Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum.

Is VERY BAD.

/you tryin' to say that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?!?

Ok, we're gonna need a live chicken.

I say Fark you Jobu!

Hats. Hats for bats.

Straight ball he hit very much. Curveball, bats are afraid.

President Palmer got shot because he forsook Jobu.

JUSSSSSSSSSST a bit outside!

I have a rule that when I'm watching a ball game and Howard hits a homer, I do a shot of Jameson.

This has been a very sober series.

:(

yo, bartender, jobu needs a refill

Clearly he loaned all his World Series HRs to Chase Utley

Jobu, ayudaHoward en este momento para conquista los Yankees.

What's Tex's excuse?

HulkHands: What's Tex's excuse?

It was always his plan to suck in the playoffs, just to make his World Series game 6 heroics look all that much better.

/please let this be true?

He needs to be Cerrano in the climatic end game

"Fark you Jobu. I do it myself."

/"You saying Jesus Christ couldn't hit a curveball?"
//Joe Buck is Bob Uecker's colorman from the movie.

I was in 4th grade when it came out. Gave me my first look into hard rock/metal/primus.

Yanks figured out what philly fans have known for years, throw all breaking balls, and if he manages to ever hit one, keep throwing more breaking balls.

xnewnoisex: I was in 4th grade when it came out. Gave me my first look into hard rock/metal/primus.

Now I see the inspiration for Cole Hamels hair...it is Ted.

Jobu?

Rex_Banner: HulkHands: What's Tex's excuse?

It was always his plan to suck in the playoffs, just to make his World Series game 6 heroics look all that much better.

/please let this be true?

1-6 in his career vs pedro. small sample size, but not hugely encouraging.

howard is 1-9 lifetime vs pettitte. another small sample size, but again, not really encouraging.

in fact, looking at the phils lineup, only victorino, ibanez, and ruiz have had any kind of success against pettitte.

jeter and a-rod are the only starting yanks to have a batting average over .250 against pedro, and jeter just barely....

another pitchers duel decided by the bullpens tonight?

7. Fatties tend to wear down after playing 170 games.

His HGH dealer got busted.

liquid duane-o: Rex_Banner: HulkHands: What's Tex's excuse?

It was always his plan to suck in the playoffs, just to make his World Series game 6 heroics look all that much better.

/please let this be true?

1-6 in his career vs pedro. small sample size, but not hugely encouraging.

howard is 1-9 lifetime vs pettitte. another small sample size, but again, not really encouraging.

in fact, looking at the phils lineup, only victorino, ibanez, and ruiz have had any kind of success against pettitte.

jeter and a-rod are the only starting yanks to have a batting average over .250 against pedro, and jeter just barely....

another pitchers duel decided by the bullpens tonight?

And Werth. Whatever he may have done against him in the regular season, he got two homers off him in game 3.

possibly one of the funniest movies made in the last 20 years. definitely one of my favorites.

\\Willie Mays Hayes: What the hell League you been playing in?
\\\Rick Vaughn: California Penal

"Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor." - Hary Doyle

Wettner: xnewnoisex: I was in 4th grade when it came out. Gave me my first look into hard rock/metal/primus.

Now I see the inspiration for Cole Hamels hair...it is Ted.

That, or it's the realization of "hey, I'm already a multi-millionaire in my mid-20s with a hot ass wife. I guess I have no need to improve upon my hairstyle which makes me look like a dorky high-schooler."

/why Chase Utley slicks his hair back during games is another mystery