Jaime wins hands down.

Is this website fbxrd already?

Farked?

Why is this in showbiz?

5) wine tester/blogger.

couldn't you just switch that to beer and be way cooler and manlier?

truth_is_stranger_than_fishin: Jaime wins hands down.

Seriously. How is that #4?

1. Paradise Island Caretaker
2. Luxury Bed Tester
3. Resort Waterslide Tester
4. Professional Prostitute Tester
5. Wine Tester and Blogger
6. Candy Taster
7. Condom Tester
8. World Of Warcraft Tester
9. Director Of Fun at a museum (age 6)
10. Bike Rider-Photographer for Google Maps

How is the prostitute tester not at 1?

GoteamVenture: 5) wine tester/blogger.

couldn't you just switch that to beer and be way cooler and manlier?

I get paid to write about beer but it comes up being more like $40 a month and I have to live in a shiatty apartment.

11. Caretaker of the Fireworks, Puppies, and Beer Factory.

12. Tank Driver for NASA.

Just fresh on my mind as I came across this earlier. Sounds like fun to me at least.
NASA M113

I'm pretty sure if you had #1, you could get the rest.

Rambino: truth_is_stranger_than_fishin: Jaime wins hands down.

Seriously. How is that #4?

Not all prostitutes are up to snuff.

I submit to you the host of the show "Three Sheets". Zane travels the world, drinking the local alcoholic beverages and talking about them. He's actually a pretty funny guy and it's a very entertaining show. The show is also a drinking game. Good times.

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I'm kind of thinking that my fat ass would actually hate to be a google maps bike rider. No offense.

Sorry, but this list is incomplete in every way unless it has Zane Lamprey on it. Bastard gets paid to travel to exotic countries and drink booze until his head falls off.

Three Sheets (new window)

doomfistinc: Sorry, but this list is incomplete in every way unless it has Zane Lamprey on it. Bastard gets paid to travel to exotic countries and drink booze until his head falls off.

Three Sheets (new window)

Would that be the same post two above yours?

Too slow!!!!

/muahahahahah

I always thought Bourdain (No Reservations) and to a lesser extent Andrew Zimmern (Bizarre Foods) had what I'd consider to be dream jobs. Travel around the world, eat excellent food, get into all kinds of adventures and still get paid for it all! I liked the Thirsty Traveler (new window) because he didn't have do crazy shiat like Bourdain or Zimmern. More laid back. Plus he gets to booze it up more.

How in the heck can you really test six prostitutes in one day and call it "quality control?" Wouldn't being in the middle of a process of performing and recovering change the impression of the girls in the middle? How is this fair to the last couple of girls? If you can do it six times in one day how does it take you a full month to recharge? Shouldn't a guy with abilities like that be able to handle it again in more like a week? And it seems like pleasuring such a hot stud doesn't necessarily denote quality control for a chick who has to fark some fat old bald guy to get paid.

NannyStatePark: How in the heck can you really test six prostitutes in one day and call it "quality control?" Wouldn't being in the middle of a process of performing and recovering change the impression of the girls in the middle? How is this fair to the last couple of girls? If you can do it six times in one day how does it take you a full month to recharge? Shouldn't a guy with abilities like that be able to handle it again in more like a week? And it seems like pleasuring such a hot stud doesn't necessarily denote quality control for a chick who has to fark some fat old bald guy to get paid.

Fat old bald guys will be happy with just about anything they get.

Our family knows somebody who does #5 for a major wine publication (won't name for confidentiality reasons). He gets sent free cases of some of the nicest and most expensive wines on a regular basis.

Pretty sweet gig if you can get it.

\Great guy to invite to parties.
\\Guess what he brings.

#8 is pure and utter bullshiat. Testing any game, good or bad, is a dull, repetitive, and thankless job. The fact that you're testing WoW is no better, in fact it's probably way worse.

Reverend Otis: #8 is pure and utter bullshiat. Testing any game, good or bad, is a dull, repetitive, and thankless job. The fact that you're testing WoW is no better, in fact it's probably way worse.

This.

You're excited until you realize your job is to check the collision map for every rock in the game.

So next time I visit a brothel, I should look for the "Jaime Rascone Seal of Approval"? Is that a tattoo somewhere?