The submarine races...You're doing it wrong.

Did they think they had a Hummer?

johnsoninca: Did they think they had a Hummer Oldsmobile Delmont 88?

FTFY.

stargazing lesbians meet untimely death.

So, "According to her Facebook page" is now considered journalism?

They were stargazing and while doing it they then drove into a pond and drowned?

I'm just wondering if I've finally become "too hammered".

/oblg

johnsoninca: Did they think they had a Hummer?

No, just the Commander:
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Coeds? Oh. How many were female?

Dude, the commercial totally told you not to try that.

Maybe they should have worked harder on getting out of the Jeep versus calling a friend for help.

Oh and stargazing is now the new word for "scoring coke."

Just about everything is submergable, but only a few cars in the world are submersible.

Funk Brothers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Coeds? Oh. How many were female?

All of them?

Wow talk about a misplaced ad..that one on the left is just creepy with this story...

Reynald: Maybe they should have worked harder on getting out of the Jeep versus calling a friend for help.

Oh and stargazing is now the new word for "scoring coke."

The actual stargazing community frowns on your shenanigans. Not that we'd do anything else about it.

Was a GPS involved?

/Blatant "The Office" reference

I am so confused.

That Samoan dude ruins any lesbian coed fap fantasy when he's in those pics.

Before news of the deaths broke, a former classmate from Paloma High, Brooke Fisher, told KCAL news: ``I hope she is safe.'

Try praying next time, jackass.

MuToiD_MaN: Reynald: Maybe they should have worked harder on getting out of the Jeep versus calling a friend for help.

Oh and stargazing is now the new word for "scoring coke."

The actual stargazing community frowns on your shenanigans. Not that we'd do anything else about it.

What's that about stars? They're right, you say? (Maybe you're a fan).

attention span of a retarded fruit fly: Wow talk about a misplaced ad..that one on the left is just creepy with this story...

I'm sure I have no idea what you mean...

MuToiD_MaN: Funk Brothers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Coeds? Oh. How many were female?

All of them?

"Coeds" is a strange and archaic term, since a gender-mixed student body is the default configuration of educational institutions in modern society. (Read that wrong for your own amusement if you want to.) It is always applied exclusively to the female students, even though the male students of such institutions are equally "coeds". Why do we continue to use this word?

Is there an opposite term for the students at gender-segregated institutions?

``At this time, foul play is not suspected,' states a press statement released by Dickinson police.

I think you can start suspecting now.

I was thinking: I wonder if some douche will use this to impugn the late Senator Kennedy. The answer was "yes!"

Rubber Biscuit: I was thinking: I wonder if some douche will use this to impugn the late Senator Kennedy. The answer was "yes!"

I did my duty as a Farker. That is my only defense.

zimbach: MuToiD_MaN: Funk Brothers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Coeds? Oh. How many were female?

All of them?

"Coeds" is a strange and archaic term, since a gender-mixed student body is the default configuration of educational institutions in modern society. (Read that wrong for your own amusement if you want to.) It is always applied exclusively to the female students, even though the male students of such institutions are equally "coeds". Why do we continue to use this word?

Is there an opposite term for the students at gender-segregated institutions?

Broeds and hoeds?

Reynald: Maybe they should have worked harder on getting out of the Jeep versus calling a friend for help.

Oh and stargazing is now the new word for "scoring coke."

Given the location, I'd say this was about scoring some 'shrooms.

Why does coed mean female? I know coed meant having both sexes in the same class, or later in the same dorm. But now it means female, why is this?

After hearing all these stories of people drowning in their cars, I'm beginning to suspect that maybe one of these chicks saw the same Mythbusters episode and that it was actually wrong about getting out.

Lars The Canadian Viking: Why does coed mean female? I know coed meant having both sexes in the same class, or later in the same dorm. But now it means female, why is this?

Zimbach beat you to that subject.

It was 12 feet of water. I can't fathom how they were unable to get out of the car unless the doors failed on them.

zimbach

"Coed" refers back to newly-integrated female students at theretofore male-only institutions. "Coeducation", when the term "coed" began to spread in the late 19th century, was a somewhat novel process, and female "coeds" were the focus of that novelty.

There are a few cases (Sarah Lawrence, Vassar, etc.) wherein women-only institutions began to admit men, but those instances were generally much later and not numerous enough to affect the term's use.

On the face of things, the term doesn't make sense, but its history does. Kind of obsolete now, or should be.

Rubber Biscuit: I was thinking: I wonder if some douche will use this to impugn the late Senator Kennedy. The answer was "yes!"

And you were correct. There are brakes on that thing for a reason. Or, maybe just buy a farking boat?

"Kyrstin"? Really? That has got to be a typo.

Oh, I get it. They must have named her after Kyrgyzstan. Because the obvious answer, that it's an idiotic spelling of an otherwise common name, that would be silly!

I'll take "Too Stupid to Live" for $200, Alex.

Strolpol: It was 12 feet of water. I can't fathom how they were unable to get out of the car unless the doors failed on them.

2 fathoms actually.

RE: Coeds: I'm still looking for some sexy stews.

Damn, I've been to Dickinson. Twice. First when my car broke down driving from Seattle to Chicago, then again to pick up my car after being fixed. Made the drive from Dickinson to Chicago in one shot. And that's 900 miles. If you're wondering about the route (pops)

/I know I know, cool story

Rubber Biscuit: I was thinking: I wonder if some douche will use this to impugn the late Senator Kennedy. The answer was "yes!"

It's a good thing Teddy's not still alive to be wounded by this impugnation. It might have even temporarily distracted him from incorporating this story into his frequent jokes about Chappaquiddick.

That Volkswagon thing actually works. A Mate of my old mans proved it. Was making out on the beach with some chick and the tide came in. Car floated off the beach.

WhyteRaven74: Damn, I've been to Dickinson. Twice. First when my car broke down driving from Seattle to Chicago, then again to pick up my car after being fixed. Made the drive from Dickinson to Chicago in one shot. And that's 900 miles. If you're wondering about the route (pops)

/I know I know, cool story

Driving through North Dakota is what I imagine purgatory would be like if it was a road trip.

That and Eastern Wyoming.

Strolpol: It was 12 feet of water. I can't fathom how they were unable to get out of the car unless the doors failed on them.

It is impossible for a normal human to open a car door once the water has covered it, and the electric windows could have shorted.

/They could have tried breaking the glass, though.

"Isn't this a Fjord?"

"...No silly, it's a Jeep."

eldunko: "Isn't this a Fjord?"

"...No silly, it's a Jeep."

Wouldn't have happened in a Lotus.

Oznog: Rubb

Fair enuf. And sorry about the douche remark.

Oznog: I did my duty as a Farker. That is my only defense.

I beat you to the punch.

/Do not approve.

Were they retarded?