FHUK YOU DOLPHEEN! FHUK YOU WHAUL!

Well hush my mouth and call me Ishmael!

They have banned anyone from coming within 500m of the whale

Damn whitey gets all the breaks.

R.A.Danny: They have banned anyone from coming within 500m of the whale

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Barakku: R.A.Danny: They have banned anyone from coming within 500m of the whale

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That would be a SPERM whale

No mention of majestic Satan thrusting forth his tormented colossal claw from the flame Baltic of Hell. But you know they were thinking about it.

I want to see at least 30 pages of whale anatomical information that do nothing to propel the story forward.

Blues_X: I want to see at least 30 pages of whale anatomical information that do nothing to propel the story forward.

Ahhh, Melville.

\hate that book
\\even one town over from the WHALING CITY, we didn't have to finish that book!

How long until a Japanese ship harpoons it... for scientific purposes of course?

A rare white humpback whale has been declared of "special interest"


When I hear that phrase, I call my lawyer.

Ahab to say I wasn't expecting a real life Moby Dick. Did they manage to get a Pequod its privates to determine if Ishmael?

jehovahs witness protection: FHUK YOU DOLPHEEN! FHUK YOU WHAUL!

this

"They have banned anyone from coming within 500m of the whale, given the name Migaloo, in order to help it migrate up the coast."

How does giving it a stupid nickname help it migrate?

the whale, given the name Migaloo,

Seriously? No OTHER names came to mind?

AssCobra77: "They have banned anyone from coming within 500m of the whale, given the name Migaloo, in order to help it migrate up the coast."

How does giving it a stupid nickname help it migrate?

They're taunting it so that it runs away more.

Funny. The volume control on that goes all the way to 11.

mylonitic: Also not amused:

LITTLE WOODEN BOY!

Blues_X: I want to see at least 30 pages of whale anatomical information that do nothing to propel the story forward.

Two, two boots in one: The first a rousing tale of adventure. The second a very good description of, a then, modern industry.

Books, not boots.

I'll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round Perdition's flames before I give him up. And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over all sides of earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out. What say ye, men, will ye splice hands on it, now? I think ye do look brave.

DeadZone: the whale, given the name Migaloo,

Seriously? No OTHER names came to mind?

Lets call hi Mr. Splashy Pants

LewDux: DeadZone: the whale, given the name Migaloo,

Seriously? No OTHER names came to mind?

Lets call hi Mr. Splashy Pants

White Whale 2: Electric Migaloo

Sangi: LewDux: DeadZone: the whale, given the name Migaloo,

Seriously? No OTHER names came to mind?

Lets call hi Mr. Splashy Pants

White Whale 2: Electric Migaloo

Dickey Moe?

Hey did any of you guys see that rad new South Park about whales and dolphins and stuff? Gee wilakers it was swell.