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(Discover) Sick The miracle of child abuse   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) divider line 161
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Talon [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:41:32 PM  
I lol'd at the headline subby.

 
jehovahs witness protection [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:47:52 PM  
Satanic verses has nothing on this.

+1 subby

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:54:35 PM  
Next week: ESCAPING CAMEL MAY POSSIBLY CONTAIN MIRACLE CHILD.

/Miracle child found hiding in box

 
Last One Left [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 02:03:00 PM  
Are they sure that's a verse from the Koran? Maybe the baby landed on a really, really hot bottle of Coke.

 
m0llusk [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 02:35:00 PM  
But what did the baby taste like? Was the flavor different from that of other babies?

 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 02:39:21 PM  
See this is better than your crummy hard to see Virgin Marys (Virgin Maries? Virgins Mary?) Totally not faked either, how could they fake something like that, just not possible I tell you.

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 03:11:34 PM  
Sell it on ebay.

 
Ennuipoet [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 03:26:39 PM  
That's nothing, we gotta newborn in Alabama where the Mawma is carving finding the Word of Our Lord in RED on the skin with a razor blade miraculously one Verse at time! By the time he's ten, the miracle of the New Testament will be complete! Suck on that Heathern Muslins!

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 03:32:19 PM  
Gods have been using innocent children to make their point since the beginning of time.

It's not like Abraham offered to sacrifice himself to make god happy.

\Correct thread this time.

 
awfulperson [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 03:37:48 PM  
Hey, you know who else had Muslim letters mysteriously appear on her body?

i34.tinypic.com

 
icanhazstapler [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-03 03:59:26 PM  
awfulperson: Hey, you know who else had Muslim letters mysteriously appear on her body?

Well played, sir.

 
Atomic Spunk 2009-11-03 03:59:42 PM  
She's obviously writing the verses on the baby's skin. She's not burning it in or anything. Is this really "child abuse"?

 
btfoom 2009-11-03 04:00:01 PM  
Probably going to take me a few extra minutes to fap to this article after the post by awfulperson. Work it, Work it.

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 04:00:05 PM  
The sick is squared on this one.

 
DistendedPendulusFrenulum 2009-11-03 04:00:27 PM  
Nauseous? Nauseated perhaps? I wouldn't admit to being nauseous. I get enough bad press as it is.

.

 
stewmadness 2009-11-03 04:00:49 PM  
This is an outrage?

 
gorgor 2009-11-03 04:01:26 PM  
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yhr3b8h
(copy and paste)

 
Sir Charles 2009-11-03 04:01:45 PM  
well for stories coming out of Russia/East Europe, this is pretty tame really....

 
Sapper_Topo 2009-11-03 04:02:13 PM  
Sorry I'm in late guys but the comments from TFA were just to priceless to pass up... Read just like a Fark thread I tells ya!

 
ninjakirby [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 04:02:50 PM  
Bit of a jump to conclusions there, imo. Could be written in make up or something.

 
8.5 tailed fox 2009-11-03 04:03:18 PM  
Any babby, or computer babby, or robot babby doll can tell you that Islam is the light!

 
jennyz 2009-11-03 04:03:55 PM  
Link farked

 
stewmadness 2009-11-03 04:04:03 PM  
gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yhr3b8h
(copy and paste)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... awesome

 
Theguybehindtheguy 2009-11-03 04:04:15 PM  
declubz.com

 
JamesLi 2009-11-03 04:04:19 PM  
Ennuipoet: That's nothing, we gotta newborn in Alabama where the Mawma is carving finding the Word of Our Lord in RED on the skin with a razor blade miraculously one Verse at time! By the time he's ten, the miracle of the New Testament will be complete! Suck on that Heathern Muslins!

Citation needed.

/So I can start an investigation on child abuse

 
tortilla burger 2009-11-03 04:06:12 PM  
theguybehindtheguy

that's really creepy

 
jennyz 2009-11-03 04:06:17 PM  
Theguybehindtheguy, holy shiat that's disturbing. Headline is appropriate.

 
Theaetetus 2009-11-03 04:06:35 PM  
At least the verses appear, unlike the link.

 
RockIsDead 2009-11-03 04:07:12 PM  
You're all just filthy infidels!!

 
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot 2009-11-03 04:08:42 PM  
gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yhr3b8h
(copy and paste)


Aww...that was cute.

And a little weird that it was posted by gorgor.

 
pootsie 2009-11-03 04:08:44 PM  
Do way instain the babby to koran the verse?

 
Sir Charles 2009-11-03 04:08:47 PM  
theguybehindtheguy

thats not creepy or disturbing.

/damn you /b/

 
2wolves 2009-11-03 04:09:35 PM  
RockIsDead: You're all just filthy tidy infidelheathens!!

Thank you.

 
greenz [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 04:10:16 PM  
8.5 tailed fox: Any babby, or computer babby, or robot babby doll can tell you that Islam is the light!

lol i actually have one of those baby dolls.

 
Katolu 2009-11-03 04:10:22 PM  
i28.photobucket.com">

/child abuse, it's no use!

 
DammitIForgotMyLogin [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 04:10:23 PM  
tortilla burger: theguybehindtheguy

that's really creepy


jennyz: Theguybehindtheguy, holy shiat that's disturbing. Headline is appropriate.

That's not a picture of this child, that's a picture of the woman from this thread

 
ferretman 2009-11-03 04:11:22 PM  
The Icelander: Gods have been using innocent children to make their point since the beginning of time.

It's not like Abraham offered to sacrifice himself to make god happy.

\Correct thread this time.


You mean that one may have finally gotten through and not aborted before the message discovery?

 
acaciaavenue 2009-11-03 04:12:40 PM  
Submitted with a less-funny headline. Last week!

 
Goatspunk [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 04:13:57 PM  
img410.imageshack.us

Screencap here

 
mrexcess [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 04:16:04 PM  
What the shiat is going on here?

 
FVendetta 2009-11-03 04:16:59 PM  
Man, I hope that if/when this is proven a fraud no one takes it out on the baby.

Stupid parents using their kids to get famous. Yes, I'm looking at you, dick 'scientist' with the balloon.

 
ArcadianRefugee 2009-11-03 04:18:07 PM  
DistendedPendulusFrenulum: Nauseous? Nauseated perhaps? I wouldn't admit to being nauseous. I get enough bad press as it is.

 
The Invisible Sky Wizard 2009-11-03 04:18:33 PM  
awfulperson: Hey, you know who else had Muslim letters mysteriously appear on her body?

i68.photobucket.com
Now with 200% more miraculousness.

 
thespindrifter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-03 04:19:32 PM  
Looks like chemical burns to me.

My only question is, what the hell is this doing on "Bad Astronomy"?, much less in "Discover"? Why give this bullshiate any more credence by spreading it? let the ignorance stay with the ignorant; Discover is supposed to be about talking about Science, not the utter lack of it.

Bad Astronoboy, I know you're on here somehwere: Please stick to things like the impossible physics of awful movies. If you want to be a religious skeptic (and there's nothing wrong with that!) there are other forums for such topics.

 
Airfoilsguy [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 04:19:38 PM  

 
Point02GPA [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 04:21:06 PM  
"That's not a 'kid', that's a "Kindle"

Quote from their comment section.

 
queenb4biatch [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 04:21:21 PM  
FVendetta: Man, I hope that if/when this is proven a fraud no one takes it out on the baby.

we see how well things work out for women and children when radical Islam determines things to be "incorrect" or a crime has been committed...like lashing or killing a young female rape VICTIM...I'm guessing the mother and the baby will die...

 
No Such Agency 2009-11-03 04:22:03 PM  
Yeah OK... another "miracle" that is most easily explained by hucksterism. I don't want to be all Dawkins, but holy crap, religious people! I know the 95% of you who don't pull this crap are facepalming right now. But that other 5% are a real %*%#@ piece of work, you know?

 
lokidecat [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 04:22:14 PM  
Came for nauseous/nauseated wank.

leaving fulfilled.

 
rpm 2009-11-03 04:22:45 PM  
awfulperson: Hey, you know who else had Muslim letters mysteriously appear on her body?

That's a muslin letter.

 
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