The latest export from the land of milk and honey is a grass-chomping mammal that hangs out in rivers and lakes and is apparently hard to sedate.

I didn't even know there was an export market for me.

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamous?

-Mitch Hedberg

They are secret agents of Mossad.

Still not as stealthy as I

We would have also accepted: Rosie O'Donnell.

/Hot like the pink hippo

hip hop anonymous

Link (new window)

Pocket Ninja: I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too




/only likes hippopotamuseses.

Hiphopopatamus vs. Rhymenoceros (new window)

I'm the mother farkin' rhymenocerous

Hippopotami. It's directly from the Latin for "water horse". Duh.

/8 years of Latin down the drain

"River horse", rather.

Hippopotami

"I shoot the Hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum,
because if I use the leaden ones
his hide is sure to flatten em."

--Hilaire Belloc

Link (new window)

Hiphopopatamus?

NorCalLos: Hiphopopatamus vs. Rhymenoceros (new window)

Haha, whoops!

Pocket Ninja: I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too

NO! Awe, how could you!!

*sob*

I thought the major exporter was the local community college coeds from the south. Huh, who would of thought?

It has to suck to end up in a cold ass Russian zoo.

soon to look like this I'd imagine


/maybe he ended up in a warm place in Russia?

How about the export of hiphopapotamuses?



/hot

veedeevadeevoodee: Britney bares her snatch again for the paparazzi (AP)

Thread over.

chizzle: /maybe he ended up in a warm place in Russia?

Yeah, and his brother lives right there on Nebraska's coast...

Damn, got beat to it...

Hamas immediately denounced this as a Zionist plot to occupy the hippos land and build Jewish settlements there, while "unknown persons" fired rockets and mortar shells into Israel from the Gaza Strip.

Bomar: How about the export of hiphopapotamuses?



/hot

Came here for a Flight of the Concords - hiphopapotamuses

/nice

Even more deadly than interior crocodile alligator.

/got nuthin.

In Africa, I hear hippos kill more people than snakes.

Is it not true that death by hippo is one of the leading causes of death in the world?

Well I got my tip snapped off for medical reasons but I lurve (hate) the Jews (all people) and the locker-room comments (towelsnap), hippocritterz!

THIS

/Drubk? U take guess. Thank God/Jeebus/Mojtaba that you can edit your posts when sober with the new iPhöne "FARKposts.edit"-app!

EdNortonsTwin: In Africa, I hear hippos kill more people than snakes. 2009-11-03 02:27:04 PM

Fark-the-Fnord: Is it not true that death by hippo is one of the leading causes of death in the world? 2009-11-03 02:27:20 PM

It's uncanny how often two or more Farkers say or do something nearly identical at nearly the exact same time.

Fark-the-Fnord: Is it not true that death by hippo is one of the leading causes of death in the world?

No, that's mosquitos. Mosquitos and H1N1.

which can reach up to 3.5 tonnes, while sleeping.

How much do they weigh when they are awake?

Not that you asked, but it's mongooses, not mongeese.

Octopodes or octopuses are the more "correct" (pedantic) plurals. Octopi is now accepted, of course.

/Yes, there is another Farker out there who will care, and probably also correct me.

NorCalLos: Hiphopopatamus vs. Rhymenoceros (new window)

Did Steve give you that link perchance? Steve.

Atleast it's not rhinos. They don't play games. They farking charge your ass.

Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

Better stock up on those little white marbles.

FTA: Once the animal is knocked out, it is lifted with a bulldozer and put into a crate.

Hey, Mr Reporter, when you try to look smart and use a specific term, but you use the wrong term, you end up looking really stupid.

Fun fact: A hippopotamus penis is called a "chawton".

Mosquitos and H1N1 can reach up to 3.5 tonnes while sleeping?!?

Tell the Israelis to keep their fat chicks. We have enough.

veedeevadeevoodee: angry_scientist:

Nostrils flaring, I lower my head.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (not hot, unlike pic)

Jonesy Boogieman:
It's uncanny how often two or more Farkers say or do something nearly identical at nearly the exact same time.

A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.

The profits are bottomless.

http://www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/faq/aboutgrammar/plurals

Just say "no!" to hyperforeignization!

EdNortonsTwin: In Africa, I hear hippos kill more people than snakes.

What did you hear in California? What brought you to Africa?