"According to the late star's skin doctor..." Sounds like a reliable source.

see here is the thing, where was all this "truth" when MJ was alive? now, that hes dead, he will make even more money for sony et al. it was just a misunderstanding, now go buy MJ memorabilia, music, and movies.

MePod: "According to the late star's skin spin doctor..." Sounds like a reliable source.

/this one wants to buy you flowers

I don't know, that still sounds pretty inappropriate to me.

Didn't he also admit to sleeping in bed with children every night? Yeah, fark him.

Didn't little boys also say he molested them and wanted to masturbate with them? Yeah - I think children should be seen and heard. And believed.

Fark you, Michael Jackson. I know it's not your fault you were f*cked up, but fer kreissakes. WTF were you thinking, you nut job?

The doctor tells TMZ.com that Michael liked to pee for an audience

"Dr. Klein insists Jackson did not molest the boy, and says the reason he could describe Jackson's genitals is because Jackson liked to pee in front of other people. Dr. Klein said Jackson thought it was funny. Klein says there were numerous times when Jackson would pee in the doctor's home - around groups of people, including children."


Yeah...still not feeling any guilt whatsoever, but thanks for asking, subby.

yea, im with AdolfOliverPanties

its just weirder now..

maybe someone needs to talk to some of the children that are around the doctor. He sounds as strange as Michael, and sure seemed to think that peeing in front of kids was a treat for the whole family

kkoch499: its just weirder now..

Surprisingly, this has not raised the level of his creepiness for me.

Jon Lajoie (new window, very NSFW lyrics) has something to say about this.

How do I feel?



I guess his attorneys weren't sure if he would

Klein says there were numerous times when Jackson would pee in the doctor's home

They peed on my farking rug, man!

So he's a different kind of perv than I thought. He's into pedo-water sports.

Yeah, I feel so ashamed, subby.

stingrza: I don't know, that still sounds pretty inappropriate to me.

this.

If MJ was into water sports, he should have restricted the age of his audience.

who whips their balls out when taking a piss?

Trik: who whips their balls out when taking a piss?

Shaft!

I can dig it.

GreenAdder: Trik: who whips their balls out when taking a piss?

Shaft!

He whipped out his shaft and took a piss? Balls!

Rubber Biscuit: He whipped out his shaft and took a piss? Balls!

I'm just talkin' about Shaft.

AdolfOliverPanties: The doctor tells TMZ.com that Michael liked to pee for an audience

"Dr. Klein insists Jackson did not molest the boy, and says the reason he could describe Jackson's genitals is because Jackson liked to pee in front of other people. Dr. Klein said Jackson thought it was funny. Klein says there were numerous times when Jackson would pee in the doctor's home - around groups of people, including children."


Yeah...still not feeling any guilt whatsoever, but thanks for asking, subby.



What a delightful thing to do for a lark. He's dead, yada yada yada but the guy was a first-class freak.

So if your innocent you pay 20 million and destroy your career with millions of families? Who was advising the guy, Satan?

See, here's the thing people: My brother and I called him weird when I was six years old and my brother was four years old. I'm 30 now, so for nearly a quarter of a century I've known the man was weird! But in the same breath we begged our parents to take us to EPCOT so we could see Captain EO.

Sure, the same Jackson who was a hypochondriac, slept in a hyperbaric chamber, and wore masks to keep germs out of his lungs enjoyed stepping outside for a quick pee when there were always at least 20 people staring at him. He also somehow didn't notice the kid standing close enough to get a nice long thorough look at his dick and balls. So thorough in fact that the police sketch artist who sketched the picture of Jackson's nutsack for the prosecution said he felt like he had grown up next door, knowing Jackson's velvety yam bag intimately from a very young age. Never mind the fact that he routinely slept with the kids at his house. This Doc's story seems legit.

GreenAdder:
I'm just talkin' about Shaft.

Shut cho mouff.