An explanation of why pedophilia is wrong:

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It's better than the headline says. It's self referential. The child porn collection contains video of a man masturbating to child porn in the police station evidence room. Like in the old days when you would aim a video camera at the monitor and get a tunnel of shifting colors. You think this guy got off watching himself get off to some underage girl?

ZAZ: Like in the old days when you would aim a video camera at the monitor and get a tunnel of shifting colors. You think this guy got off watching himself get off to some underage girl?

Is the world ready for recursive porn?

Never Subby?? Never?

Wow... Double Dumbass!



/doom on you...

So they gave him a chance to surrender at the station so his kids and neighbors don't have to see him being hauled off and he cancels? This guy is just full of smooth moves.

Oh child pornography. I wish I could quit you.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because, let me tell you, I've worked a lot of places, and this sort of thing goes on all the time.

That Acai berry ad made me do a doubletake...

/dumbass trumps sick, imho

This guy had to want to be caught.

What a stupid, sick fark.

Or... someone turned him in.

Well where exactly am I supposed to do that then?

If this is wrong then I don't want to be right!!


/Wait...what is this about again?

Willie Sutton approves.

WHY?!

Let me see here, A pig and a scumbag at the same time. Do they cancel each other out? like - + - = + ? decisions decisions

MaxxLarge: "It's never a good idea to masturbate to child porn in the police station evidence room"

/FTFY

HAHAHAHA!!!!

this guy must have wanted to get on fark for years and finally came up with a solution to his problem

Is it ever a good idea to masturbate in a police station?

Poirot? You're kidding.

/butler did it

tuffsnake: Is it ever a good idea to masturbate in a police station?

Depends on who you're masturbating.

It's good that they caught him. A cop this stupid doesn't deserve to have a badge.

Is it ever a good idea to be in the police station evidence room?

came here for the "nice pic, I'm gonna jack off now" pic, leaving dissapointed.

Police Chief Donald Poirot

Oh come on...

This man is all sorts of stupid. Looking at CP in the evidence room? Installing Limewire on the computer? RECORDING HIMSELF fapping in the evidence room to CP?

we need multiple tags for some links. Sick definitely fits, but there's just so much fail...

You can get kiddie porn on Limewire? Well, I learned something today.

Yes, if you must masturbate to porn in the police station evidence room, make sure it's adult porn.

No, it's, if you masturbate to child porn in the police station, just make sure it's not the evidence room.

No, no, it's, you can watch child porn in the police station evidence room, but don't masturbate.

No, hang on, it's, if you evidence the porn room to child police, make good it's a sure idea.

Wait, what's the lesson, subby?

The dumbassery is difficult to believe.

FTFA: Police Chief Donald Poirot and the State Police Berkshire Detective Unit began investigating after a folder containing 153 images of child pornography was copied onto CDs with evidence for a larceny case and sent to the Berkshire County district attorney's office, according to court documents.

This guy (evidently) copied the pics AND THE VIDEO of himself wanking to them onto some CDs with another case's evidence on them and mailed the whole shibbang the DA.

They have the best selections.

tuffsnake: Is it ever a good idea to masturbate in a police station?

A drunk chick tried to jerk me off in the back of a police SUV, and I almost got in trouble for it, so I'm going with "no".

MaxxLarge: "It's never a good idea to masturbate to child porn in the police station evidence room"

/FTFY

FTFY

FTFA: "...In the Lime Wire searches, police found numerous words and phrases common with searching for child pornography..."

such as....?

Suspicion was aroused when the 100lbs of porn turned into 70, then 20, and finally -4.

Dad?

I am taken aback by how concisely and clearly-written the article is.

ramen_for_all: FTFA: "...In the Lime Wire searches, police found numerous words and phrases common with searching for child pornography..."

such as....?

My first guesses would be "child" and "porn"

Thank you for that tip. I am adding it to my list - right after number 26) Do not cross the streams.

I'll be in my bunk evidence room.

Raging Thespian: tuffsnake: Is it ever a good idea to masturbate in a police station?

Depends on who you're masturbating.

How about the K9 unit?

MaxxLarge: "It's never a good idea to masturbate to child porn in the police station evidence room"

Xomodo: Let me see here, A pig and a scumbag at the same time. Do they cancel each other out? like - + - = + ? decisions decisions

Let me point out to you that - + - = -, so I don't know if they cancel, but I know that your math skills are not so high...

Wendy's Chili: tuffsnake: Is it ever a good idea to masturbate in a police station?

A drunk chick tried to jerk me off in the back of a police SUV, and I almost got in trouble for it, so I'm going with "no".

Hope you got a number. That's a keeper right there!

Next thing you know he'll be protesting abortion clinics

Never?

Wendy's Chili: tuffsnake: Is it ever a good idea to masturbate in a police station?

A drunk chick tried to jerk me off in the back of a police SUV, and I almost got in trouble for it, so I'm going with "no".

But did she finish?

Wendy's Chili: A drunk chick tried to jerk me off in the back of a police SUV, and I almost got in trouble for it, so I'm going with "no".

You should've just told the officer she was holding your penis hostage.