Pxtl: Housewife Charged In Sex-For-Security Scam

so, isn't that how it is when your married

If anyone needs to know how to get rid of crabs here is what you do:

1. Shave off half of your pubes.
2. Light the other half on fire.
3. Stab the crabs with a fork as they run out.

Works every time!

apacheco: Pxtl: Housewife Charged In Sex-For-Security Scam

so, isn't that how it is when your married

*whoosh*
/the sound of an onion flying over your head

Pxtl: Housewife Charged In Sex-For-Security Scam

Mom?

Female humans trade sex for money, the crabs are ancillary.

Condoms don't protect against crabs...

I bet the female still complain if the male is crabby.

Jennions says given how fussy females normally are with their mate choice, there must be some benefit they get out of mating with the average male neighbour.

Excuse me, I need to talk to the redhead across the street

Subby. What do you expect for $10? Lobster?

no pinch?

Bossk'sSegway: Subby. What do you expect for $10? Lobster?

How much would it cost to involve a lobster in my sex life?

...asking on behalf of a friend, that is...

Jubeebee: Bossk'sSegway: Subby. What do you expect for $10? Lobster?

How much would it cost to involve a lobster in my sex life?

...asking on behalf of a friend, that is...

Find yourself a high-school kid and take her/him to Red Lobster. They'll be impressed enough to have sex with you.

I Like Bread: Condoms don't protect against crabs...

Shave your bush. The crabs can't move in if they don't have any housing.

Jubeebee: Bossk'sSegway: Subby. What do you expect for $10? Lobster?

How much would it cost to involve a lobster in my sex life?

...asking on behalf of a friend, that is...



Naked lobster gladiator fight?

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spacechicken170am: I Like Bread: Condoms don't protect against crabs...

Shave your bush. The crabs can't move in if they don't have any housing.

I spent days sculpting my pubes into a nice rancher complete with spare bedroom, and I'll be damned if no one is going to use it!

wat

OnmyojiOmn: wat

Is it sad that I knew right away that was a Qubeley from Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam?



/hubby loves Gundams
/I love Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 1 & 2 for XBOX360

kmp1331: spacechicken170am: I Like Bread: Condoms don't protect against crabs...

Shave your bush. The crabs can't move in if they don't have any housing.

I spent days sculpting my pubes into a nice rancher complete with spare bedroom, and I'll be damned if no one is going to use it!

pshaw, I didn't even buy my pubes, I just rent.

The Angry Hand of God: If anyone needs to know how to get rid of crabs here is what you do:

1. Shave off half of your pubes.
2. Light the other half on fire.
3. Stab the crabs with a fork as they run out.

Works every time!

The traditional British Navy method was a mixture of rum and sand, so that the crabs get drunk and stone each other to death.

marxychick1: OnmyojiOmn: wat

Is it sad that I knew right away that was a Qubeley from Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam?



/hubby loves Gundams
/I love Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 1 & 2 for XBOX360

Yes, it's sad that you watch Gundam. I like mech stuff, but if it has Gundam in the title it's bad, you're bad, and you should feel bad.

spacechicken170am: kmp1331: spacechicken170am: I Like Bread: Condoms don't protect against crabs...

Shave your bush. The crabs can't move in if they don't have any housing.

I spent days sculpting my pubes into a nice rancher complete with spare bedroom, and I'll be damned if no one is going to use it!

pshaw, I didn't even buy my pubes, I just rent.

at least you're not falling for the old rent-to-own pubes scam.

OnmyojiOmn: Yes, it's sad that you watch Gundam. I like mech stuff, but if it has Gundam in the title it's bad, you're bad, and you should feel bad.

I blame my husband! I don't watch anime at all, so my FAIL is his FAIL.

/Still like Gundams :P

Exactly the same thing to American GOPers who are and still very willing to give up all their rights to the patriot act, so they can feel safe.