I lol'd at the headline subby.

Satanic verses has nothing on this.

+1 subby

Next week: ESCAPING CAMEL MAY POSSIBLY CONTAIN MIRACLE CHILD.

/Miracle child found hiding in box

Are they sure that's a verse from the Koran? Maybe the baby landed on a really, really hot bottle of Coke.

But what did the baby taste like? Was the flavor different from that of other babies?

See this is better than your crummy hard to see Virgin Marys (Virgin Maries? Virgins Mary?) Totally not faked either, how could they fake something like that, just not possible I tell you.

Sell it on ebay.

That's nothing, we gotta newborn in Alabama where the Mawma is carving finding the Word of Our Lord in RED on the skin with a razor blade miraculously one Verse at time! By the time he's ten, the miracle of the New Testament will be complete! Suck on that Heathern Muslins!

Gods have been using innocent children to make their point since the beginning of time.

It's not like Abraham offered to sacrifice himself to make god happy.

\Correct thread this time.

Hey, you know who else had Muslim letters mysteriously appear on her body?

awfulperson: Hey, you know who else had Muslim letters mysteriously appear on her body?

Well played, sir.

She's obviously writing the verses on the baby's skin. She's not burning it in or anything. Is this really "child abuse"?

Probably going to take me a few extra minutes to fap to this article after the post by awfulperson. Work it, Work it.

The sick is squared on this one.

Nauseous? Nauseated perhaps? I wouldn't admit to being nauseous. I get enough bad press as it is.

.

This is an outrage?

APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yhr3b8h
(copy and paste)

well for stories coming out of Russia/East Europe, this is pretty tame really....

Sorry I'm in late guys but the comments from TFA were just to priceless to pass up... Read just like a Fark thread I tells ya!

Bit of a jump to conclusions there, imo. Could be written in make up or something.

Any babby, or computer babby, or robot babby doll can tell you that Islam is the light!

Link farked

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yhr3b8h
(copy and paste)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... awesome

Ennuipoet: That's nothing, we gotta newborn in Alabama where the Mawma is carving finding the Word of Our Lord in RED on the skin with a razor blade miraculously one Verse at time! By the time he's ten, the miracle of the New Testament will be complete! Suck on that Heathern Muslins!

Citation needed.

/So I can start an investigation on child abuse