The latest export from the land of milk and honey is a grass-chomping mammal that hangs out in rivers and lakes and is apparently hard to sedate.

I didn't even know there was an export market for me.

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamous?

-Mitch Hedberg

They are secret agents of Mossad.

Still not as stealthy as I

We would have also accepted: Rosie O'Donnell.

/Hot like the pink hippo

hip hop anonymous

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Pocket Ninja: I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too




/only likes hippopotamuseses.

Hiphopopatamus vs. Rhymenoceros (new window)

I'm the mother farkin' rhymenocerous

Hippopotami. It's directly from the Latin for "water horse". Duh.

/8 years of Latin down the drain

"River horse", rather.

Hippopotami

"I shoot the Hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum,
because if I use the leaden ones
his hide is sure to flatten em."

--Hilaire Belloc

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Hiphopopatamus?

NorCalLos: Hiphopopatamus vs. Rhymenoceros (new window)

Haha, whoops!

Pocket Ninja: I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too

NO! Awe, how could you!!

*sob*

I thought the major exporter was the local community college coeds from the south. Huh, who would of thought?

It has to suck to end up in a cold ass Russian zoo.

soon to look like this I'd imagine


/maybe he ended up in a warm place in Russia?

How about the export of hiphopapotamuses?



/hot

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Thread over.

chizzle: /maybe he ended up in a warm place in Russia?

Yeah, and his brother lives right there on Nebraska's coast...

Damn, got beat to it...