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New gloves allow people to use touchscreen phones, devices without taking them off. Dialing wand for fat-fingered folk sold separately



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jehovahs witness protection
2009-11-04 10:31:02 AM


www.briansbelly.com

first thought that came to mind

 
EvilEgg
2009-11-04 10:41:54 AM


I already have my dialing wand

But these gloves would make anyone fat fingered.

 
Mugato
2009-11-04 10:56:20 AM


I hope they work better than my own (bony) fingers because they don't work on my iPhone half the time.

/its camera sucks too

 
penthesilea
2009-11-04 11:58:14 AM


I have last year's gloves which work on my ipod but not my iphone. Other than the two little dots they're just basic gloves.

 
I Said
2009-11-04 12:07:25 PM


We are such a lazy people.

"Hold on, let me see how to get there with the GPS on my phone. Also, I'll read reviews of the place and check my e-mail too because this 3 X 5 thin square also has access to all the world's information. Then we can go there and take pictures with the same dev . . devic . . . device . . why isn't it working?"
"Take off your gloves"
"OH F*CK THIS shiat! WHAT AN INCONVENIENCE!"

 
wildcardjack
2009-11-04 12:21:55 PM


When I use my touch screen I do it in one hand with my the corner of my thumb next to the nail. So I just need to get a bit of conductive yarn for my gloves, thank guys.

If these fools failed to get their patents some glove maker is going to make a mint with "iPhone compatible gloves".

 
Cervantes3773
2009-11-04 12:22:27 PM


I Said: We are such a lazy people.

"Hold on, let me see how to get there with the GPS on my phone. Also, I'll read reviews of the place and check my e-mail too because this 3 X 5 thin square also has access to all the world's information. Then we can go there and take pictures with the same dev . . devic . . . device . . why isn't it working?"
"Take off your gloves"
"OH F*CK THIS shiat! WHAT AN INCONVENIENCE!"


Ok, that was pretty good...

/thanks for teh lulz

 
MugzyBrown
2009-11-04 12:22:30 PM


I hate touch-screen keyboards.

 
redonkulon
2009-11-04 12:23:59 PM


"Jeremy Horwitz, editor of iLounge, a Web site that covers Apple devices, said the fingertips on DOTS gloves aren't as effective as an ungloved hand.

"These tips are able to activate the key icon-sized features of the iPhone and iPod touch - turning on music, changing tracks and adjusting volume - but offer too little precision for typing," he told the Daily News. "


I don't know about this guy, but the last time I tried to type with gloves on didn't work out so well (non-iPhone). I imagine typing on a full size keyboard could also be problematic.

/dialing wand please

 
The Angry Hand of God
2009-11-04 12:25:47 PM


HAHAHA suckers! My Voyager doesn't care what you touch the screen with. You also have to slide your finger to unlock the iPhone! All i have to do is put pressure on the corner with my ass. As a matter of fact I am ass-dialing someone right now! Stupid Apple products!!

 
Katie98_KT
2009-11-04 12:26:02 PM


look, make fun of smartphone users if you want.

but, this is a brilliant idea, for a good price (the gloves aren't $50), and actually useful.
Nice job, american entrepreneurs.

 
Dorf11
2009-11-04 12:28:58 PM


I'm still waiting for a decent quality rag-on-a-stick.

 
Misch
2009-11-04 12:29:21 PM


They should try Handerpants.

 
mrmyxolodian
2009-11-04 12:30:15 PM


1.bp.blogspot.com

/obligatory

 
moistD
2009-11-04 12:30:37 PM


they have had gloves like these for a while, at least for people who go skiing and snowboarding

 
ihatedumbpeople
2009-11-04 12:54:09 PM


This sounds familiar...was subby looking at the Farkives and sub'd an old story?

 
Tobin_Lam
2009-11-04 01:14:41 PM


My birthed got me a pair of gloves for my birthday because they were sold out for Christmas last year. They work pretty well. I DRTFA but I don't see anything new here.

 
yogaFLAME
2009-11-04 01:14:43 PM


I don't have an iPhone, but up here in MA answering the phone with gloves on is a real concern. Apparently the solution is to use your nose.

 
the8re
2009-11-04 01:27:47 PM


www.hrwiki.org

He had this figured out ages ago.

 
ModernLuddite
2009-11-04 01:27:53 PM


This is a good idea.

But where I live it gets so cold in winter that you just can't use electronic devices outside anyway, making this invention somewhat useless.

 
bhcompy
2009-11-04 01:48:22 PM


Who uses fingers on their touchscreen phone?

HTC ftw.

 
good_2_go
2009-11-04 01:50:27 PM


Perfect timing. Tomorrow Canadians will be able to get an iPhone from 3 different carriers (Bell, Telus, Rogers), instead of just one.

 
Maxout623
2009-11-04 01:52:07 PM


I wish I had the patience to look up the dilbert comic that actually relates to this.

 
RockIsDead
2009-11-04 01:55:32 PM


Had'em since '06 at least.

 
guestguy
2009-11-04 02:07:25 PM


You know what they say about people with fat fingers...they'll probably die of a brain tumor.

 
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