It's better than the headline says. It's self referential. The child porn collection contains video of a man masturbating to child porn in the police station evidence room. Like in the old days when you would aim a video camera at the monitor and get a tunnel of shifting colors. You think this guy got off watching himself get off to some underage girl?
ZAZ:Like in the old days when you would aim a video camera at the monitor and get a tunnel of shifting colors. You think this guy got off watching himself get off to some underage girl?
So they gave him a chance to surrender at the station so his kids and neighbors don't have to see him being hauled off and he cancels? This guy is just full of smooth moves.
NeuroticRocker
2009-11-03 08:17:58 AM
Link (new window)
ZAZ
2009-11-03 08:32:52 AM
EvilEgg
2009-11-03 08:35:35 AM
Is the world ready for recursive porn?
The Onanist
2009-11-03 08:43:17 AM
BigEd
2009-11-03 08:47:41 AM
/doom on you...
Sybarite
2009-11-03 10:48:45 AM
Adjective Bird Whiskey
2009-11-03 11:01:17 AM
Nabb1
2009-11-03 11:04:45 AM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because, let me tell you, I've worked a lot of places, and this sort of thing goes on all the time.
Paris1127
2009-11-03 11:05:57 AM
/dumbass trumps sick, imho
Obdicut
2009-11-03 11:16:30 AM
What a stupid, sick fark.
Or... someone turned him in.
GAT_00
2009-11-03 11:29:12 AM
Hollywood Cole
2009-11-03 11:42:07 AM
It's impossible ! l never broke the Law ! l am the Law !
UberDave
2009-11-03 11:55:04 AM
/Wait...what is this about again?
MaxxLarge
2009-11-03 12:25:39 PM
in the police station evidence room"/FTFY
MasterThief
2009-11-03 01:35:32 PM
ultraholland
2009-11-03 01:39:32 PM
Xomodo
2009-11-03 01:42:59 PM
The Angry Hand of God
2009-11-03 01:43:25 PM
never agoodideato masturbate to child pornin the police station evidence room"/FTFY
utardsRock
2009-11-03 01:44:04 PM
Drizzit
2009-11-03 01:44:26 PM
tuffsnake
2009-11-03 01:45:29 PM
bluehubcap
2009-11-03 01:46:11 PM
/butler did it
Raging Thespian
2009-11-03 01:46:55 PM
Depends on who you're masturbating.
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2009-11-03 01:47:23 PM
LoveRBS
2009-11-03 01:47:41 PM