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(People Magazine) Obvious Should Kate Winslet win an Oscar for the World's most litigious actress?   (people.com) divider line 60
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Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 11:48:50 AM  
careful here - anyone saying anything negative about the wonderful and beautiful Kate Winslet might end up getting sued to death!

love ya kate!
please don't sue me!

 
Blues_X [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 12:29:50 PM  
Oh, no... a celebrity who doesn't put up with lies.

How utterly terrible.

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 12:43:55 PM  
FTFA: "RELATED: Kate Winslet Happy to Go Nude - For Now"

Please, no... ou had your moment in Titanic. That ship has since sailed... and sunk!

 
Fano 2009-11-03 01:15:50 PM  
No, but she should be given an award in showing her teets in virtually every movie she's been in, despite having piles of money that says she doesn't HAVE to.

 
acaciaavenue 2009-11-03 01:19:42 PM  
Kate Winslet kicks ass.

 
bidness 2009-11-03 01:20:16 PM  
Fano: No, but she should be given an award in showing her teets in virtually every movie she's been in, despite having piles of money that says she doesn't HAVE to.

Aye, 'tis a right bonnie pair o' teats indeed.

 
Leeroy Jenkinssss 2009-11-03 01:20:47 PM  
Fano: No, but she should be given an award in showing her teets in virtually every movie she's been in, despite having piles of money that says she doesn't HAVE to.

I see my work is done here...

/please commence with pics now

 
ihatedumbpeople 2009-11-03 01:23:06 PM  
At least some court systems hold those shiatty tabloids accountable.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:24:19 PM  
acaciaavenue: Kate Winslet kicks ass.

yeah, but we kinda have to say that or we'll get sued into low orbit.

 
jj325 [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:24:26 PM  
Kate Winslet rocks. I wish she could sue the liars out of business.

 
Eddie Hazel's E string 2009-11-03 01:32:19 PM  
Boritom: FTFA: "RELATED: Kate Winslet Happy to Go Nude - For Now"

Please, no... ou had your moment in Titanic. That ship has since sailed... and sunk!


www.seattlepi.com

 
wet_dream 2009-11-03 01:38:56 PM  
jj325: Kate Winslet rocks. I wish she could sue the liars out of business would show us her Boobies again.

FTFY

 
Yanks_RSJ 2009-11-03 01:41:01 PM  
She should get one for the scene in Little Children where she's farked on a running dryer.

 
syberpud 2009-11-03 01:43:59 PM  
Kate can sue my pants off.

/giggity

 
Hetfield 2009-11-03 01:44:31 PM  
She should get an award for her episode of Extras.

Link

 
one0nine 2009-11-03 01:44:32 PM  
An award for suing the Daily Fail and winning? I'm ok with that. To celebrate, I recommend she perform the "Brandi Chastain" maneuver, except with fewer undergarments.

And by fewer, I mean "none".

/vincevaughnmotorboat.gif

 
kmp1331 2009-11-03 01:44:37 PM  
Yanks_RSJ: She should get one for the scene in Little Children where she's farked on a running dryer.

I think this is the the fastest I've ever put a movie in my Netflix queue

 
zarberg 2009-11-03 01:46:15 PM  
Yanks_RSJ: She should get one for the scene in Little Children where she's farked on a running dryer.

And for once, Yanks_RSJ and I completely agree on something!

 
Purple_Jack 2009-11-03 01:46:22 PM  
I feel there's more to Kate's acting than her willingness to get her swinging pink milk churns out in every movie. She should also be applauded for her attention to detail in the period drama 'Jude' where she displayed a pubic thatch like a golfer's divot (there were no Brazilians in those days of course). I have it on good authority that the fragrant Kate was not sporting a merkin, but took the trouble to grow the hairy coont rug for that extra touch of realism.

 
apeiron242 2009-11-03 01:47:00 PM  
Blues_X: Oh, no... a celebrity who doesn't put up with lies.

How utterly terrible.


CELEBRITIES DON'T HAVE RIGHTS OR FEELINGS!

 
yakmans_dad 2009-11-03 01:48:43 PM  
kmp1331: Yanks_RSJ: She should get one for the scene in Little Children where she's farked on a running dryer.

I think this is the the fastest I've ever put a movie in my Netflix queue


What a price to pay to see boobies. It's a grim movie full of ennui, violence, and despair.

/Only made it to about the 20 minute mark.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:52:39 PM  
She should get an award for getting naked in her movies, and still being classy.

 
Lou Stoolz 2009-11-03 02:10:26 PM  
If "litigious" means showing her muff a lot...then yes!

 
howdyyall9999 2009-11-03 02:12:37 PM  
Lou Stoolz: If "litigious" means showing her muff a lot...then yes!

I think it's italian for "needs a razor"

/she is outright sexy though giant chia-muff and all

 
dishmosher 2009-11-03 02:15:05 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: She should get an award for getting naked in her movies, and still being classy.FTFY

 
dishmosher 2009-11-03 02:21:56 PM  
What Kate Winslet may look like
www.listown.com

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 02:24:36 PM  
She's beautiful when she's lawyered-up.

 
KatjaMouse [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 02:24:52 PM  
Oh Kate. You can do no wrong in my eyes.

/#2 on my List

Hetfield: She should get an award for her episode of Extras.

Link


I think it's rather funny of the two films she did last year, she won the Oscar for the weaker role, but then again, it was a Holocaust movie.

 
KatjaMouse [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 02:25:29 PM  
Gulper Eel: She's beautiful when she's lawyered-up.

FTFY

 
Knight Errant 2009-11-03 02:27:24 PM  
If she does win, she will be very angry, and possibly litigious, if you take her acceptance speech and remix it with a great dance beat.

 
SonOfNel 2009-11-03 02:31:24 PM  
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realmolo 2009-11-03 02:35:29 PM  
I like Kate a lot, but her "Women should be comfortable with their bodies, and that's why I don't exercise" line is a little bit disingenuous. I mean, she's *beautiful*. OF COURSE she's comfortable with her body.

Wait 15 years and ask how she feels about being fat when she has to exercise her ass off (literally) to keep her figure.

 
HappyLittleTree 2009-11-03 02:41:10 PM  
kmp1331: Yanks_RSJ: She should get one for the scene in Little Children where she's farked on a running dryer.

I think this is the the fastest I've ever put a movie in my Netflix queue


Ladies: that scene gives a nice shot of Patrick Wilson's a**. The rest of the movie...definitely a bummer.

 
TrainingWheelsNeeded 2009-11-03 02:58:16 PM  
Holy Smoke
Kate full frontal. the only down side is you have to watch Harvey Keitel exit her.

 
apeiron242 2009-11-03 02:58:16 PM  
realmolo: I like Kate a lot, but her "Women should be comfortable with their bodies, and that's why I don't exercise" line is a little bit disingenuous. I mean, she's *beautiful*. OF COURSE she's comfortable with her body.

Wait 15 years and ask how she feels about being fat when she has to exercise her ass off (literally) to keep her figure.


It sounds disingenuous because you are a fat girl. Like the guy at Starbucks opining that his BMW driving customer with the hot wife MUST be unhappy and have ulcers.

 
KatjaMouse [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 03:00:10 PM  
realmolo: Wait 15 years and ask how she feels about being fat when she has to exercise her ass off (literally) to keep her figure.

I wouldn't be surprised if she slips into Dame territory and just plays matronly roles like Judi Dench or Maggie Smith after their run as stage beauties. Not complaining, I think she's a brilliant actress. I just like the eye candy as well.

 
whereisian 2009-11-03 03:02:36 PM  
SonOfNel: www.imagechicken.com

fap

 
settle down meow 2009-11-03 03:13:04 PM  
Good for her. I'm surprised more people don't sue when "news papers" lie about them. Good for her.

 
coco ebert [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 03:22:56 PM  
She's a good actress but she puts me off whenever I see her in interviews. She seems horribly self-conscious, though trying hard not to seem so. When she speaks it sounds like she mulls over every single word to make sure it comes out just so.

 
apeiron242 2009-11-03 03:23:03 PM  
settle down meow: Good for her. I'm surprised more people don't sue when "news papers" lie about them. Good for her.

Eh. There's an assumption of guilt if you protest (and if you stay silent).

 
KatjaMouse [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 03:36:18 PM  
apeiron242: Eh. There's an assumption of guilt if you protest (and if you stay silent).

Damned if you do, damned if you don't?

 
Lou Stoolz 2009-11-03 03:37:23 PM  
howdyyall9999: Lou Stoolz: If "litigious" means showing her muff a lot...then yes!

I think it's italian for "needs a razor"

/she is outright sexy though giant chia-muff and all



larvalsubjects.files.wordpress.com

 
sorebones 2009-11-03 03:40:35 PM  
I'm pretty sure that's not a real category anyway.

 
Nightmaretony 2009-11-03 03:50:15 PM  
she would be in a close race with jlo....

 
rickycal78 2009-11-03 04:40:39 PM  
coco ebert: She's a good actress but she puts me off whenever I see her in interviews. She seems horribly self-conscious, though trying hard not to seem so. When she speaks it sounds like she mulls over every single word to make sure it comes out just so.

I'd rather that than the common celebrity practice of not thinking at all before opening their mouth in a public venue.

 
MENSTRUATION 2009-11-03 04:42:30 PM  
TrainingWheelsNeeded: Holy Smoke
Kate full frontal. the only down side is you have to watch Harvey Keitel exit her.


That, and the movie sucks.

/actually haven't seen it since I was in university, so maybe it wasn't pretentious enough for me back then

 
Syder 2009-11-03 04:44:09 PM  
settle down meow: Good for her. I'm surprised more people don't sue when "news papers" lie about them. Good for her.

If American libel laws were different, more people would.

 
KatjaMouse [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 04:45:14 PM  
As horrible as Romance and Cigarettes is, it did give us this scene.

Link (new window)

 
YakBoy42 2009-11-03 04:53:18 PM  
Boritom: FTFA: "RELATED: Kate Winslet Happy to Go Nude - For Now"

Please, no... ou had your moment in Titanic. That ship has since sailed... and sunk!


You know how I know you're gay?


/NTTAWWT

 
p the boiler 2009-11-03 05:47:28 PM  
I love her so much

She is on my top 5 - I assume no one else in the world has a similar top5

Kate Winslett
Reese Witherspoon (when she still had meat)
Sara Rue
Carrie from Carrieland (so NSFW)
Kelly Osborne

 
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