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(Some Sumo Biker) Spiffy Best picture you'll see all day of Sumo Wrestlers on bikes   (wtsp.com) divider line 55
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Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 04:14:48 PM  
If someone had a picture that was in focus, and had a better angle on the riders, that would be the 2nd best picture.
Who the hell is responsible for putting up these terrible images?

 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 04:22:44 PM  
www.virginmedia.com

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 05:26:10 PM  
What a real sumo on a bike may look like

img1.photographersdirect.com

 
kittyhas1000legs 2009-11-03 05:45:00 PM  
they're not real. fail.

/neither are you.

 
I am Ahab 2009-11-03 05:46:16 PM  
Best Worst picture link you'll see click all day of Sumo Wrestlers on bikes

 
gorgor 2009-11-03 05:47:29 PM  
whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yfb6u3z
(copy and paste, NSFW)

 
JJR 2009-11-03 05:47:42 PM  
Spiff this

 
Ika7734 2009-11-03 05:48:04 PM  
veedeevadeevoodee

Thanks for that... I want to ride my bicycle with some fat bottom girls.

 
Ambitwistor 2009-11-03 05:48:43 PM  
www.thesneeze.com

 
oakwolf 2009-11-03 05:51:20 PM  
Here's a different picture (new window) that makes Subby's at least the second best.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-11-03 05:51:25 PM  
No Famiy Guy fat guys on bikes pics?

 
wet_dream 2009-11-03 05:51:45 PM  
blogs.dixcdn.com

 
bongmiester [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 05:52:27 PM  
gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yfb6u3z
(copy and paste, NSFW)


that made me fart and laugh at the same time - at work.

 
Badmonkey82009 2009-11-03 05:53:54 PM  
I will never say I want to be a bicycle seat again.

 
End_Of_Line 2009-11-03 05:54:12 PM  
gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yfb6u3z
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Every time you post I tell myself not to look. But then I do, and I usually laugh.
That was kind of gross though.

 
utardsRock 2009-11-03 05:54:50 PM  
lame...

 
Phil Herup 2009-11-03 05:56:58 PM  
I'll bet they sound fat

 
FalloutBoy [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 05:57:20 PM  
How did that get a greenlight? Has there ever been a fat man who could ride a unicycle? I have yet to see it.

 
gorgor 2009-11-03 05:57:35 PM  
bongmiester: gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yfb6u3z
(copy and paste, NSFW)

that made me fart and laugh at the same time - at work.


Awesome!
I just did that on purpose.
In the fan.

 
Nakito 2009-11-03 05:58:14 PM  
Frames must be Schwinns. Fillet-brazed chrome-molybdenum Schwinns.

Pre-1978, of course.

 
dishmosher 2009-11-03 05:58:56 PM  
I am Ahab: Best Worst picture link you'll see click all day of Sumo Wrestlers on bikes

FTFY

 
gorgor 2009-11-03 06:00:21 PM  
End_Of_Line: Every time you post I tell myself not to look. But then I do, and I usually laugh.
That was kind of gross though.


Could be worse.
http://tinyurl.com/yhgw2fy
(copy and paste)
/or not

 
Torgo 2009-11-03 06:02:09 PM  
1. They're not real sumo. Boo.

2. The picture itself sucks.

3. "Biker"= Harley rider, "cyclist"= bicycle rider.

0.0

 
albuquerquehalsey 2009-11-03 06:02:14 PM  
"burn that seat."

 
End_Of_Line 2009-11-03 06:02:37 PM  
gorgor: End_Of_Line: Every time you post I tell myself not to look. But then I do, and I usually laugh.
That was kind of gross though.

Could be worse.
http://tinyurl.com/yhgw2fy
(copy and paste)
/or not


Now that is comedy. You sir are one (sick) genius.

 
deathbunny32 2009-11-03 06:03:09 PM  
Can Midgets ride those little minimotorcycles like a normal man rides a normal motorcycle? I have to admit, I've always wanted to see a midget riding a minibike, but the internet has failed me.

 
Dunlap Broadside 2009-11-03 06:03:39 PM  
Fake - I can seez teh pixellations OMG

 
thisispete [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 06:04:05 PM  
veedeevadeevoodee

I came for the Queen reference and I leave satisfied.

 
utardsRock 2009-11-03 06:04:22 PM  
There are MUCH better stories in Utardville to greenlight than this shiat... (IMHO)

 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 06:10:17 PM  
Wedgie! (new window)

 
kiteless 2009-11-03 06:13:14 PM  
Its not subby's fault for this. Subby's don't greenlight shiat, shiatty greenlighters greenlight shiat.

 
jomyke 2009-11-03 06:13:22 PM  
Ambitwistor

Bold because my damn quote button is farked for whoknowswhy reason.

I looked at that photo and realized that it was 1) very familiar to me, 2) I have not seen it since I was a child.

a few seconds of pondering and I realized that I saw it in a Guinness Book of World Records - probably an early 80's edition.

maybe for worlds heaviest twins?

//why on earth I suddenly remember/was sure of that......
//the brain is a weird thing.
//cool story bro/

 
kiteless 2009-11-03 06:16:18 PM  
Torgo:
3. "Biker"= Harley rider, "cyclist"= bicycle rider.


Motorcycle -> Does not contain the word bike.
Bicycle -> Is where the abbreviation bike came from.

Makes just as much sense to call a Harley rider a cyclist and a bicycle rider a biker.

 
Cervantes3773 2009-11-03 06:19:18 PM  
jomyke: ...my damn quote button is farked for whoknowswhy reason.

Your quote button is fine, you just can't quote pictures.

Also, subby, that pic is lame.

 
yakmans_dad 2009-11-03 06:20:54 PM  
cheeky.

 
Stonerbloopers 2009-11-03 06:26:39 PM  
I clicked to be disgusted, and was terribly disappointed, so I came here to biatch about it, but gorgor saved the day!

Thanks Gorgor!

/loves the commas

 
Taima [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 06:30:34 PM  
i63.photobucket.com

 
jomyke 2009-11-03 06:34:20 PM  
Cervantes3773: jomyke: ...my damn quote button is farked for whoknowswhy reason.

Your quote button is fine, you just can't quote pictures.

Also, subby, that pic is lame.



DUDE. you totally fixed my quote button.
sweeet.

/live and learn

 
Ambitwistor 2009-11-03 06:50:28 PM  
jomyke:

Yes, those were the McGuire twins, the world's heaviest.

 
misanthropologist 2009-11-03 06:51:50 PM  
kiteless: Its not subby's fault for this. Subby's don't greenlight shiat, shiatty greenlighters greenlight shiat.

Subby's got to be at least partly to blame. Not being a TFer (anymore), and thus not seeing what's submitted and redlit, I assume the bar is higher than this. Apparently it's not, and we should all be submitting crap stories with lame headlines.

 
Rodent of unusual size 2009-11-03 06:53:53 PM  
FOR SALE
Used pair of eyes. Need repair. Best offer.

 
hopscotch 2009-11-03 07:09:00 PM  
I think I'm going blind.I have very sensitive eyes, don't you know.
I should have been warned. NSFEYES

/It's too late now.
//Where do I apply for disability?

 
saneyman 2009-11-03 07:15:16 PM  
im dissapointed. I was hoping to see the worlds largest bicycle seat...

 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 07:22:17 PM  
saneyman: im dissapointed. I was hoping to see the worlds largest bicycle seat...

Can't find that. But... I did find a bike seat for people with hemorrhoids!

webpages.charter.net

 
Airfoilsguy [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 07:48:21 PM  
Torgo: 1. They're not real sumo. Boo.

2. The picture itself sucks.

3. "Biker"= Harley rider, "cyclist"= bicycle rider.

0.0


This

-1

 
DPSturm 2009-11-03 08:01:36 PM  
Nakito: Frames must be Schwinns. Fillet-brazed chrome-molybdenum Schwinns.

Pre-1978, of course.


can u see those guys on Krate bikes?

 
DPSturm 2009-11-03 08:04:22 PM  
jomyke: Ambitwistor

Bold because my damn quote button is farked for whoknowswhy reason.

I looked at that photo and realized that it was 1) very familiar to me, 2) I have not seen it since I was a child.

a few seconds of pondering and I realized that I saw it in a Guinness Book of World Records - probably an early 80's edition.

maybe for worlds heaviest twins?

//why on earth I suddenly remember/was sure of that......
//the brain is a weird thing.
//cool story bro/


youre right on. thats where i saw it too

 
itazurakko [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 08:32:02 PM  
WhyteRaven74: What a real sumo on a bike may look like

Thank you.

 
Bronzed War God 2009-11-03 09:29:37 PM  
Airfoilsguy: Torgo: 1. They're not real sumo. Boo.

2. The picture itself sucks.

3. "Biker"= Harley rider, "cyclist"= bicycle rider.

0.0

This

-1


I agree that "biker" is not "cyclist." However (and I have no idea why I'm defending subby), he did say "... on bikes" which was accurate.

 
Mmmm_Hogfat 2009-11-03 09:33:52 PM  
bobkestrut.com

These guys were my cousins.

/Never met them, though

 
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