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(CBC) Cool Study finds that female crabs trade sex for protection, as opposed to female humans who get crabs for sex with no protection or some damn thing   (cbc.ca) divider line 26
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Pxtl 2009-11-04 01:34:51 PM  

 
apacheco 2009-11-04 01:40:20 PM  
Pxtl: Housewife Charged In Sex-For-Security Scam

so, isn't that how it is when your married

 
The Angry Hand of God 2009-11-04 01:43:42 PM  
If anyone needs to know how to get rid of crabs here is what you do:

1. Shave off half of your pubes.
2. Light the other half on fire.
3. Stab the crabs with a fork as they run out.

Works every time!

 
Caeldan 2009-11-04 01:44:19 PM  
apacheco: Pxtl: Housewife Charged In Sex-For-Security Scam

so, isn't that how it is when your married

*whoosh*
/the sound of an onion flying over your head

 
Cthulhu Theory 2009-11-04 01:44:31 PM  
Pxtl: Housewife Charged In Sex-For-Security Scam

Mom?

 
CrankMyBlueSax 2009-11-04 01:46:34 PM  
Female humans trade sex for money, the crabs are ancillary.

 
I Like Bread 2009-11-04 01:48:37 PM  
Condoms don't protect against crabs...

 
Thisbymaster 2009-11-04 01:48:46 PM  
I bet the female still complain if the male is crabby.

 
DPSturm 2009-11-04 01:57:54 PM  
Jennions says given how fussy females normally are with their mate choice, there must be some benefit they get out of mating with the average male neighbour.

Excuse me, I need to talk to the redhead across the street

 
Bossk'sSegway 2009-11-04 02:08:10 PM  
Subby. What do you expect for $10? Lobster?

 
rFarke 2009-11-04 02:11:52 PM  
no pinch?

 
Jubeebee 2009-11-04 02:37:49 PM  
Bossk'sSegway: Subby. What do you expect for $10? Lobster?

How much would it cost to involve a lobster in my sex life?

...asking on behalf of a friend, that is...

 
palelizard 2009-11-04 02:44:07 PM  
Jubeebee: Bossk'sSegway: Subby. What do you expect for $10? Lobster?

How much would it cost to involve a lobster in my sex life?

...asking on behalf of a friend, that is...

Find yourself a high-school kid and take her/him to Red Lobster. They'll be impressed enough to have sex with you.

 
spacechicken170am 2009-11-04 02:45:46 PM  
I Like Bread: Condoms don't protect against crabs...

Shave your bush. The crabs can't move in if they don't have any housing.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2009-11-04 03:09:33 PM  
Jubeebee: Bossk'sSegway: Subby. What do you expect for $10? Lobster?

How much would it cost to involve a lobster in my sex life?

...asking on behalf of a friend, that is...

2.bp.blogspot.com

Naked lobster gladiator fight?

 
Paper-Pusher 2009-11-04 03:09:37 PM  
This article belongs under the politics tab

 
kmp1331 2009-11-04 03:11:35 PM  
spacechicken170am: I Like Bread: Condoms don't protect against crabs...

Shave your bush. The crabs can't move in if they don't have any housing.

I spent days sculpting my pubes into a nice rancher complete with spare bedroom, and I'll be damned if no one is going to use it!

 
OnmyojiOmn 2009-11-04 03:13:00 PM  
grza.net

wat

 
marxychick1 2009-11-04 04:18:31 PM  
OnmyojiOmn: wat

Is it sad that I knew right away that was a Qubeley from Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam?

www.mahq.net

/hubby loves Gundams
/I love Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 1 & 2 for XBOX360

 
spacechicken170am 2009-11-04 04:26:46 PM  
kmp1331: spacechicken170am: I Like Bread: Condoms don't protect against crabs...

Shave your bush. The crabs can't move in if they don't have any housing.

I spent days sculpting my pubes into a nice rancher complete with spare bedroom, and I'll be damned if no one is going to use it!

pshaw, I didn't even buy my pubes, I just rent.

 
Mayhem_2006 2009-11-04 05:01:40 PM  
The Angry Hand of God: If anyone needs to know how to get rid of crabs here is what you do:

1. Shave off half of your pubes.
2. Light the other half on fire.
3. Stab the crabs with a fork as they run out.

Works every time!

The traditional British Navy method was a mixture of rum and sand, so that the crabs get drunk and stone each other to death.

 
OnmyojiOmn 2009-11-04 05:57:28 PM  
marxychick1: OnmyojiOmn: wat

Is it sad that I knew right away that was a Qubeley from Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam?



/hubby loves Gundams
/I love Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 1 & 2 for XBOX360

Yes, it's sad that you watch Gundam. I like mech stuff, but if it has Gundam in the title it's bad, you're bad, and you should feel bad.

 
What's a Internet Nubian 2009-11-04 05:59:27 PM  
spacechicken170am: kmp1331: spacechicken170am: I Like Bread: Condoms don't protect against crabs...

Shave your bush. The crabs can't move in if they don't have any housing.

I spent days sculpting my pubes into a nice rancher complete with spare bedroom, and I'll be damned if no one is going to use it!

pshaw, I didn't even buy my pubes, I just rent.

at least you're not falling for the old rent-to-own pubes scam.

 
marxychick1 2009-11-04 08:01:45 PM  
OnmyojiOmn: Yes, it's sad that you watch Gundam. I like mech stuff, but if it has Gundam in the title it's bad, you're bad, and you should feel bad.

I blame my husband! I don't watch anime at all, so my FAIL is his FAIL.

/Still like Gundams :P

 
JerkyMeat 2009-11-05 01:55:06 AM  
Exactly the same thing to American GOPers who are and still very willing to give up all their rights to the patriot act, so they can feel safe.

 
cloud_van_dame [TotalFark] 2009-11-05 05:55:10 AM  
Unlike female spiders, who exchange sex for dinner.

 
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