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It's never a good idea to masturbate to child porn in the police station evidence room



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NeuroticRocker
2009-11-03 08:17:58 AM


An explanation of why pedophilia is wrong:

Link (new window)

 
ZAZ
2009-11-03 08:32:52 AM


It's better than the headline says. It's self referential. The child porn collection contains video of a man masturbating to child porn in the police station evidence room. Like in the old days when you would aim a video camera at the monitor and get a tunnel of shifting colors. You think this guy got off watching himself get off to some underage girl?

 
EvilEgg
2009-11-03 08:35:35 AM


ZAZ: Like in the old days when you would aim a video camera at the monitor and get a tunnel of shifting colors. You think this guy got off watching himself get off to some underage girl?

Is the world ready for recursive porn?

 
The Onanist
2009-11-03 08:43:17 AM


Never Subby?? Never?

 
BigEd
2009-11-03 08:47:41 AM


Wow... Double Dumbass!

i125.photobucket.com

/doom on you...

 
Sybarite
2009-11-03 10:48:45 AM


So they gave him a chance to surrender at the station so his kids and neighbors don't have to see him being hauled off and he cancels? This guy is just full of smooth moves.

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey
2009-11-03 11:01:17 AM


Oh child pornography. I wish I could quit you.

 
Nabb1
2009-11-03 11:04:45 AM


www.seinfeld-fan.net

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because, let me tell you, I've worked a lot of places, and this sort of thing goes on all the time.

 
Paris1127
2009-11-03 11:05:57 AM


That Acai berry ad made me do a doubletake...

/dumbass trumps sick, imho

 
Obdicut
2009-11-03 11:16:30 AM


This guy had to want to be caught.

What a stupid, sick fark.

Or... someone turned him in.

 
GAT_00
2009-11-03 11:29:12 AM


Well where exactly am I supposed to do that then?

 
Hollywood Cole
2009-11-03 11:42:07 AM


lt's a lie ! The evidence has been falsified.
It's impossible ! l never broke the Law ! l am the Law !

 
UberDave
2009-11-03 11:55:04 AM


If this is wrong then I don't want to be right!!


/Wait...what is this about again?

 
MaxxLarge
2009-11-03 12:25:39 PM


"It's never a good idea to masturbate to child porn in the police station evidence room"

/FTFY

 
MasterThief
2009-11-03 01:35:32 PM


Willie Sutton approves.

 
ultraholland
2009-11-03 01:39:32 PM


WHY?!

 
Xomodo
2009-11-03 01:42:59 PM


Let me see here, A pig and a scumbag at the same time. Do they cancel each other out? like - + - = + ? decisions decisions

 
The Angry Hand of God
2009-11-03 01:43:25 PM


MaxxLarge: "It's never a good idea to masturbate to child porn in the police station evidence room"

/FTFY

 
utardsRock
2009-11-03 01:44:04 PM


HAHAHAHA!!!!

 
Drizzit
2009-11-03 01:44:26 PM


this guy must have wanted to get on fark for years and finally came up with a solution to his problem

 
tuffsnake
2009-11-03 01:45:29 PM


Is it ever a good idea to masturbate in a police station?

 
bluehubcap
2009-11-03 01:46:11 PM


Poirot? You're kidding.

/butler did it

 
Raging Thespian
2009-11-03 01:46:55 PM


tuffsnake: Is it ever a good idea to masturbate in a police station?

Depends on who you're masturbating.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2009-11-03 01:47:23 PM


It's good that they caught him. A cop this stupid doesn't deserve to have a badge.

 
LoveRBS
2009-11-03 01:47:41 PM


Is it ever a good idea to be in the police station evidence room?

 
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