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(AP) Obvious Obama: "Corruption must end in Afghanistan." Holy crap, if that works someone should give him a prize   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 207
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The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:26:46 PM  
I LOLed

 
jehovahs witness protection [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:29:29 PM  
Obama: "Corruption must end in Afghanistan congress." Holy crap, if that works someone should give him a prize

FTFY

NOBEL of me wasn't it?

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:29:30 PM  
patdollard.com

GTFO

 
GomezAdams [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:33:43 PM  
jehovahs witness protection
Obama: "Corruption must end in Afghanistan congress Washington." Holy crap, if that works someone should give him a prize

FTFY

NOBEL of me wasn't it?

FYFTFY

 
Racht [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 02:07:58 PM  
+1

 
EdNortonsTwin 2009-11-03 02:31:15 PM  
I don't see any reason why he can't just have the prize now.

 
cookereh 2009-11-03 02:33:01 PM  
Bring the boys home. Enough already.

 
StrikitRich 2009-11-03 02:33:38 PM  
EdNortonsTwin: I don't see any reason why he can't just have the prize now.

A Boobie Prize, maybe.

 
StoneyBologna 2009-11-03 02:34:07 PM  
Why the hell are we so involved in the other side of the world? What the fark.

 
Nick Nostril 2009-11-03 02:35:53 PM  
jehovahs witness protection: Obama: "Corruption must end in Afghanistan congress." Holy crap, if that works someone should give him a prize

FTFY

NOBEL of me wasn't it?


This.

Maybe they can start small with Afghanistan, then work on the good old USA. Start with Congress, then the Fed, then Wall Street, then the mirror.

/And don't get your undies in a bunch
//if it was Gee-Dub who said it, I'd say the same thing, maybe double so

 
pkellmey 2009-11-03 02:36:24 PM  
StoneyBologna: Why the hell are we so involved in the other side of the world? What the fark.

Think of it as a world wide HOA.

 
charkocu 2009-11-03 02:37:02 PM  
StoneyBologna: Why the hell are we so involved in the other side of the world? What the fark.

Military Industrial Complex. That sure is some "Hope" and "Change", eh?

 
Xenomech 2009-11-03 02:37:04 PM  
Why don't you start at home, eh, big guy?

 
Jesterling 2009-11-03 02:37:15 PM  
StoneyBologna: Why the hell are we so involved in the other side of the world? What the fark.

TEH FREEDOMS!1!!

 
ronaprhys 2009-11-03 02:37:34 PM  
StoneyBologna: Why the hell are we so involved in the other side of the world? What the fark.

You sound fat.

 
Kanemano 2009-11-03 02:38:17 PM  
StoneyBologna: Why the hell are we so involved in the other side of the world? What the fark.

Failed states, give harbor and support to radical organizations that may attack innocent civilians, some of those civilians may even be American.

 
GoodasGold 2009-11-03 02:38:27 PM  
Karzai out. Hillary in!

2 problems solved for Obama. And one solved for Bill too.

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 02:39:00 PM  
www.voanews.com

Me? Corrupt?

Sheeeeeiiiiiiit!

 
Dumbear 2009-11-03 02:39:24 PM  
Nick Nostril: Maybe they can start small with Afghanistan, then work on the good old USA. Start with Congress, then the Fed, then Wall Street, then the mirror.

...YEEAAARRRRGRGGRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

/+1 subby, me likey

 
EdNortonsTwin 2009-11-03 02:39:26 PM  
StrikitRich: EdNortonsTwin: I don't see any reason why he can't just have the prize now.

A Boobie Prize, maybe.


thm-a02.yimg.com

I heard you can stuff um...just like a beaver.

 
Nick Nostril 2009-11-03 02:39:34 PM  
StoneyBologna: Why the hell are we so involved in the other side of the world? What the fark.

Pretty sure that this guy....

img193.imageshack.us

... had some insight into why we do these things. Maybe even warned us about it.

/But, he was a Republitard, what did he know?

 
TheJoeY 2009-11-03 02:39:39 PM  
If Afghanistan is too corrupt to take control of their own country and jerks our chain about it, screw 'em.

imotbqh

 
Tom_Neyman 2009-11-03 02:39:40 PM  
Jimmy Carter already did that.

 
imgod2u [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 02:40:01 PM  
StoneyBologna: Why the hell are we so involved in the other side of the world? What the fark.

legendinprogress.files.wordpress.com

 
wet_dream 2009-11-03 02:40:21 PM  
Oh, I see his plan. He's just starting off easy. First he solves all the corruption in Afghanistan -- That should be pretty easy.

Then he will work on cleaning up all the corruption in Washington. Now that shait is gonna be hard!

 
RamblinReck89 2009-11-03 02:41:03 PM  
He was later quoted telling Israelis and Palestinians to knock it off, as well as urging Africa to stop having AIDS

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 02:41:03 PM  
Xenomech: Why don't you start at home, eh, big guy?

Yeah, ACORN's corruption has cost the American taxpayer $12.

Afghanistan has cost $100 billion, at least.


Lets start at home though.

 
Pants full of macaroni!! 2009-11-03 02:41:18 PM  
Jesterling: StoneyBologna: Why the hell are we so involved in the other side of the world? What the fark.

TEH FREEDOMS!1!!


But Obama HATES freedom!

img.photobucket.com

 
TheJoeY 2009-11-03 02:41:33 PM  
wet_dream: Oh, I see his plan. He's just starting off easy. First he solves all the corruption in Afghanistan -- That should be pretty easy.

Then he will work on cleaning up all the corruption in Washington. Now that shait is gonna be hard!


Well of course DC'll be harder to clean up; He can't just move troops into the Capitol.

 
Shrinkwrap 2009-11-03 02:41:55 PM  
I've got it- Figure out how many people are in Afghanistan. Then assign one US soldier to personally watch one Afghani so there's a 1:1 ratio of troops to Afganis. When an Afgani starts to get out of line and cook up some terrorism, the soldier hits with with a stick.

Corruption ended!

 
wet_dream 2009-11-03 02:42:43 PM  
vernonFL: Xenomech: Why don't you start at home, eh, big guy?

Yeah, ACORN's corruption has cost the American taxpayer $12 $10 Trillion in BS Spending.

Afghanistan has cost $100 billion, at least.


Lets start at home though.


FTFY

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-11-03 02:42:45 PM  
StoneyBologna: Why the hell are we so involved in the other side of the world? What the fark.

I'm pretty sure Rudy Giuliani could clue you in...

 
RockIsDead 2009-11-03 02:42:51 PM  
He'll stop it there just like he did in Chicago.

 
pkellmey 2009-11-03 02:42:55 PM  
TheJoeY: Well of course DC'll be harder to clean up; He can't just move troops into the Capitol.

Well, not yet at least.

 
Triumph 2009-11-03 02:43:01 PM  
Well, he did pull off the beer summit with flying colors.

 
ronaprhys 2009-11-03 02:43:10 PM  
TheJoeY: wet_dream: Oh, I see his plan. He's just starting off easy. First he solves all the corruption in Afghanistan -- That should be pretty easy.

Then he will work on cleaning up all the corruption in Washington. Now that shait is gonna be hard!

Well of course DC'll be harder to clean up; He can't just move troops into the Capitol.


He probably could. If they started shooting folks in Congress, there wouldn't be any real uprising from the populace. Lib and Con would like join hands and sing campfire songs of rejoicing over that.

 
beal99 2009-11-03 02:43:13 PM  
there is also corruption in Chicago, we've seen how well that has "ended"

 
gtomako 2009-11-03 02:43:46 PM  
He readily accepts the fraudulent election of this guy but rains fire and brimstone on Honduras who followed their constitution to remove one of his socialist buddies.

Ah Obama. He is so transparent that nobody believes what they're actually seeing.

 
Kazan 2009-11-03 02:43:47 PM  
Nick Nostril:

/But, he was a Republitard, what did he know?


i'm at work so i have images disabled.. i assume that was a picture of Eisenhower

Eisenhower, by today's standards, is not a republican. The perception of center has shifted rightward dangerously so in the last 30 or so years.

Eisenhower would be called a socialist communist america hating hitler these days.

 
EdNortonsTwin 2009-11-03 02:44:33 PM  
If someone is going to control the "spice" trade it may as well be us coz we have the moral HIGHground. Plus it pays for stuff.

 
Kazan 2009-11-03 02:45:04 PM  
wet_dream: v
Yeah, ACORN's corruption has cost the American taxpayer $$10 Trillion in BS Spending.


[CITATION NEEDED]


/but not expected
//cause you aren't going to possibly find one to support that load of horse feces

 
wet_dream 2009-11-03 02:45:16 PM  
pkellmey: TheJoeY: Well of course DC'll be harder to clean up; He can't just move troops into the Capitol.

Well, not yet at least.


On the issues of whether or not to move troops into the capital

I Vote Present!

 
Pastor M 2009-11-03 02:46:04 PM  
Kanemano: Failed states, give harbor and support to radical organizations that may attack innocent civilians, some of those civilians may even be American.

And American should be able to excercise their god given right to travel anywhere in the world without being threatened. Even if it means bombing innocent people collateral damage.

 
wet_dream 2009-11-03 02:47:42 PM  
Kazan: wet_dream: v
Yeah, ACORN's corruption has cost the American taxpayer $$10 Trillion in BS Spending.


[CITATION NEEDED]


/but not expected
//cause you aren't going to possibly find one to support that load of horse feces


Come on, ACORN's corruption allowed Obama to get elected to every office he has ever held. Now he's spending Trillions of dollars.

Now go find a calculator and do the math.

 
LOCNAR69 2009-11-03 02:48:28 PM  
suprised he said it without a teleprompter--maybe instead of saying what should be done

he should farking DO something--that asshole has done nothing in 10 months--absolutely farking nothing!

 
wet_dream 2009-11-03 02:48:55 PM  
wet_dream: Now go find a calculator and do the math.

and in case you missed it, I was insulting your intellengence.

 
Kazan 2009-11-03 02:49:10 PM  
wet_dream: Kazan: wet_dream: v
Yeah, ACORN's corruption has cost the American taxpayer $$10 Trillion in BS Spending.



Come on, ACORN's corruption allowed Obama to get elected to every office he has ever held. Now he's spending Trillions of dollars.

Now go find a calculator and do the math.



[CITATION NEEDED]


/but not expected
//cause you aren't going to possibly find one to support that even bigger load of horse feces
///you obviously are either a troll, or hopelessly brainfarked

 
Pro Zack [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 02:49:12 PM  
O is for Obvious.

 
Kazan 2009-11-03 02:50:14 PM  
wet_dream: wet_dream: Now go find a calculator and do the math.

and in case you missed it, I was insulting your intellengence.


Attempts to insult my intelligence don't have much effect when they're coming from someone WITH NO INTELLIGENCE WHAT SO EVER

/you're a farking retard
//do the human race a favor... DIAF

 
ronaprhys 2009-11-03 02:51:01 PM  
Kazan: Eisenhower, by today's standards, is not a republican. The perception of center has shifted rightward dangerously so in the last 30 or so years.

Eisenhower would be called a socialist communist america hating hitler these days.


I'm not so sure that's the case. It'd be interesting to see your comparison of values from then and now to prove this.

 
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