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You know what it takes to host the Oscars? It takes BRASS BALLS to host the...JESUS, he must really hate those cans



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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2009-11-04 03:12:10 AM


The year Steve Martin hosted the Oscars and irritated the hell out of Russell Crowe was the greatest Oscars telecast in recent memory.

A lot of people must have seriously worried that Crowe was going to charge the stage by the night's end.

 
Sun God
2009-11-04 03:30:32 AM


Alec Baldwin has been replaying that role from Miami Blues forever.

 
coco ebert
2009-11-04 07:31:55 AM


As long as they do it as Jack Donaghy and Gavin Volure.

 
TheShavingofOccam123
2009-11-04 07:32:01 AM


I bet Steve Martin opens the show and Alec Baldwin closes.

 
Smiths
2009-11-04 07:51:50 AM


Arec Barwin.

 
dletter
2009-11-04 07:53:34 AM


TheShavingofOccam123: I bet Steve Martin opens the show and Alec Baldwin closes.

Of course Alec Baldwin closes! He drove to the Oscars in a Mazarati, and you were brought to the Oscars in a Hyundai!

 
Barton Fink
2009-11-04 07:58:26 AM


Is there any other actor besides Steve Martin who had an unbelievable fifteen year career followed by twenty years of absolute horseshiat?

 
TheShavingofOccam123
2009-11-04 08:00:04 AM


More changes for the Oscars this year.

The runner up gets a set of steak knives.

 
vdantev
2009-11-04 08:05:58 AM


Guess they just said, F*** the 18-32 year old market share?

 
Dredge
2009-11-04 08:12:18 AM


Miami Blues is a really underrated movie. Terrible title, great flick.

Blues, Glengarry (of course) and Red October were the only good movies Baldwin made in the 90's.

 
Kosh
2009-11-04 08:16:57 AM


TheShavingofOccam123: More changes for the Oscars this year.

The runner up gets a set of steak knives.


Is third place fired?

 
coco ebert
2009-11-04 08:16:58 AM


Barton Fink: Is there any other actor besides Steve Martin who had an unbelievable fifteen year career followed by twenty years of absolute horseshiat?

Eddie Murphy?

 
Crewmannumber6
2009-11-04 08:18:14 AM


I was really excited to think the host would be M. Emmet Walsh, then I clicked the link. (sigh)

 
Spatially_Challenged
2009-11-04 08:22:54 AM


coco ebert: Barton Fink: Is there any other actor besides Steve Martin who had an unbelievable fifteen year career followed by twenty years of absolute horseshiat?

Eddie Murphy?


Robin Williams?

 
Sybarite
2009-11-04 08:23:06 AM


Barton Fink: Is there any other actor besides Steve Martin who had an unbelievable fifteen year career followed by twenty years of absolute horseshiat?


I personally liked Parenthood, L.A. Story, Grand Canyon and Bowfinger. I can even tolerate Father of the Bride, HouseSitter, and Sgt. Bilko. It's basically the stuff he's been doing since 2000 that I find unwatchable.

 
Something_Creative
2009-11-04 08:30:02 AM


Spatially_Challenged: coco ebert: Barton Fink: Is there any other actor besides Steve Martin who had an unbelievable fifteen year career followed by twenty years of absolute horseshiat?

Eddie Murphy?

Robin Williams?


Chevy Chase?

 
Lost Thought 00
2009-11-04 08:40:02 AM


Something_Creative: Spatially_Challenged: coco ebert: Barton Fink: Is there any other actor besides Steve Martin who had an unbelievable fifteen year career followed by twenty years of absolute horseshiat?

Eddie Murphy?

Robin Williams?

Chevy Chase?


Ed Norton?

 
Aliquis
2009-11-04 08:44:16 AM


Something_Creative: Spatially_Challenged: coco ebert: Barton Fink: Is there any other actor besides Steve Martin who had an unbelievable fifteen year career followed by twenty years of absolute horseshiat?

Eddie Murphy?

Robin Williams?

Chevy Chase?


Bill Murray?

 
CravenMorehead
2009-11-04 08:45:06 AM


Lost Thought 00: Something_Creative: Spatially_Challenged: coco ebert: Barton Fink: Is there any other actor besides Steve Martin who had an unbelievable fifteen year career followed by twenty years of absolute horseshiat?

Eddie Murphy?

Robin Williams?

Chevy Chase?

Ed Norton?


BLASPHEMER!

 
Spatially_Challenged
2009-11-04 08:46:23 AM


Aliquis: Something_Creative: Spatially_Challenged: coco ebert: Barton Fink: Is there any other actor besides Steve Martin who had an unbelievable fifteen year career followed by twenty years of absolute horseshiat?

Eddie Murphy?

Robin Williams?

Chevy Chase?

Bill Murray?


No one will ever believe you.

 
ParadisePornoTheater
2009-11-04 08:51:40 AM


Aliquis: Something_Creative: Spatially_Challenged: coco ebert: Barton Fink: Is there any other actor besides Steve Martin who had an unbelievable fifteen year career followed by twenty years of absolute horseshiat?

Eddie Murphy?

Robin Williams?

Chevy Chase?

Bill Murray?


Kim Basinger?

Bette Midler?

 
Butterflew
2009-11-04 08:53:08 AM


Arec Bardwin?



meh.

 
LonMead
2009-11-04 08:53:11 AM


Alec shows off the redesigned Academy Award...
www.scene-stealers.com

 
IdBeCrazyIf
2009-11-04 08:55:43 AM


Aliquis: Something_Creative: Spatially_Challenged: coco ebert: Barton Fink: Is there any other actor besides Steve Martin who had an unbelievable fifteen year career followed by twenty years of absolute horseshiat?

Eddie Murphy?

Robin Williams?

Chevy Chase?

Bill Murray?


He only regrets Garfield

 
moistD
2009-11-04 08:58:22 AM


Aliquis: Something_Creative: Spatially_Challenged: coco ebert: Barton Fink: Is there any other actor besides Steve Martin who had an unbelievable fifteen year career followed by twenty years of absolute horseshiat?

Eddie Murphy?

Robin Williams?

Chevy Chase?

Bill Murray?


Drew Barrymore?

 
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