actually he's already "committed"

*Face Palm*

If I were a millionaire athlete, I wouldn't waste my time with women who have already had kids. It's a jerk-like comment, but somebody had to say it.

Over in 1!

and BTW, wasn't he doing Madonna? and scrub as much as you want, you can never wash off the Madonna Stink! ewwwwwww!

I can't beleive I'm defending A-Rod, but he hasn't exactlty been a choke artist the last few games. We might have to let this meme go.

wet_dream: and BTW, wasn't he doing Madonna? and scrub as much as you want, you can never wash off the Madonna Stink! ewwwwwww!

I thought Madonna-Stink was classified as a biological weapon.

//god damn!

The_Sponge: *Face Palm*

If I were a millionaire athlete, I wouldn't waste my time with women who have already had kids. It's a jerk-like comment, but somebody had to say it.

If I were a millionaire athlete, I would marry a woman with lots of kids. Of course I'm pedophile so my opinion maybe a little biased.

can't commit to anything in the fall

I'm not even sure what this is supposed to mean, and that's before considering the fact that he has 18 RBI this particular fall.

Do you think she would dump him if the Yankees choked and somehow lost the World Series?

Does this headline make sense to anyone?

I don't even follow sports and even I know A-rod has been overperforming in the post-season.

Who give a f*ck about some flat-chested broad and a guy who plays for the Texas Rangers?

acaciaavenue: Who give a f*ck about some flat-chested broad and a guy who plays for the Texas Rangers?

Well played, studman

does he have a history of not committing to things in the fall?

Unleash the Centaur!

/seriously, wtf.

She does have a lovely turd-cutter.

lance99: //god damn!

You know, I grew up in the country side. I have spent many long hours in the woods and hills of the said country side and I have never seen any hot naked girls in soapy baths outside. Where are the all hiding at anyway?

The_Great_Hambino: acaciaavenue: Who give a f*ck about some flat-chested broad and a guy who plays for the Texas Rangers I have the ghey!

FTFY

Pluses:
Pretty face
Has her own money
Seems like a nice person

Minuses:
Kids
Lack of tit-meat
Lots of baggage

He could do better, but people sometimes make strange choices when it comes to love.

wet_dream: Over in 1!

and BTW, wasn't he doing Madonna? and scrub as much as you want, you can never wash off the Madonna Stink! ewwwwwww!


Yeah, and her ex is the poster child for good hygiene...


(NOT saying that Madonna isn't nasty, because I'd imagine that nasty beav smells like a durian and limburger omelet)

You know, I grew up in the country side. I have spent many long hours in the woods and hills of the said country side and I have never seen any hot naked girls in soapy baths outside. Where are the all hiding at anyway?

There's a whole neighborhood of 'em somewhere - right near the geriatrics who sit side by side in separate tubs, holding hands, gazing at the moon - wishing for an erection that lasts four hours.

Said rumor starter

FreeLoveFreeway: Do you think she would dump him if the Yankees choked and somehow lost the World Series?

Nope. She's riding his jock pretty hard. She's holding out for that rock. I think she just did a bridal dress photoshoot for some magazine. Can't remember which one though...

BlameBush: You know, I grew up in the country side. I have spent many long hours in the woods and hills of the said country side and I have never seen any hot naked girls in soapy baths outside. Where are the all hiding at anyway?

There's a whole neighborhood of 'em somewhere - right near the geriatrics who sit side by side in separate tubs, holding hands, gazing at the moon - wishing for an erection that lasts four hours.

So, the neighborhood has a built in eye bleach station then? Cool.

Tigggy: FreeLoveFreeway: Do you think she would dump him if the Yankees choked and somehow lost the World Series?

Nope. She's riding his jock pretty hard. She's holding out for that rock. I think she just did a bridal dress photoshoot for some magazine. Can't remember which one though...

as well she should...she should have a long, solid, devoted marriage just like her parents!

Saw her in a group interview where she just monopolized the whole thing talking about how awesome she is. Once I saw that happen a few more times, I realized that I'd love to bang her, but only if she lost the ability to form words.

acaciaavenue: Who give a f*ck about some flat-chested broad and a guy who plays for the Texas Rangers?

Amen! She looks like a biatch & he seems like an AW.

made for each other. HOORAY! A successful media match!

I would Sully that Hudson.

zvoidx: I would Sully that Hudson.

Bwahah

Kate must be into bestiality?

Kate Hudson sounds like she's hard to handle.


/now, gets around
//yeah, had to look up lyrics. I thought it was "hard to handle, now dance around"

She BEEFS.

She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of Almost Famous she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.

frickinyeahyeahyeah: She BEEFS.

She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of Almost Famous she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.



awwww ....awwww.....dude. awwwwwwww

frickinyeahyeahyeah: She BEEFS.

She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of Almost Famous she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.

Glad to see this meme still has legs...

... or not