I think Real Doll is missing out on the whole necrophiliac market here.

That thing is awesome and creepy. I wonder how detailed it is, organs and all.

When's the female version come out? I have some uncanny valleys to explore.

I think Real Doll is missing out on the whole necrophiliac market here.

No. No, I suspect they've got a lot of that market already.


I do like the idea of an 'almost human' cadaver dummy. I mean, what better practice for apprentice MEs?

'There's a dead guy in here! And, honestly, I'm kinda glad he's dead, because he's creeping me out.'

Cagey B: When's the female version come out? I have some uncanny valleys to explore.

And you alone will cause the deaths of ten thousand kittens.

do not want

FTA: "Chief Training Officer for the Orange County Sheriff Coroner, Richard Rodriguez puts the old and the new dummy together for comparison purposes. He said that the new dummy, "Manny" was much more flexible."

Ewwwwwwww.

We can play "Mr. Highway" with him!

Bow-chicka-bow-wow!

"There's all types of things we can use him for."

Yeah. Like f_____ him in the ass? lol

With a realistic wifebeater and drool going down his shirt, he's sure to be hit in middle america!

Fano: We can play "Mr. Highway" with him!

Great movie.

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Necro Nancy?

Halloween at the Orange County Sheriff's Department is gonna be great next year.

Anyone ever read Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk?

I'm suddenly having flashbacks of Chuck Palaniuks "Haunted"

Came in for the Real Doll^TM reference and was done in one.

/how's that for mixed cliche's
//oops I did it again

Somaticasual: With a realistic wifebeater and drool going down his shirt, he's sure to be hit in middle america!

Texas?

Why does it look so surprised?

I wonder if anyone brought up Chuck Palaniuk's Haunted

All my Pin fantasies can finally be realized.

Smarter than a Freeper.

/and hung better

Sheriff officials purchased the mannequin using a grant from the Commission on Peace Officer Standards and Training

ComPOST?

I thought his name was Nax (new window).

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Gorgor...in a a thread dealing with dead bodies, dummies and necrophilia?

Yup, not happening

BesiktasBoy83
"There's all types of things we can use him for."

Yeah. Like f_____ him in the ass? lol

Do you know how I know your gay

I can think of a few things

Until they get it to smell and purge like a real body, it won't be all that helpful in my opinion.

Still, it's better than the plastic mannequin thing they have next to it.

/Autopsies are the best training.

NeuroticRocker: I think Real Doll is missing out on the whole necrophiliac market here.

That thing is awesome and creepy. I wonder how detailed it is, organs and all.

I see what you did there.

Rodent of unusual size: BesiktasBoy83
"There's all types of things we can use him for."

Yeah. Like f_____ him in the ass? lol

Do you know how I know your gay

No I'm not my friend, just making a joke.

I read this book where dudes mouth farked a cpr dummy but I can't remember the title or the author.

Dummies who look almost human? We already have a Joan Rivers.

New dummy is also fat. None of the old, semi-realistic dummies are ever fat. Skinny people don't die. Well, Michael Jackson is an exception.

BesiktasBoy83
Rodent of unusual size: BesiktasBoy83
"There's all types of things we can use him for."

Yeah. Like f_____ him in the ass? lol

Do you know how I know your gay

No I'm not my friend, just making a joke.

Was only keeding.

"co ro ner's"

What's up with this latest fo nt.
Only got the free demo versio n fro m Fo nts-R-Us Drew?

Need five bucks that badly?

Rozinante: New dummy is also fat. None of the old, semi-realistic dummies are ever fat. Skinny people don't die. Well, Michael Jackson is an exception.

Damn, I came into this thread to specifically say that this would have been Jackson's alternate career choice.

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Gorgor...in a a thread dealing with dead bodies, dummies and necrophilia?

Yup, not happening

I was feeling lucky, and it was really funny this time, and not terribly disturbing, and a cartoon!

Caption from the last photo, edited by the Department of Redundancy Department:

"The new life-like dummy is very life-like..."

No one tell Director Denial about the new plan!

Pardon me for saying so, but it seems to me the last thing you'd want in a coroner's training mannequin is for it to be "life-like". More like "horrible-accidental-death-with-two-weeks-of-decay-like" would be more appropriate.

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Follow up: Man found dead on hospital gurney was thought to be practice "doll" by staff

"OMG, ... he's still breathing!!!"
/image is hot, unlike Manny

Fully functional ... in every way.

That Chuck Palahniuk book has been sitting in my bathroom for months. I s'pose it's time to read it.

All i could think of

Biness: All i could think of

You accidentally your post.

Rozinante: New dummy is also fat. None of the old, semi-realistic dummies are ever fat. Skinny people don't die. Well, Michael Jackson is an exception.