I'm okay will all of the pilots sleeping on your flight if you are

HulkHands: I'm okay will with all of the pilots sleeping on your flight if you are

Keep your filthy government hands off my FAA!

I just can't seem to give a shiat

It only takes ONE TIME to ruin it for EVERYONE ELSE

Right, Smitty, because we can work on exactly one problem at a time.

I picked the wrong day to stop farking.

HulkHands: HulkHands: I'm okay will with all of the pilots sleeping with the passengers on your flight if you are

TheJoeY: It only takes ONE TIME to ruin it for EVERYONE ELSE

Fix a pipe and they don't call you a plumber, but fly over your destination because you're on your computer....

/why is it called a cockpit btw?
//was vagina too confusing

How does Congress have the authority to regulate the airline industry?

$27 Million Dollars (who needs to feed the poor? let them feed themselves)

vernonFL How does Congress have the authority to regulate the airline industry?

Exactly, who does that Reagan think he is messing with the air traffic controllers like that!

You know who else made the mass transit run on time?

"Having fixed the economy, created jobs for all Americans, and ended crime, homelessness, and famine the world over, Congress finally tackles our long national nightmare of that one plane that didn't land on time the other day overshot the airport by 150 miles, endangered an already stressed air traffic control system, and created a potential fuel emergency because two dip-shiat pilots couldn't put their laptops down long enough to fly the plane"

FIFY

/ Worked in aviation safety for most of my career
// Many ways to make an aircraft safer, but hard to fix a "loose nut" behind the control yoke

apeiron242:
Right, Smitty, because we can work on exactly one problem at a time.

From the track record of Congress this year?

That's about right.

Can we finally kill the fallacious argument that you are doing something wrong if you address a relatively minor issue when there are major issues still unresolved?

RussianPooper: Can we finally kill the fallacious argument that you are doing something wrong if you address a relatively minor issue when there are major issues still unresolved?

Not until we've cured cancer

vernonFL: How does Congress have the authority to regulate the airline industry?

You're joking - right? When you get on the plane in one state, and get off in another, that's pretty much the very definition of "interstate commerce."

BMulligan: vernonFL: How does Congress have the authority to regulate the airline industry?

You're joking - right? When you get on the plane in one state, and get off in another, that's pretty much the very definition of "interstate commerce."

Yeah, but all of that government regulation stifles competition! If the government would just back out airline tickets would get cheaper because consumers would get a choice in how safe they want their airline to be.

/Am I doing it right?

Well, y'know, you go to Ludicrous Speed and things happen.

At about 600 mph, 150 miles is 15 minutes.

Delta should charge each passenger a dollar for each minute and the government should get another dollar for their effort.

Hey, anything that distract them from healthcare is OK by me!

whew, what a relief!

/laptops my ass.
//sleeping, hungover, whatever. but laptops I can't believe.

I bet they were having sex, which would make a harsh reaction from the government more or less inevitable.

wet_dream: Hey, anything that distract them from healthcare is OK by me!

Wait till these guys find out there are different committees that deal with different issues.