I lol'd at the headline subby.

Satanic verses has nothing on this.

+1 subby

Next week: ESCAPING CAMEL MAY POSSIBLY CONTAIN MIRACLE CHILD.

/Miracle child found hiding in box

Are they sure that's a verse from the Koran? Maybe the baby landed on a really, really hot bottle of Coke.

But what did the baby taste like? Was the flavor different from that of other babies?

See this is better than your crummy hard to see Virgin Marys (Virgin Maries? Virgins Mary?) Totally not faked either, how could they fake something like that, just not possible I tell you.

Sell it on ebay.

That's nothing, we gotta newborn in Alabama where the Mawma is carving finding the Word of Our Lord in RED on the skin with a razor blade miraculously one Verse at time! By the time he's ten, the miracle of the New Testament will be complete! Suck on that Heathern Muslins!

Gods have been using innocent children to make their point since the beginning of time.

It's not like Abraham offered to sacrifice himself to make god happy.

\Correct thread this time.

Hey, you know who else had Muslim letters mysteriously appear on her body?

awfulperson: Hey, you know who else had Muslim letters mysteriously appear on her body?

Well played, sir.

She's obviously writing the verses on the baby's skin. She's not burning it in or anything. Is this really "child abuse"?

Probably going to take me a few extra minutes to fap to this article after the post by awfulperson. Work it, Work it.

The sick is squared on this one.

Nauseous? Nauseated perhaps? I wouldn't admit to being nauseous. I get enough bad press as it is.

.

This is an outrage?

APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yhr3b8h
(copy and paste)

well for stories coming out of Russia/East Europe, this is pretty tame really....

Sorry I'm in late guys but the comments from TFA were just to priceless to pass up... Read just like a Fark thread I tells ya!

Bit of a jump to conclusions there, imo. Could be written in make up or something.

Any babby, or computer babby, or robot babby doll can tell you that Islam is the light!

Link farked

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yhr3b8h
(copy and paste)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... awesome

Ennuipoet: That's nothing, we gotta newborn in Alabama where the Mawma is carving finding the Word of Our Lord in RED on the skin with a razor blade miraculously one Verse at time! By the time he's ten, the miracle of the New Testament will be complete! Suck on that Heathern Muslins!

Citation needed.

/So I can start an investigation on child abuse

theguybehindtheguy

that's really creepy

Theguybehindtheguy, holy shiat that's disturbing. Headline is appropriate.

At least the verses appear, unlike the link.

You're all just filthy infidels!!

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yhr3b8h
(copy and paste)

Aww...that was cute.

And a little weird that it was posted by gorgor.

Do way instain the babby to koran the verse?

theguybehindtheguy

thats not creepy or disturbing.

/damn you /b/

RockIsDead: You're all just filthy tidy infidelheathens!!

Thank you.

8.5 tailed fox: Any babby, or computer babby, or robot babby doll can tell you that Islam is the light!

lol i actually have one of those baby dolls.

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/child abuse, it's no use!

tortilla burger: theguybehindtheguy

that's really creepy

jennyz: Theguybehindtheguy, holy shiat that's disturbing. Headline is appropriate.

That's not a picture of this child, that's a picture of the woman from this thread

The Icelander: Gods have been using innocent children to make their point since the beginning of time.

It's not like Abraham offered to sacrifice himself to make god happy.

\Correct thread this time.

You mean that one may have finally gotten through and not aborted before the message discovery?

Submitted with a less-funny headline. Last week!

Screencap here

What the shiat is going on here?

Man, I hope that if/when this is proven a fraud no one takes it out on the baby.

Stupid parents using their kids to get famous. Yes, I'm looking at you, dick 'scientist' with the balloon.

DistendedPendulusFrenulum: Nauseous? Nauseated perhaps? I wouldn't admit to being nauseous. I get enough bad press as it is.

awfulperson: Hey, you know who else had Muslim letters mysteriously appear on her body?


Now with 200% more miraculousness.

Looks like chemical burns to me.

My only question is, what the hell is this doing on "Bad Astronomy"?, much less in "Discover"? Why give this bullshiate any more credence by spreading it? let the ignorance stay with the ignorant; Discover is supposed to be about talking about Science, not the utter lack of it.

Bad Astronoboy, I know you're on here somehwere: Please stick to things like the impossible physics of awful movies. If you want to be a religious skeptic (and there's nothing wrong with that!) there are other forums for such topics.

Sick farking towlheads (new window)

"That's not a 'kid', that's a "Kindle"

Quote from their comment section.

FVendetta: Man, I hope that if/when this is proven a fraud no one takes it out on the baby.

we see how well things work out for women and children when radical Islam determines things to be "incorrect" or a crime has been committed...like lashing or killing a young female rape VICTIM...I'm guessing the mother and the baby will die...

Yeah OK... another "miracle" that is most easily explained by hucksterism. I don't want to be all Dawkins, but holy crap, religious people! I know the 95% of you who don't pull this crap are facepalming right now. But that other 5% are a real %*%#@ piece of work, you know?

Came for nauseous/nauseated wank.

leaving fulfilled.

awfulperson: Hey, you know who else had Muslim letters mysteriously appear on her body?

That's a muslin letter.