Security just satin their chairs while it happened.

"This is a lingerie store"

"Well just a pair of panties, then"

jaylectricity: Security just satin their chairs while it happened.

satin in their chairs?
/cool story bra

The sheer excitement of it all.

Giggity goo.

Well if the robbers have sticky fingers, that means the panties were at least used before being placed on display.

I don't think I want to shop there.

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Crooks gave 'em the slip.

those outfits were asking for it, they're so slutty.

skeet skeet!

I've been championing a movement to get people to pronounce lingerie as ling-a-ree.

Please help spread this pronunciation.

/Also working to "correct" the way people say quesadilla, chihuahua and Favre

I was going to post a cool picture of the Stones' album cover, but Photobucket is treating me badly right now.

How droll.

Sticky fingers?
Are they stealing from the "used" section?

$4,242 dollars worth of boobie holsters...

Wanted for questioning.

This case smells fishy.

Bet they left skid marks.

utardsRock: $4,242 dollars worth of boobie holsters...

Nope... just $1060 of boobie holsters. Like amounts of over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders, flopper stoppers, and double barreled slingshots were also taken.

I paid a pretty penny do get an original copy with a real zipper.
Then it was stolen.

I made a note not to buy nice things when living with 3 other guys right after college.

Squirt trifecta in play ?

robburrito: Bet they left skid marks.

i wasnt sure this was fark, until i saw this...

rFarke: jaylectricity: Security just satin their chairs while it happened.

satin in their chairs?
/cool story bra

Satin in their chairs? Isn't that redundant?

"From what I hear it's Ireland's largest lingerie section"

NickGXZ: Wanted for questioning.

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