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Very hungry thieves with really bad taste steal 70 cases of bratwurst pizza



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jehovahs witness protection
2009-11-03 12:58:21 PM


You know who else put bratwurst on Italian food...

 
PPL_Wannabe
2009-11-03 01:03:40 PM


Anything with bratwurst in it is rather common here in Wisconsin.

 
MasterThief
2009-11-03 01:11:10 PM


jehovahs witness protection: You know who else put bratwurst on Italian food...

Wolfgang Puck?

 
cretinbob
2009-11-03 01:26:50 PM


I hope it had sauerkraut on it too

 
vossiewulf
2009-11-03 03:26:18 PM


Now I want a pizza with smoked bratwurst, Italian sausage and bacon. We could call it the triple death hammer pizza.

 
IdBeCrazyIf
2009-11-03 03:28:00 PM


jehovahs witness protection: You know who else put bratwurst on Italian food...

Was fond of ovens as well

 
tukatz
2009-11-03 03:29:27 PM


Block party!


It shouldn't be too difficult to find the thieves. They'll be the only ones selling cooked brat pizzas out of the back of their pick-up truck in the Walmart lot. Parked right next to the independent seller of cowboy boots and velvet Elvis throws.

 
PumpUpDaFark
2009-11-03 03:30:06 PM


Bitte, baby.

 
pwhp_67
2009-11-03 03:30:48 PM


Hey, that sounds farking awesome...

 
Fano
2009-11-03 03:31:55 PM


That's seven tens. And that's terrible.

 
nirwana
2009-11-03 03:32:15 PM


Glass Nickel Pizza approves.

 
Wendy's Chili
2009-11-03 03:32:22 PM


Don't judge me, snobmitter.

 
gorgor
2009-11-03 03:32:22 PM


APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ygy7r9n
(copy and paste, NSFW)

 
jst3p
2009-11-03 03:32:32 PM


Bratwurst pizza sounds good to me... where is the problem?

 
vwarb
2009-11-03 03:32:49 PM


vossiewulf: Now I want a pizza with smoked bratwurst, Italian sausage and bacon. We could call it the triple death hammer pizza.

switch the bacon with tofu, and call it the Reich.

 
UtileDysfunktion
2009-11-03 03:33:19 PM


pwhp_67: Hey, that sounds farking awesome disgusting...

Bratwurst = good
Pizza = good
Bratwurst Pizza = blech

 
Phone_Answering_Monkey
2009-11-03 03:33:20 PM


Bratwurst Pizza. Bratwurst Pizza.

Bratwurst Pizza.

Bratwurst Pizza?

Bratwurst.....Pizza.

Bratwurst.............Pizza Bratwurst......

Ok, that's a new one on me, but I'm game!

 
wotnartd
2009-11-03 03:35:08 PM


Time for another "Weird-ass Sheboygan County story of the Week."

 
pwhp_67
2009-11-03 03:35:27 PM


UtileDysfunktion: Bratwurst Pizza = blech


Sorry, I'm still going with awesome...


farm3.static.flickr.com

 
cr0sh
2009-11-03 03:36:02 PM


pwhp_67: Hey, that sounds farking awesome...

This.

I don't get the hate for brats (I use the term 'hate' loosely here); they are awesome sausages! Boiled in beer then grilled - mmmmmm!

I never thought about a pizza, but I have always wanted to try to make a Sonoran hot dog with a brat; regular hot dogs are good Sonoran-style, but I would think a brat would push it over the edge, personally.

A kind of Mexican-German fusion recipe, if you will...

 
Third In Line
2009-11-03 03:36:29 PM


gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ygy7r9n
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Oh, you posted your Halloween pic! How thoughtful, g.

 
BarryToink
2009-11-03 03:36:34 PM


Hmmm... 'Sconnie?

*checks tfa*

Yep.

 
craxyd
2009-11-03 03:36:50 PM


vossiewulf: Now I want a pizza with smoked bratwurst, Italian sausage and bacon. We could call it the triple death hammer pizza.
pwhp_67: Hey, that sounds farking awesome...


Hell yeah! If it's meat (no fish)... Go ahead and PILE IT ON!
Back in 1995, Domino's was running a farking awesome special... Any size, any number of toppings, $8.00 I think. My platoon had just come back from some training and one of the guys ordered one with triple cheese and meat. Thing weighed a ton but after 2 weeks of scarfing MRE's and T-Rats, I swear our tongues were having orgasms.

 
logruszed
2009-11-03 03:36:59 PM


I put brats and even knackwurst in my spaghetti meat sauce.

Food-shame is for hipsters who give a shiat. Eat what you like.

 
Bruce Campbell
2009-11-03 03:38:30 PM


Fano: That's seven tens. And that's terrible.

Was it Lex Luther?

 
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