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Oh, come on... who didn't see THAT coming?

If that's wrong I don't wanna be right.

Hugh Grant is the creepy drunk guy hitting on models half his age

Wait a minute...I'm Hugh Grant?

The Hero and Obvious tags are going to come kick your ass, submitter.

As long as he's not 20 it's really not that big a deal.

Successfully, unlike the various snarky internet geeks their own age trying to do the same and failing...

The difference between Hugh Grant and the rest of the middle aged drunks around here is that he occasionally is able to close the deal (most likely).

...getting a kick...etc.

Rev. Skarekroe: As long as he's not 20 35 or younger, it's really not that big a deal.

Fixed...

Can't say I wouldn't do the same. I wouldn't be as successful.

That's a hard looking 23 year old.

Boritom: Rev. Skarekroe: As long as he's not 20 35 or younger, it's really not that big a deal.

Fixed...

What was wrong with it the way it was?

CruiserTwelve: That's a hard looking 23 year old.

Agreed, but I'm not sure what happened. She just got booted from Models of the Runway last week, and looked wonderful. I understand that those things are taped months ago, but still.

Google Matar Cohen and you'll see how great she was looking.

I fail to see the problem here. It is not like he is Hulk Hogan, dating his daughter's friend and virtual twin.

I, too, fail to see the issue here. Were I in a similar position I'd do exactly the same. Hell I'd be the biggest man-whore like, ever.

FTFA: EXCLUSIVE: Hugh Grant is drunk

LOL, yeah, real exclusive

You know who decries this kind of behavior as "creepy?"

People who are unsuccessful at it.

Granted, not many of us wouldn't be trying to pick up those models, and we'd likely be having less success.

But still, this is the guy who was tapping Elizabeth Hurley and farked it all up for one nasty looking hooker. Even taking into account the whole "for every hot woman there's a man tired of putting up with her shiat," the fact is that the guy could have been going from one insanely hot starlet to another without having his bed cool down in between. Instead, he's left failing when he tries to pick up models who might be hot, but haven't hit the big time yet.

I still would have sex with Hugh Grant no matter how old he looks or how many hookers he's paid for.

Not impressed

SarahDiddle: I still would have sex with Hugh Grant no matter how old he looks or how many hookers he's paid for.

Well looks like he's looking for random skanks. You may be next!

/you may not be a skank but you would be random

"Hugh Grant is the creepy drunk guy hitting on models half his age"

You make it sound like that's a bad thing?

Remember the formula: half your age plus 7 years. Hugh is 49 so anything 31 and above is fine. What does a 23 year old have interesting to say, anyway?

Honestly, being Hugh Grant...he could do better.

radioman_: Remember the formula: half your age plus 7 years. Hugh is 49 so anything 31 and above is fine. What does a 23 year old have interesting to say, anyway?

If you're 49 and hitting on a 23 year old looking for her to say something interesting, you're doing it wrong.

Surprise?

that is all

radioman_: Remember the formula: half your age plus 7 years. Hugh is 49 so anything 31 and above is fine. What does a 23 year old have interesting to say, anyway?

"You wanna snort coke off my ass, before I blow you?"

So, kind of like me at a fark party? Minus the models, obviously.

criscodisco: CruiserTwelve: That's a hard looking 23 year old.

Agreed, but I'm not sure what happened. She just got booted from Models of the Runway last week, and looked wonderful. I understand that those things are taped months ago, but still.

If you want some empirical data, next time you go out with your friends for a night of binge-drinking, stay sober. Everyone who is drunk looks like that by the end of the night, regardless of age - but only sober people can see it.

Look, I gotta have some hope that I can still have the option to pull that off at that age, so plow em like the back 40, Mr. Grant.

Remember the formula: half your age plus 7 years.

/FTFY

Anyone would have to be drunk to hit on that skank.

Hugh Grant Hefner is the creepy drunk guy hitting on models half his age

FTFY

What's he hitting on Amy Winehouse for anyway?

What the hell does she model, the results of being whacked with an ugly stick?

The model in question.

/hotlinked

CruiserTwelve: That's a hard looking 23 year old.

Looks like a cover model for Meth Hoor Monthly.

radioman_: Remember the formula: half your age plus 7 years. Hugh is 49 so anything 31 and above is fine. What does a 23 year old have interesting to say, anyway?

I don't know but those sex and the city broads never have anything interesting to say and they are in their 30s.

/Yeah they are fictional but still.

Holy shiat, Boxxy has really let herself go!

/cocaine's a helluva drug!

Hugh Grant > that chick in the article.

Is it still 1995?

/Must be one long year.

acaciaavenue: Remember the formula: half your age plus 7 years.

/FTFY

...18 and over.

FTFY

criscodisco: CruiserTwelve: That's a hard looking 23 year old.

Agreed, but I'm not sure what happened. She just got booted from Models of the Runway last week, and looked wonderful. I understand that those things are taped months ago, but still.

Meth don't fark around, sir.

He's not drunk, he's English

CruiserTwelve: That's a hard looking 23 year old.

Holy fark, what's up with her neck?! Is she a burn victim?

She maybe took him for Granted? lol

icanhazstapler: Holy shiat, Boxxy has really let herself go!

/cocaine's a helluva drug!

I clicked on the link and was looking for the hot young supermodels that he was supposedly hitting on and all I saw was a 30-something woman draping herself on his drunken shoulder.

She probably came up to him and what's he supposed to do, card her? Tell her to get lost?