Hey, I get it. Like the Kobyashi Maru from the Star Trek movie she was in. Wasn't she hot back then?

ucster: Hey, I get it. Like the Kobyashi Maru from the Star Trek movie she was in. Wasn't she hot back then?

Yes. And for the record, I was in 8th grade back then. It's been THAT LONG since she was hawt.

Win subby. Absolute win.

/I'd still hit it

Ok subby, that's funny.

She already televised her failed weight-loss attempts in the form of Jenny Craig commercials.

Yuck. This:


is when she thinks she looks great.

Prepare for televised brainwashing courtesy the cult of Scientology.

AdolfOliverPanties: Yuck. This: is when she thinks she looks great.

If she looks like that and is knocking on your door, do me a favor and give her my address then.

yea subby!

*snort*

ucster
Hey, I get it. Like the Kobyashi Maru from the Star Trek movie she was in. Wasn't she hot back then?

Pff. Robin Curtis' Saavik was way hotter.

Taleya: Pff. Robin Curtis' Saavik was way hotter.

Hotter is according to your preferences, I disagree. But I think it goes without saying that Alley was a far better actress. Curtis couldn't act the part of a dead woman without screwing it up

I KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN't watch that.

GraysonAC: I'd still hit it

You know what happens when a smaller mass strikes a much larger mass, right?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN't watch that.

But it's the Genesis of new television.

/Marcus up for a +1

ucster: Hey, I get it. Like the Kobyashi Maru from the Star Trek movie she was in. Wasn't she hot back then?

Yes, and remember, the Kobayashi Maru was meant to be a no-win situation. So, yeah, the parallels are astonishing. ;)

mamoru: ucster: Hey, I get it. Like the Kobyashi Maru from the Star Trek movie she was in. Wasn't she hot back then?

Yes, and remember, the Kobayashi Maru was meant to be a no-win situation. So, yeah, the parallels are astonishing. ;)

That was the idea.

Thanks, all!

The English Major: But it's the Genesis of new television.

No Bones about it.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The English Major: But it's the Genesis of new television.

No Bones about it.

Maybe in the next film, Abrams can have the Enterprise crew come back in time and save humanity by rescuing Kirstie Alley.

She clearly seems to have forgotten that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the view, or the one. Logic, therefore, dictates that the show be axed.

If she quit playing with her E-meter all the time and walked long distances, she'd do a lot better.

MuadDib: mamoru: ucster: Hey, I get it. Like the Kobyashi Maru from the Star Trek movie she was in. Wasn't she hot back then?

Yes, and remember, the Kobayashi Maru was meant to be a no-win situation. So, yeah, the parallels are astonishing. ;)

That was the idea.

Thanks, all!

But I don't believe in the no-win scena---

*takes a look at Kirstie Alley*

Errr... nevermind.

Thank you subby.

Poor Kirstie Alley.

Buried under the fat...

I thought scientology was supposed to cure all bodily ills? Shouldn't she be perfect if she's a clear?

The purpose is to experience fear,
fear in the face of certain death

In other words Kirstie Alley in the reverse cowgirl position

golf clap

She's one of the more rabid scientologist
that said
I'd rather watch a beached whale slowly rot that help her make money

Want

fk you WHALE!!!

The_Time_Master: Buried under the fat...

Your name is very appropriate.

I LOLed at the headline.

cliff: "hey uh norm, whose the elephant who strolled into the bar?"

norm: "well, cliffy that there is Rebecca."

cliff: "no way.."

norm: "yes indeedy"

cliff: "well looks who got a shot now"

I'm starting to feel really bad for her

ucster: Hey, I get it. Like the Kobyashi Maru from the Star Trek movie she was in. Wasn't she hot back then?


Yeah, pretty much:

subby gets +2 for headline

The most sad part of all of this is the way she dove straight in, headfirst, into being fat. That kind of arrogant fat that derides women who aren't fat, and mocks people for not thinking that the morbidly obese are sexy. Her husband got out when she could still see her toes.

Wow, subby, you could host the Jay Leno show.

She'll be replaced by Kim Catrall in the sixth episode.

The English Major: She'll be replaced by Kim Catrall in the sixth episode.

Different Character.

Robin Curtis replaced Kirstie Alley as Saavik for Trek 3 and 4, and Kim Catrall was Valeris in Trek 6.

Originally, the character was going to be Saavik, but Gene Roddenberry biatched, saying that fans would be pissed off if Saavik were to become a traitor.

But they never did address what happened to Saavik and Spock's child from their wild night of Pon Farr on the Genesis Planet.

/as this post proves, I really need to get laid. Would even take modern Kirstie Alley at this point.

FirstNationalBastard: The English Major: She'll be replaced by Kim Catrall in the sixth episode.

Different Character.

Robin Curtis replaced Kirstie Alley as Saavik for Trek 3 and 4, and Kim Catrall was Valeris in Trek 6.

Originally, the character was going to be Saavik, but Gene Roddenberry biatched, saying that fans would be pissed off if Saavik were to become a traitor.

But they never did address what happened to Saavik and Spock's child from their wild night of Pon Farr on the Genesis Planet.

/as this post proves, I really need to get laid. Would even take modern Kirstie Alley at this point.

Spock married Saavik in the novels.
I forgot about Robin Curtis, dammit.
Thank you for correcting me.

I bet I'm the only one who thought subby was making a The Usual Suspects reference.

/I fail
//Subby wins

The English Major:
Spock married Saavik in the novels.
I forgot about Robin Curtis, dammit.
Thank you for correcting me.

That's what geeks are for.

I thought I remembered Spock and Saavik getting married in the novels, but nothing ever happened onscreen. And never will now, I guess, in this plastic fantastic nu-Trek era.

PacManDreaming: GraysonAC: I'd still hit it

You know what happens when a smaller mass strikes a much larger mass, right?

Humor... it is a difficult concept.

//Awesome headline, subby.

The English Major: Spock married Saavik in the novels.
I forgot about Robin Curtis, dammit.
Thank you for correcting me.

Spoke MARRIED Saavik?

Bit of an age gap there, I think.

/has too many Trek books already, but most date from the early 90's.

Alphax: The English Major: Spock married Saavik in the novels.
I forgot about Robin Curtis, dammit.
Thank you for correcting me.

Spoke MARRIED Saavik?

Bit of an age gap there, I think.

/has too many Trek books already, but most date from the early 90's.

Since Vulcans live for hundreds of years not so much a problem.

The English Major: Maybe in the next film, Abrams can have the Enterprise crew come back in time and save humanity by rescuing Kirstie Alley.

It'll actually be a reworking. They'll have to go back in time and bring her back to the present.

/Cap'n.... der be WHALES!!!

she's 57? that file photo was 2007?

whatever weight, she looks pretty awesome for 55 there.

Oh well done, Subby!

Bravo, subby! Bravo!

I would take my hat off to you, if I was wearing a hat.