Wouldn't the Super Bowl be the Super Bowl of freedom?

she's trotting out jon voight. i love how these 'conservatives' lambast the dems any time they get within a hundred miles of hollywood, yet they roll out these hoary old d-list celebs whenever they get the chance.

"The only way they're going to listen is if real freedom-loving Americans come here to Washington noon on Thursday, look at the whites of the eyes of their members of Congress and say, 'Don't you remember, I told you don't take away my health care,'" she said.

That reads like a bad troll attempt. And yet, she's serious.

Bachmann has called for a rally Thursday at noon on the steps of the Capitol, starring such conservative luminaries as Jon Voight.

And a few other geezers that you thought were dead.

Bachmann's Capitol Tea Party brings all the nutjobs to the yard.

FlashHarry: she's trotting out jon voight. i love how these 'conservatives' lambast the dems any time they get within a hundred miles of hollywood, yet they roll out these hoary old d-list celebs whenever they get the chance.

There's also the sheer irony of a party denouncing celebrities when they made one President and won't stop blowing his zombie cock, despite all evidence to the contrary proving he was a very, very bad President.

Ha!

Wait, this isn't The Onion?

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GAT_00: zombie cock

i saw them open for pantera in '94. they were awesome!

Who unleashed that dagron?

Super Bowl of Stupid maybe.

and at the same time it will be the puppy bowl of logical reasoning.

how can these conservatives afford to take off so many days of work to go to all of these rallies?

Dear god, it just isn't funny anymore. Bachmann, Beck, Palin, Limbaugh, Hannity, all these idiot teabaggers--it ISN'T FUNNY anymore. These worthless sacks of skin are the ones who are bringing this fading republic to its knees. The teabagger movement needs to be maginalized for the lunatic fringe BS "movement" that it is, and fast.

Bachmann has called for a rally Thursday at noon on the steps of the Capitol, starring such conservative luminaries as Jon Voight.

I LOL'd

She also repeated her new catch phrase, that "socialized medicine is the crown jewel of socialism. This will change our country forever."

Oh, let me laugh even harder!

tnpir: Dear god, it just isn't funny anymore. Bachmann, Beck, Palin, Limbaugh, Hannity, all these idiot teabaggers--it ISN'T FUNNY anymore. These worthless sacks of skin are the ones who are bringing this fading republic to its knees. The teabagger movement needs to be maginalized for the lunatic fringe BS "movement" that it is, and fast.

i think they are all a bunch of maginas to begin with. we need less maginalization in the right wing.

tnpir: Bachmann, Palin, these teabaggers-- who are on their knees

Who would you rather get teabagged by?

thomps: tnpir: Dear god, it just isn't funny anymore. Bachmann, Beck, Palin, Limbaugh, Hannity, all these idiot teabaggers--it ISN'T FUNNY anymore. These worthless sacks of skin are the ones who are bringing this fading republic to its knees. The teabagger movement needs to be maginalized for the lunatic fringe BS "movement" that it is, and fast.

i think they are all a bunch of maginas to begin with. we need less maginalization in the right wing.

Well, touche.

World Cup of Moronic.

If she's calling it a superbowl, i don't want to be near what she is smoking.

her tea party brings all the boys to the yard?

random-cut-and-run's personal hero and savior gets another thread I see.

wut

Do all of you idiot conservatives need buzz words to understand things? Good christ, you people are fools.

mynameismark: Do all of you idiot conservatives need buzz words to understand things? Good christ, you people are fools.

i know they're like the final four of forced metaphors

She's right, it is the super bowl of freedom, as long as you're white, straight, upper class, and christian.

my Capitol tea party is the Super Toilet Bowl of freedom

ftfy

What Capitol tea party?

I'm sure that on Monday Rush Limbaugh will be telling us about the "jillions" of attendees.

"This will change our country forever."

See, that's all it says. It doesn't qualify it as good or bad, it's just... change.

And I ask, my fellow countrymen, is all change bad? Is it only good when it involves personal garments?

I argue that it is not.

I'd teabag Michelle Bachmann.

10 bucks someone decides to get stupid(er) and has a unfortunate encounter with capital police and the secret service.

I think Bachmann has adopted the Sarah Palin method of speech/prepared statement-writing.

Just take a bunch of patriotic-sounding words and phrases, throw them in a hat, and pull them out at random while splicing in the requisite conjunctions and particles. Actual content is for commies.

thomps: and at the same time it will be the puppy bowl of logical reasoning.

Unless it's also going to have a Kitty Halftime Show, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!

The NFL is going to sue her. You have to say "The Big Game" now.

IXI Jim IXI: thomps: and at the same time it will be the puppy bowl of logical reasoning.

Unless it's also going to have a Kitty Halftime Show, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!

if you don't think that an angry mark levin is the equivalent of kittens pawing at balls of yarn then i can't help you.

Super Bowl of Freedom?

Perhaps...if by "Super Bowl", she means "Raving Lunatic Orgy" and by "Freedom" she means "WHARRGARBL"...

Then, yeah, she's got it right!

I love this lady.

Is there some provision for removing a Representative for diminished capacity? Like the basic psychological requirements to be determined fit to stand trial? There must be a minimum competency required. Is there a precedent for the removal of an elected Congress member that has obviously descended into some form of clinical insanity?
At what point does hyperbole become paranoid delusion - when should we start to question Bachmann's ability to separate reality from fantasy?

It's more like the Bud Bowl of freedom.

Donald_McRonald: I love this lady.

just playing the demographic odds against her social leanings, chances are real good that she doesn't love you back.

HotWingConspiracy: The NFL is going to sue her. You have to say "The Big Game" now.

you do realise how awesome this will be right? and if they dont sue welcome back the bar super bowl viewing parties since the nfl would have left their trademark unchallenged and therefor invalid and available to trademark.

you know how awesome it would be if I or another farker successfully trademarked "the super bowl" if the NFL failed to act on this? totalfark for everyone when the NFL has to license the name back.

Approves.

jaerik: I think Bachmann has adopted the Sarah Palin method of speech/prepared statement-writing.

Just take a bunch of patriotic-sounding words and phrases, throw them in a hat, and pull them out at random while splicing in the requisite conjunctions and particles. Actual content is for commies.

William S. Burroughs would be proud.

'Super Bowl' of freedom?

More like leaving an 'upper decker' in the toilet.

Poe's Law strikes in the headline, before we get to the comments. So sad, yet so funny.

Go check for the "special" Superbowl treat we left you in your num-num dish?

More like go stare into a - WORLD CUP OF BULLSHIATE!

Under Bush we celebrated our "Freedoms." Now we're down to just one "freedom."

That's sad. But that's a recession for you, I supppose.

50mm: "The only way they're going to listen is if real freedom-loving Americans come here to Washington noon on Thursday, look at the whites of the eyes of their members of Congress and say, 'Don't you remember, I told you don't take away my health care,'" she said.

And if I were there, I'd respond "OK. Deal. I promise nothing will pass that will take away your health care." Just like I'd promise there will be no death panels or killing grandma.

Then I'd sit back and watch them sputter as they come up with some other reason why the health care bill must be opposed.