What what what?

What?

The Long Kiss Goodnight and The Jackal are AWESOME!

Just fun action.

The Long Kiss Goodnight had mild humor in it, but it was so much fun.

/Chefs do that!

Total Recall

/and Starship Troopers was actually not that shiatty

SurfaceTension: /and Starship Troopers was actually not that shiatty

Worst movie ever.

Except for the shower scene.

What about the National Treasure movies? Completely absurd story lines and action scenes and still fun to watch.

/and Starship Troopers was that shiaty.

No Roadhouse?

Remo Williams

NeuroticRocker: What what what?

What?

The Long Kiss Goodnight and The Jackal are AWESOME!

Just fun action.

The Long Kiss Goodnight had mild humor in it, but it was so much fun.

/Chefs do that!

"See you're assuming I won't shoot your sorry ass, and everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption."

What? No love for Hard Target and JCVD's mulletacular John Woo film?

For the most part, no. I did however enjoy that period of JCVD movies, in no small part because they always let him get his ass kicked before he won. He was kind of the opposite of the super-badass that Segal always played. Even at 11, I knew Flash Gordon was goofy, but it was so far over the top it became fun. Starship Troopers I consider a dead-on parody of the fascist propaganda of its source material.

The list for those who hate EW slideshows:

1. Con Air
2. XXX
3. The Marine
4. The Jackal (Willis / Gere version)
5. Wanted
6. Starship Troopers
7, 8, & 9. JCVD x 3: Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Lionheart
10. Hudson Hawk
11. The Long Kiss Goodnight
12. Terminal Velocity
13. Flash Gordon
14. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
15. The Last Dragon
16. Best of the Best
17, 18, 19, & 20. Andy Sidaris quadrilogy: Picasso Trigger, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Savage Beach, Return to Savage Beach

I would have added the Steven Seagal classics Hard to Kill, Out for Justice, and Under Seige.

They did Con Air and not The Rock?

Shiatty action movies I personally own and enjoy: XxX, Starship Troopers, The Last Action Hero, Hard Target, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat.

Not a bookmark for later.

filth: Remo Williams

That was as awesomely bad movie as Flash Gordon and Mortal Kombat.

Sybarite: Starship Troopers I consider a dead-on parody of the fascist propaganda of its source material.

Dead on, yes. Unwatchable, yes.

The editor who decided to put live-action Transformers on there and not the 80s animated Transformers movie is a pop culture moron.

/Flash! Ah AHHHHHHHH! Savior of the universe!

R.A.Danny: Sybarite: Starship Troopers I consider a dead-on parody of the fascist propaganda of its source material.

Dead on, yes. Unwatchable, yes.

Let me tell you something--I'm from Buenes Aires and I say KILL 'EM ALL.

Hmm, no 5th Element? Very cheesy, but I love that movie.

/maybe didn't have the MultiPass
//Or maybe someone considered it a 'good' movie

Jackal, Marine, Starship Troopers, HUDSON HAWK, Last dragon.

All Awesome. I was waiting for the list to have True Lies on is. Best movie ever

An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: Jackal, Marine, Starship Troopers, HUDSON HAWK, Last dragon.

All Awesome. I was waiting for the list to have True Lies on is. Best movie ever

The article was about shiatty action movies, not good ones.

SurfaceTension: and Starship Troopers was actually not that shiatty

Starship Troopers sucked. HARD. I don't know what you're talking about.

Hudson Hawk is the best of all those movies.

dgc360: I would have added the Steven Seagal classics Hard to Kill, Out for Justice, and Under Seige.




Steven Seagal is the worst actor in the history of mankind. I was only able to watch Executive Decision because he dies early in the movie.

GAT_00: Starship Troopers sucked. HARD. I don't know what you're talking about.

I guess I can understand why some people don't like it. However, those who don't like it tend to be pretty uptight and snobby.

Would you like to know more?

BillCo: dgc360: I would have added the Steven Seagal classics Hard to Kill, Out for Justice, and Under Seige.

Steven Seagal is the worst actor in the history of mankind. I was only able to watch Executive Decision because he dies early in the movie.

Uh, that's kind of the point. Have you seen the list of movies the headline is referring to? I've typed out the list above. You're ranking Nic Cage, Vin Diesel, JCVD, John Cena as having a higher quality of acting ability than Steven Seagal?

Also then to my own list I will add American Ninja.

What, no "True Lies". Then I realized they were talking about crappy movies.

And yes, Hudson Hawk was a very under-appreciated movie GAT_00.

Wanted wasn't enjoyable, in a traditonal or an ironic sense. The only reason I didn't walk out of it was that my wife inexplicably wanted to stay, I suspect because she was mad at me for suggesting that we see it and wanted me to suffer through the entirety of what I had wrought.

It was a movie about a group of assassins taking orders from a magic loom who violated the laws of physics by swinging their guns around and healed themselves with magic wax. And I didn't even get to see Angelina Jolie's its.