Here ya go judge. I filled it to the top, but I couldn't find a lid, so don't spill it

Sigh. His parents (grandmother?) should have taken it away a long time ago.

What, no electroshock?

Sounds like something Judge Judy would order.

Frii Wii!

Why would you buy a Wii for a child who is that bad?

Hey, they're offering to return it. Tremendous progress from the typical "We'll take your shiat, even if you're not arrested or never found guilty, and never give it back. Ever."

Now he's got MORE time on his hands. I'm all for innovative punishments but I don't think this is the answer. Manitoba justice means well but usually comes up short.

/Manitoban
//Not proud of it, just sayin'

Was it modded?

That kid sounds fat. I assume the other kids at school he punched said the same thing to him.

Judge deserves the HERO tag. Responsible adult (grandmother?) deserves the FAIL tag for not doing it herself.

FTA: disobeying a court order to stay away from school

Weird kid.

I bet that kid's parent(s) disciplined him with timeouts.

He needs to get laid by his PE teacher and get over his big bad self.

Why? Don't judges make enough to afford their own?

OgreMagi: Judge deserves the HERO tag. Responsible adult (grandmother?) deserves the FAIL tag for not doing it herself.

this

Either this is a pearoast, or it's something I'd previously read somewhere else some time ago. Either way, old news is old.

"I've never seen him enraged, I've never seen him upset. He's a 12-year-old who is generally quite scared."

Of course not. You were never around. Now you are. By court order.

This seems apropos.

/spent too much time on the Commodore
//wasn't a troublemaker

See, Nintendo? 3 years since release and people are STILL making fun of your console's stupid name.

Probably ought to take away his cell phone, his TV, and anything like that, too, the next time he screws up. Should have lost all that stuff already.

hitmanric: Now he's got MORE time on his hands. I'm all for innovative punishments but I don't think this is the answer. Manitoba justice means well but usually comes up short.

/Manitoban
//Not proud of it, just sayin'

Why aren't you proud of it? If you don't like it, leave.

DoktorSeven: See, Nintendo? 3 years since release and people are STILL making fun of your console's stupid name.

And with 50 million sold, they are crying in their money bins.

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