submitter: manatees

Unlikely. Manatees are one of two marine mammals that have gone full retard.

/the other being the North Atlantic Right Whale, iirc

Not particularly useful against Japanese, though.

mamoru: Unlikely. Manatees are one of two marine mammals that have gone full retard.

I agree completely. I recently had to sit through a series of lame manatee variety acts, consisting of unfunny stand up routines, botched attempts at juggling, and awkward magic tricks. Each of these acts was so bad that the performer had to be chased off the stage by incessant loud noises.

I believe it was called the Dugong Show.

Cagey B: I believe it was called the Dugong Show.

You are making me groan on porpoise, aren't you? That seals it. If I ever sea lions, I'm feeding you to them.

Someone should make a movie about this. With Georges C. Scott.

Now if they could recruit those giant jellyfish....

FTFA:

"Sea lions are especially suited to this work because of their strength and agility..."


But I'll bet that a manatee can't save New Jersey from the Republicans.


/I'll just go to bed now.

OH THE HUGE MANATE...nevermind.

Sigh, since it's going to be said sooner or later in this thread: FARK YOU DORPHIN!

You wish to fark dolphins? I'd point you to an earlier thread but i'm sure you know which one.

Not all candidates measured up.

If any farkers out there are in the Overseas military (U.S.), then you will have known about this for years. They play this commercial on AFN (Armed Forces Network) television at least 10 times a day on each channel.

/we don't get regular cable unless you want it in the local language
//been living overseas too long
///slashies

Unavailable for comment?



/hotter than Jonathan Brandis to a pubescent '90s girl

What's that Flip? Sandy's fallen down the abandoned mineshaft again.

I have a question for the Sea Pig...

Because using dolphins et al, for sonar are so 1970's.

If any farkers out there are in the Overseas military (U.S.), then you will have known about this for years. They play this commercial on AFN (Armed Forces Network) television at least 10 times a day on each channel.

/we don't get regular cable unless you want it in the local language
//been living overseas too long
///slashies

Yeah. I've been stationed in Japan for almost ten years now, and I have yet to see this "enhanced" security.

/FCC (SW)

Sun God: Someone should make a movie about this. With Georges C. Scott.

"Fa luv Pa!"

fark you dolphin! fark you whale!

In the future it is likely we will see the combination of animals with technology so for example: mosquito with a tiny camera for surveilance, a small bird with explosives and neural transmitters to control its direction (guided missle).

Sun God: Someone should make a movie about this. With Georges C. Scott.

I wish I could slap you.

Is sick of these dolphins.

Why go to all that trouble? For some popcorn shrimp and an ice cold beer, I'll go see what's in the friggin harbor.

/Blinky approved

Shakespeare's Monkey: Why go to all that trouble? For some popcorn shrimp and an ice cold beer, I'll go see what's in the friggin harbor.

/Blinky approved

And the sharks with friggin' laser beams on their heads....

I see no way that killer whales with tools can go badly.

Really? Not one South Park/Family Guy reference?

I am disappoint.

Sharks with friggin lasers.

citation needed
picture needed

Yeah, and when the sailors are off-duty, they can go clubbing on base.

What? The ball on Bee's back no play?

Manatees: nature's speed-bump

Skwidd: Yeah. I've been stationed in Japan for almost ten years now, and I have yet to see this "enhanced" security.

See how well it works?

celston: Manatees: nature's speed-bump

You sound like one of those asshole Floridian boaters.

/loves the Manatee

buddyrtr: Sun God: Someone should make a movie about this. With Georges C. Scott.

"Fa luv Pa!"

Came for THIS!

/leaving satisfied

It's been done:

BKITU: It's been done:

The dolphins and such are quite open-minded, and are cool with being cuckolded by their best friends.

No, ma'am. No dipshiat.

So, why exactly is the word "shiat" censored on this site again?

damp: So, why exactly is the word "shiat" censored on this site again?

To keep its PG-13 rating obviously.

Aquaman waits patiently for his paycheck.

Get serious and jump right along to Dynamite Monkeys. Just don't taunt them.

Too bad piranha are a fresh water fish, they'd be awesome.