This guy's own twisted logic doesn't even make sense.

POX News = horrible insult.

Walter Cranky = affectionate nickname.

Dan Rather-Not = affectionate nickname.

This is from LAST September. Why is he bothering only now to complain?

Just last week I had Obama's service and volunteerism promoted on every single major network, including Disney and Nickelodeon.


Oh, the humanity!

Now this is always a slippery argument for us to make from the right, because we run the risk of being caricatured in the way the late Jerry Falwell was in the infamous "Tinky-Winky" incident. But with this ever-growing list...

Wow, you were THIS close to being self-aware of how ridiculous the never-ending parade of Neo-Con butthurt sounds.

Wherein the author complains about muppets while acting just like Sesame Street's target audience.

GET A SENSE OF HUMOR YOU COCKS

Rereading my last post, I realized I made a difficult request of my conservative friends, so let me explain the joke.

Oscar the Grouch.

He lives in a farking trashcan.

Trashy news.

Humor, AR AR.

GET A SENSE OF HUMOR YOU COCKS

GET IT TOGETHER GROUCH

GET A JOB GROUCH

BIATCH, I LIVE IN A FARKING TRASHCAN

/relevant

"If Mom and Dad watch cable news, it's better than 50/50 they watch "POX News.""

Maybe, but the odds of them being Fox news watchers in the first place is just better than 1.3m/304m.

An onslaught of public schools teaching their students songs of praise for Barack Obama.

You mean that one school where none of the parents thought that the one verse about Obama was inappropriate until the Outrage Jihad got on the case? One is an onslaught now? I can't wait to inform my girlfriend that I had sex with an onslaught of women last week then.

But the difference now is that a Saul Alinsky-trained, William Ayers-influenced, Annenberg Challenge Board Member is now our President, and his influence, tactics and worldview

I got a Bingo before he even finished the paragraph. Sweet!

More Liberal Muppet propoganda!

GET A SENSE OF COCKS, HUMOR!

Wait... what?

palladiate: "If Mom and Dad watch cable news, it's better than 50/50 they watch "POX News.""

Maybe, but the odds of them being Fox news watchers in the first place is just better than 1.3m/304m.

Additionally, Sesame Street is turned on by parents who want their children to be smart and think for themselves. Fox News watchers aren't really that type.

brigid_fitch: This is from LAST September. Why is he bothering only now to complain?

That surprises you? People still complain about the teaching of that Obama song that happened on February 27th, "There were no concerns or complaints to, during, or after the program. (new window)" and they started complaining, what, seven months? after the song was taped.

I say seven months since song was in February and the biatching started in September.

Boritom: More Liberal Muppet propoganda!

You should see the Gonzo scene...

This just in: PBS is not Fox News like NPR doesn't carry Rush Limbaugh.

If you have to look to motherlicking SESAME STREET to manufacture mock outrage, then you've really got nothing.

/oscar the WHARRGARBL

Wait until next year when they found out that Michelle Obama was on Sesame Street a few months ago!

Surely there must be some limit to the amount of pissing and moaning conservatives can do?

I Said: Surely there must be some limit to the amount of pissing and moaning conservatives can do?

No, there doesn't appear to be. If they can find some way to manufacture it, they will biatch about it.

I Said: Surely there must be some limit to the amount of pissing and moaning conservatives can do?

Have you seen the politics page?

palladiate: "If Mom and Dad watch cable news, it's better than 50/50 they watch "POX News.""

Maybe, but the odds of them being Fox news watchers in the first place is just better than 1.3m/304m.

and the parents of Sesame Street aged kids are actually a hell of a lot less likely to watch Fox News than both the general population, and the 50% of cable news viewers he suggests.

Did you guys see the episode with Bert and Ernie going to ACORN.
Bert is one of the meanest pimps I ever saw.
Ernie was dressed like a tramp. I really don't know why I liked that.

I heard Big Bird raped, and killed a teen aged girl in the 90s

The funniest thing about Fox is how worked up people get over it. It is probably the most successful and profitable troll ever.

GAh! A liberal just BIT MY ARM! I'm gonna TURN COMMIE!!!!! George Soros doesn't actually rule the world, people DO have a right to health care, destroy. WHAT AM I SAYING!?!?!?!?!?!

how can a party that nominated Sarah Palin be this painfully humorless?

Wait...they were serious about Palin?

What the hell? How did that guy get that FOX was being picked on amongst all those nicknames and parodies? And why the hell is he outraged over Sesame Street?

GAT_00: I Said: Surely there must be some limit to the amount of pissing and moaning conservatives can do?

No, there doesn't appear to be. If they can find some way to manufacture it, they will biatch about it.

If you build it, they will whine.

Bert IS evil after all...

Mentat: BIATCH, I LIVE IN A FARKING TRASHCAN

swahnhennessy: What the hell? How did that guy get that FOX was being picked on amongst all those nicknames and parodies? And why the hell is he outraged over Sesame Street?

It hurts him because the comment about Fox is true.

brigid_fitch: This is from LAST September. Why is he bothering only now to complain?

The stupid-do list is long.

Something I never understood:

I thought Democracies/Republics were about the majority's opinion (and how it evolves) dictating certain things like social norms and government policy.

If you're whining that 90% of every newspaper, every TV program, every movie, every piece of popular music, every institution of higher education, every scientist, every branch of government, etc... is suddenly against your set of beliefs, isn't that a self-validating and really fairly damning statement about the relevancy of your own ideology?

If the opening salvo of your argument is that the number of people who hold your views has become so tiny that there's nowhere you can turn without being confronted with overpowering presence of the other side, how does that help the argument that we should still listen to you?

and the "Give a Penny/Take a Penny" tray at the gas station is the gateway drug to communism.

Last week, in a re-broadcast of an episode that originally aired two years ago

And who was president two years ago?

jaerik: If you're whining that 90% of every newspaper, every TV program, every movie, every piece of popular music, every institution of higher education, every scientist, every branch of government, etc... is suddenly against your set of beliefs, isn't that a self-validating and really fairly damning statement about the relevancy of your own ideology?

i think you're forgetting the 5 jew bankers.

or whatever boogyman/betrayer/backstabber/etc can fill that slot.

brigid_fitch: This is from LAST September. Why is he bothering only now to complain?

The same way Fox got outraged over a school including Obama in a song sung by students.

...seven months after it happened.

...and without a single parent from the school having complained.

It's really hard to fill 24 hours with non-stop outrage.

The last line is what killed me:

We see them for what they are: bitter, pompous and desperate.

This from a man who just finished an epic rant about one line in a Sesame Street sketch.

The lack of self awareness is truly astounding.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a hoot.

I always knew Sesame Street was a commie brainwashing operation.

They didn't even go to great lengths to hide that fact either.

I mean, come on... "Public" television?

... "Public" as in "Gubmint".

... "Gubmint" as in "Gubmint bad".

God...what a bunch of raving pussies "Conservatives" have become.

"Waaaah...we got picked on in a one-liner from a muppet!"

Philip Francis Queeg: The last line is what killed me:

We see them for what they are: bitter, pompous and desperate.

This from a man who just finished an epic rant about one line in a Sesame Street sketch.

The lack of self awareness is truly astounding.



I once caught someone cheating at trivial pursuit. I felt so bad for them, I didn't bother to complain.

Replace "Pox News" with "BSNBC" in that skit and shower in the outrage of the Left.

LivingDeadX1: Replace "Pox News" with "BSNBC" in that skit and shower in the outrage of the Left.

Y'know, for all the crap that MSNBC and CNN gets... it's only Fox News viewers that so fervently defend their station of choice.

Seriously, when has there ever been Leftist outrage over criticism of MSNBC? Even assuming there has been, how does it compare to the seemingly-constant ranting and raving of Fox News viewers?

The message is clear, I can't even sit my kids in front of "Sesame Street" without having to worry about the Left attempting to undermine my authority. And don't tell me, "If you don't like it change the channel." There are no channels left!

and I'm being forced to keep my television on and force my precious little children to watch it. We should have never let the Obama administration take away our OFF buttons!

OF COURSE Sesame Street is VERY, VERY dangerous. When my boys were little, Bert & Ernie were living together. You expect the liberal commie homo-lovers to change? That's not change they can believe in.

/the Left
//are coming to get you
///lock up your kids
////lock up your ladies

LivingDeadX1: Replace "Pox News" with "BSNBC" in that skit and shower in the outrage of the Left.

...except that two respected newsmen who have been tagged as "left" by the retarded right wing were similarly mocked in that skit. I don't see any lefties rushing to defend their honor or to claim that they've been smeared.

Just the aforementioned retarded right wing kvetching about.... puppets?

But do continue with your hypothetical ways in which you believe the "left" would act given a different series of hypothetical events. It distracts well from the retarded right wingers actually saying stupid things in not-at-all-hypothetical scenarios.

GroverRapedAndMurderedPrairieDawnIn1990.com

and this little gem:
Irony is a wonderful thing. Just as the Left elected the perfect Propagandist-in-Chief, their opposition (you and me) got wise, agile and pretty entertaining. With every lame attempt to turn our kids against us, we now call them on it and point out how ham-fisted, clumsy and square they are. The Left's worst nightmare came true: The conservatives are the hip ones.

Far-out Man

LivingDeadX1: Replace "Pox News" with "BSNBC" in that skit and shower in the outrage of the Left.

FTFA:
"Walter Cranky"
"Dan Rather-Not"
"Meredith Beware-a"
"Diane Spoiler."

We just have more important $#!+ to deal with than whining about name-calling from a muppet.