The submarine races...You're doing it wrong.

Did they think they had a Hummer?

johnsoninca: Did they think they had a Hummer Oldsmobile Delmont 88?

FTFY.

stargazing lesbians meet untimely death.

So, "According to her Facebook page" is now considered journalism?

They were stargazing and while doing it they then drove into a pond and drowned?

I'm just wondering if I've finally become "too hammered".

/oblg

johnsoninca: Did they think they had a Hummer?

No, just the Commander:
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Coeds? Oh. How many were female?

Dude, the commercial totally told you not to try that.

Maybe they should have worked harder on getting out of the Jeep versus calling a friend for help.

Oh and stargazing is now the new word for "scoring coke."

Just about everything is submergable, but only a few cars in the world are submersible.

Funk Brothers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Coeds? Oh. How many were female?

All of them?

Wow talk about a misplaced ad..that one on the left is just creepy with this story...

Reynald: Maybe they should have worked harder on getting out of the Jeep versus calling a friend for help.

Oh and stargazing is now the new word for "scoring coke."

The actual stargazing community frowns on your shenanigans. Not that we'd do anything else about it.

Was a GPS involved?

/Blatant "The Office" reference

I am so confused.

That Samoan dude ruins any lesbian coed fap fantasy when he's in those pics.

Before news of the deaths broke, a former classmate from Paloma High, Brooke Fisher, told KCAL news: ``I hope she is safe.'

Try praying next time, jackass.

MuToiD_MaN: Reynald: Maybe they should have worked harder on getting out of the Jeep versus calling a friend for help.

Oh and stargazing is now the new word for "scoring coke."

The actual stargazing community frowns on your shenanigans. Not that we'd do anything else about it.

What's that about stars? They're right, you say? (Maybe you're a fan).

attention span of a retarded fruit fly: Wow talk about a misplaced ad..that one on the left is just creepy with this story...

I'm sure I have no idea what you mean...

MuToiD_MaN: Funk Brothers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Coeds? Oh. How many were female?

All of them?

"Coeds" is a strange and archaic term, since a gender-mixed student body is the default configuration of educational institutions in modern society. (Read that wrong for your own amusement if you want to.) It is always applied exclusively to the female students, even though the male students of such institutions are equally "coeds". Why do we continue to use this word?

Is there an opposite term for the students at gender-segregated institutions?

``At this time, foul play is not suspected,' states a press statement released by Dickinson police.

I think you can start suspecting now.

I was thinking: I wonder if some douche will use this to impugn the late Senator Kennedy. The answer was "yes!"