?

Now that's just mean.

/cue the "Welcome to Fark" pic

 
marcre3363
2009-11-04 10:22:14 PM


Got me a pencil
Wo ho ho ho
crossing out answers... Read More
wo ho ho ho
this test's not going smoothly
wo ho ho ho
Can I get a fresh sheet?
If not, then I'll....

SHAKE
and remove it....from paper
SHAKE
and I'll do it.....no liquid paper
SHAKE
and and I'll do it
Wanna go
Up and Get
GET AN ERASER!

 
lord_of_the_eternal_afternoon_forest
2009-11-04 10:35:41 PM


Very good. I would have also accepted "Here comes your spam"

 
scotchface
2009-11-04 11:05:30 PM


Treygreen13: NorCalLos: Treygreen13: That is a pretty sad state of affairs, when Flea is also on the billing but gets glossed over in the details for Weird Al.

...but Weird Al is like a genius or something, man. Have you seen him live? He is so much more than a satirist. More than half of his songs are originals! That is the mark of a true artist.

I do own Bad Hair Day and Running With Scissors, but you'd think the article would mention a little bit more about Flea.


Flea is going to play bass with them. What more do you need to know?

Moran.

 
Walkens Syndrome
2009-11-04 11:29:11 PM


Outside theres a sandbox waiting
Outside theres two dozen men
Outside their lubing up now
Outside their fire groowwww
I feel a nervous knocking
I see two dozen moving hands
outside there's a sandbox bed
Bury me except my head
And this will take so long (So long so long)
two dozen men take soo looooong
Bukake on Dan
Buakake on Dan
Bukakee on Dan!

(I know Weird Al would never do something this crass, but this is what I sing esp when Dan is around)

 
sfpfc
2009-11-04 11:34:29 PM


from distant star
to this here bar
the me, the you
where are we now?
horray the blues
of everyone
allison

keeps a smile
around a while
he took no fright
and jettisoned
we'll go tonight
to hear him tell
"oh well"
allison
allison

and when the planet hit the sun
i saw the face of allison
allison
allison

 
spammuncher
2009-11-05 01:57:00 AM


SnakeLee: Nerds ruin everything

I feel the same way about the Pixies.

 
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