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Kirstie Alley is set to star in reality series about her efforts to lose weight. Tentative title: The Kobayashi Shamu



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ucster
2009-11-03 08:21:25 PM


Hey, I get it. Like the Kobyashi Maru from the Star Trek movie she was in. Wasn't she hot back then?

 
dj_bigbird
2009-11-03 08:27:35 PM


ucster: Hey, I get it. Like the Kobyashi Maru from the Star Trek movie she was in. Wasn't she hot back then?

Yes. And for the record, I was in 8th grade back then. It's been THAT LONG since she was hawt.

 
GraysonAC
2009-11-03 08:32:09 PM


Win subby. Absolute win.

/I'd still hit it

 
LandStander
2009-11-03 08:32:43 PM


Ok subby, that's funny.

 
platkat
2009-11-03 08:36:10 PM


She already televised her failed weight-loss attempts in the form of Jenny Craig commercials.

 
AdolfOliverPanties
2009-11-03 08:58:16 PM


Yuck. This:
aslcdn.celebuzz.com

is when she thinks she looks great.

 
bubbaprog
2009-11-03 09:10:06 PM


Prepare for televised brainwashing courtesy the cult of Scientology.

 
me texan
2009-11-03 09:20:24 PM


AdolfOliverPanties: Yuck. This: is when she thinks she looks great.

If she looks like that and is knocking on your door, do me a favor and give her my address then.

 
jaynleng
2009-11-03 09:41:50 PM


yea subby!

*snort*

 
Taleya
2009-11-03 09:47:14 PM


ucster
Hey, I get it. Like the Kobyashi Maru from the Star Trek movie she was in. Wasn't she hot back then?

Pff. Robin Curtis' Saavik was way hotter.

 
Majick Thise
2009-11-03 10:02:09 PM


Taleya: Pff. Robin Curtis' Saavik was way hotter.

Hotter is according to your preferences, I disagree. But I think it goes without saying that Alley was a far better actress. Curtis couldn't act the part of a dead woman without screwing it up

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2009-11-03 10:06:04 PM


I KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN't watch that.

 
PacManDreaming
2009-11-03 10:12:20 PM


GraysonAC: I'd still hit it

You know what happens when a smaller mass strikes a much larger mass, right?

 
The English Major
2009-11-03 10:23:20 PM


Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN't watch that.

But it's the Genesis of new television.

/Marcus up for a +1

 
mamoru
2009-11-03 10:25:09 PM


ucster: Hey, I get it. Like the Kobyashi Maru from the Star Trek movie she was in. Wasn't she hot back then?

Yes, and remember, the Kobayashi Maru was meant to be a no-win situation. So, yeah, the parallels are astonishing. ;)

 
MuadDib
2009-11-03 10:31:49 PM


mamoru: ucster: Hey, I get it. Like the Kobyashi Maru from the Star Trek movie she was in. Wasn't she hot back then?

Yes, and remember, the Kobayashi Maru was meant to be a no-win situation. So, yeah, the parallels are astonishing. ;)


That was the idea.

Thanks, all!

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2009-11-03 10:42:17 PM


The English Major: But it's the Genesis of new television.

No Bones about it.

 
The English Major
2009-11-03 10:45:39 PM


Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The English Major: But it's the Genesis of new television.

No Bones about it.


Maybe in the next film, Abrams can have the Enterprise crew come back in time and save humanity by rescuing Kirstie Alley.

 
MtHammer
2009-11-03 10:53:02 PM


She clearly seems to have forgotten that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the view, or the one. Logic, therefore, dictates that the show be axed.

 
AirForceVet
2009-11-03 11:02:37 PM


If she quit playing with her E-meter all the time and walked long distances, she'd do a lot better.

 
mamoru
2009-11-03 11:02:54 PM


MuadDib: mamoru: ucster: Hey, I get it. Like the Kobyashi Maru from the Star Trek movie she was in. Wasn't she hot back then?

Yes, and remember, the Kobayashi Maru was meant to be a no-win situation. So, yeah, the parallels are astonishing. ;)

That was the idea.

Thanks, all!


But I don't believe in the no-win scena---

*takes a look at Kirstie Alley*

Errr... nevermind.

 
RoyBatty
2009-11-03 11:07:44 PM


Thank you subby.

 
Fano
2009-11-03 11:13:35 PM


cdn.holytaco.com

Poor Kirstie Alley.

 
The_Time_Master
2009-11-03 11:16:41 PM


x9c.xanga.com

Buried under the fat...

 
solitary
2009-11-03 11:22:37 PM


I thought scientology was supposed to cure all bodily ills? Shouldn't she be perfect if she's a clear?

 
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